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Who is the most handsome in Fengcheng middle school physics test paper?
In a middle school in fengcheng city, Jiangxi Province, a senior three physics teacher wrote an unheard-of multiple-choice question on the senior three physics test paper: Which do you think is more handsome?
Of the four choices, Jack Ma is the richest man in China, Curry is the best scoring and point guard in NBA, and Lu Han is a hot student in entertainment circle. Obviously, the lovely physics teacher is the problem maker.
The purpose of the teacher's questioning is to make the students relax. I don't know if the students are relaxed or more nervous after getting the question. What an interesting teacher.
This question is worth 4 points, and the teacher's intention is very obvious. If a student eats Xiong Xin leopard gall and doesn't choose D, he will be afraid of being scared in physics class in the future. In the eyes of the teacher, this is a white sub-topic! However, the students' choices far exceeded the teachers' expectations. After careful investigation, most students chose C- Lu Han.
No problem. Lu Han is indeed the most handsome of the four, and the students are the most simple, honest and lovely group. They are just like the real men in Mencius' works: wealth can't be lewd, poverty can't be moved, and power can't be bent. They are not afraid of the teacher's power and arrogance, and dare to follow their own hearts instead of putting scores above personality, which is really commendable.
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