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Dad's surname is "Ma", and it's too domineering to name the baby. Teacher: I dare not call his name in class.

China's culture is profound, and many parents will think twice before choosing a name for their children, because the same name with different surnames will make many jokes. A father named "Ma" had a headache after naming his child.

This "Ma" father is a short man, only a little over one and a half meters. The name "horse" is easy to give people the feeling of "mighty and magnificent", so Father Ma is often laughed at because of his short and strong relationship.

To this end, Ma's father attached great importance to names, and he decided to give his children a suitable and pleasant name in the future. So from the birth of the child, he thought hard and finally gave the child a unique name, which is actually called "numbness calcium". For many years, Father Ma has been unable to let go of his short story. He was worried that the child might inherit his dwarf gene, so he added the word "calcium" to the child's name, hoping that the child could grow up and grow taller quickly. And "unification" naturally means condescending, hoping that children will grow up and become famous.

It's a good intention to name it Ma Tong Calcium, but since the children went to school, the name "Ma Tong Calcium" will bring a lot of trouble to teachers and classmates. Even the teacher was not calm and said helplessly, "I dare not call the roll in class because the name' stable boy Ca' is too embarrassing. On this issue, the class teacher also specially contacted Ma Dad, who was surprised when he knew the reason. He never paid attention to the homophonic problem of this name, which really made him regret it.

In this case, Father Ma only pays attention to the heredity of the child's height, and thinks that adding the word "calcium" to the child's name means that the child is healthy and fast, but he has never thought about this homophonic problem. "Toilet calcium" is a "toilet lid". There are many things to pay attention to in the name. In addition to pronunciation, whether the strokes are simple and the usage is familiar is also important.

Pay attention to homophony when naming children. What other aspects need attention?

First, avoid tedious strokes.

Try to avoid using words with too many strokes and complicated structures when naming names. Otherwise, it will be annoying and annoying for children to write their own names when they first go to school. This can easily lead to children not liking their names or writing.

Second, use common words.

Avoid using uncommon words when naming, otherwise it will affect the input of files such as school selection and work in the future. Everyone knows common words, so there will be no embarrassment when calling children's names.

Then, after parents give their children a good name, how can they choose to avoid these named minefields?

(1) comprehensive analysis

After giving children a good name, parents may wish to make a comprehensive analysis from the aspects of surname and word collocation, name reading, writing, popularity, child gender and so on. For example, surnames and words match, and some words have good meanings, but when they are read together with surnames, there will be bad homophones, so parents must pay attention. In short, to give children a good name, parents need to pay more attention, comprehensive analysis, advantages and disadvantages, and give children a good name.

(2) Collective discussion

In addition, parents can actively encourage other family members to have collective discussions after choosing a good name and comprehensive analysis. People of different ages will have different views. For example, the younger generation who are following the trend may be sensitive to some hot topics and vocabulary and know some English and electronic products, so that names can avoid homophonic words. In short, many people participate in the screening of children's names, so that the chances of children's names stepping on thunder are reduced.

In today's information and data age, it is no longer difficult to choose a name, but it is more troublesome and patient for parents to give their children a suitable name for each child's differences.

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