The funniest campus joke is short.

Teacher:? You keep saying that you have deep feelings for mathematics. Why did you get all wrong in the exam? Xiaoming:? So what if it's wrong? Emotional things are right and wrong. ? Next, CJ arranged the funniest campus jokes for everyone. I hope you like it! Welcome to refer to.

1, the teacher is bald. Once in class, he said: What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative, and my hands are clenched?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, your skull will light up. ?

Teacher:? Why don't you leave here? ! ?

2. The teacher made a couplet: Ginger is still old and spicy. Let the students make a couplet.

Xiao Ming immediately took out the next couplet: breasts are still bigger than women.

Teacher: Xiaoming, get out of here.

3. teacher:? You keep saying that you have deep feelings for mathematics. Why did you get all wrong in the exam?

Xiaoming:? So what if it's wrong? Emotional things are right and wrong. ?

4. Facing a group of students who hate iron and don't produce steel, a teacher said angrily, Why am I teaching you so hard? Huh?

Xiao Ming in the corner said slowly, just for that little money.

Teacher: Get out of here at once! ! !

In the first grade class, the teacher pointed to the number 66 on the blackboard and asked:? Who knows how to pronounce this number?

Some students said it was two sixes, some students said it was Lu Lu, but the teacher said it was wrong.

Xiaoming in the back row answered loudly:? Teacher, yes! ?

Teacher:? Go home. Go to number six! ?

6. The teacher asked the students to translate Bian Que meets Cai Huangong into modern Chinese.

One day, Bian Que went to see Cai Huangong and said to Cai Huangong, "You are ill." . Cai Huangong was furious with mngb and scolded Bian Que: You are sick. Your whole family is ill. Fuck you.

Bian Que saw that Cai Huangong was a 2B man and ran away.

Soon, Cai Huangong was furious.

The teacher said angrily with homework, get out, and don't say I taught you in the future!

7. bask in the quilt, a roommate, was shocked by the static electricity on the quilt. I didn't expect the goods to say: Don't you dare to shock me, believe it or not, I'll sleep with you at night. . .

8. In math class, everyone took out the cylindrical object that the teacher gave him yesterday, but only one male student didn't move. Teacher: Why didn't you bring it?

Male classmate: I brought two sausages for me to eat at noon.

9. The head teacher in junior high school is very strict. Two students play poker during the break. The teacher called them and one of them gave them a pair of scissors. The more broken, the better. After the inspection.

Seeing that the punishment was not great, the two men were very happy to cut it. . .

Then I took it to the class teacher, who smiled and said to them, put it back.

10, at the end of class, the teacher asked a student to help turn off the computer. If he forgets his name, yell at him. Fatty, help the teacher turn off that row of computers. ?

That classmate turned around and said plaintively, I'm not fat. ?

Teacher:? You're not fat? What will you do if you are not fat? ?

1 1, teacher: You are a child, you have no teacher, and you will never make a difference in your life!

Xiaoming: Spoilers kill the whole family!

12, teacher:? Every year has its own beauty. People can listen to summer, enjoy autumn and cat winter. ?

Xiaoming:? Teachers can also call it spring?

Teacher:? Get out?

13, teacher:? Everyone should be patient at ordinary times. Rome was not built in a day. ?

Xiaoming:? But every time the teacher assigns homework, we have to finish it on the same day. ?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

14, teacher:? Xiao Ming, you should also make progress. Don't be heartless and shameless all the time. ?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, you don't know that you live a long life without heart and lungs, and you are invincible without face and skin. ?

Teacher:? You get out! ?

15, teacher:? Who knows why Taoist priests can't fall down twice in the same ditch?

Xiaoming:? I know, teacher. This is a deep ditch. People die after one fall?

Teacher:? You go out. ?

16, geography teacher:? Do you know where the average temperature is highest?

Xiao Bing:? Africa?

Xiao Ye:? Equatorial. ?

Xiaoming:? Tokyo. ?

Teacher:? You get out of here. ?

17, I asked a classmate who was a teacher: Everyone said that there was a love between teachers and students, and did they chase you?

The teacher said: whether anyone pursues is a matter of level, and accepting or not is a matter of personality; To be a teacher, one should not be low in level or bad in character.

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