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3 joke, 10 two-part allegorical saying.

1, Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-Each Showing His Magic Power 2, Clay Bodhisattva Crossing the River-Being Independent.

3, broad beans blossom-black heart 4, Confucius moved-thousands of books (lost)

5, break the casserole-get to the bottom of it 6, the monk with an umbrella-lawlessness.

7. Pingyang tiger falls-bullied by dogs. 8. gild the lily-no need.

9, the arrow is on the string-have to send 10, frog in the well-short-sighted.

1, Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the zoo to play. When they entered the door, Xiao Ming pointed to Xiaohua and said to the doorman, "Look clearly! Come out later, don't say I stole your monkey! "

2. The first time a person sells popsicles in the market, he is embarrassed to sell them. A man next to him was shouting "selling popsicles", so he had to shout "me too."

The father said sternly to his daughter's boyfriend, "You only take my daughter to the movies every day, can't you do something else?" The young man was surprised and happy: "You mean you can do other things?"