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It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao * were flying together, and they suddenly encountered an emergency and needed to skydive.

Run away Only then did I find that there were only three parachute bags left on the plane. Everyone is nervous. At this time, Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan, cleared his throat and said, "Well, the mountain man will jump if he answers a few questions, or jump himself if he can't answer them." Others have no choice but to agree.

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought for a moment and replied, "One.

. "So he took an umbrella bag. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan replied, "One." He also took an umbrella bag and went down. Finally, it was Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Zheng couldn't answer, so he had to jump himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea and saved his life. Cao * felt glad.

The second time, when four people met an emergency by plane, they still discussed it in the old way. Zhuge Liang shook again.

Feather fan asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle for Zhou Wuwang to defeat Zhou Wang?" Liu Bei thought simply and replied, "The Battle of Makino." Zhuge Liang nodded, and Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in that battle?" Sun Quan thought for a moment and said, "About 30,000 to 40,000." Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down. Cao * couldn't help laughing and thinking, "Zhuge Liang, I know everything from ancient times to the present, especially the military. You fell this time. " Zhuge Liang asked, "What's the name of the soldier?" Cao almost fainted and had to jump by himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea again and saved his life. Cao * smiled and said to himself.

The third time, the same four people flew, and the plane encountered an emergency. Cao thought Zhuge wanted to fuck me again.

I'll jump myself so as not to be insulted. So he jumped into the air at high speed and heard Zhuge Liang shout to him, "Meng De, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" " "

Ghost of south building

After grade three, our classroom moved from the North Building to the South Building. After all, the South Building is a building in the school. I can't say it's strange to me, but I'm really unfamiliar. Since I came to this middle school, I have been to the South Building once or twice, but as soon as I walk in, I will feel gloomy there, and there is always an unspeakable taste in my heart. I didn't like it, so I never came again.

There is nothing I can do this time. The classroom moved to the south building. Whether I like the South Building or not, I must go in.

It seems that I'm not the only one who doesn't like the South Tower, and almost everyone doesn't. Everyone says it's gloomy, and hell is the best way to describe it. The south building is not as big as the north building, and the south building is not as lively as the north building. There are only two grades in the South Building: Grade Three and Grade Three. Senior three faces the senior high school entrance examination and college entrance examination. I think the school must have deliberately arranged these two grades in the south building in order to let them avoid the busy crowd and study with peace of mind.

On the first day of moving to the south building, I heard that a girl died in the ladies' room on the second floor of the south building. It was a tragic death and it looked strange. It is said that the police still believe that the girl committed suicide. I also heard that the South Building must leave immediately after school every afternoon. If you leave late, you will meet a ghost-you can always hear the sound of a party on the fourth floor. Of course, when you go up to the fourth floor, you will find that there are four classrooms on the fourth floor. The doors are locked and the lights are off. And that voice seems to come from every corner of the fourth floor.

Man is a strange animal. He knows fear and has a strong curiosity at the same time. The south tower really scares me. Sometimes I even wonder if the teacher who teaches us will suddenly become a spectre. However, after class, exploring the ghost of the south building is even more intense.

Catch up with us on duty after school this afternoon. Alas, this group of people in our group have to try their best to grind. It's past six o'clock after finishing the duty. Just after packing my schoolbag and leaving school, Qin Si patted me and said, "Listen, listen to the party on the fourth floor."

I calmed down and listened carefully. "What's the party?"

Qin Si looked worried and said, "Can't you hear the sound?"

"I heard it." I said seriously, "I seem to hear sadness and music." Maybe some students have misfortune. They are holding a memorial service for him. "

"What are your ears? Obviously it is joyful music, but you insist that it is funeral music. " Qin Si said loudly. "Let's see if we can go."

I had long wanted to explore ghosts, so I immediately agreed to Qin Si's suggestion. "All right!" We packed our schoolbags, locked the classroom and walked to the fourth floor. Every time I step on the first step, the sound of sadness and music becomes clearer. I asked Qin Si, "Can you hear me? It's funeral music. "

Qin Si said, "How can such cheerful music be funeral music? Besides, even if you don't know music, you should be able to hear the voice and laughter of the host. "

"I also heard someone talking again, but I didn't hear laughter, I heard crying."

"It's hopeless, why are you crying and laughing?" Qin Si said with a sigh.

Actually, I'm thinking the same thing in my heart. Why can't Qin Si's family laugh and cry?

At some point, we came to the fourth floor, and the sound of the memorial service I heard and the sound of the party I heard for Qin Si became clear. This kind of sound comes from all directions, from heaven to underground, around us, so that we can't tell its direction. We looked at every classroom and found nothing. The door of the classroom is locked well. We even checked the toilet and found nothing. I looked at Qin Si. "Go home. It's been like this for years. We can't figure out what no one knows. "

Qin Si and I both went downstairs with some regret. Sorrow is still clear, and crying is sad. When we walked to the corner between the third floor and the fourth floor, we saw a door and suddenly felt that all the sounds were coming from this door.

"the door? How can there be a door here? " Qin Si and I both looked at the door and felt a little strange. We stayed in the south building for two months and never found a door here. Moreover, when I first went upstairs, I didn't find a door here, and I didn't feel all the sounds coming from this door. Why does a door suddenly appear now?

I gently pushed open the door, and it was dark inside. The moment the door opened, all the sounds stopped immediately, and only the sound of our breathing could be heard in the quiet building. "Qin Si, do you dare to go in?"

"Why not? It's just too dark I have to find a flashlight or a candle. "

"Where can I find it?"

"When I went to my father's office, I secretly made a key to my father's office, and I was going to find something convenient there when I was going to explore ghosts."

Qin Si's father is a biology teacher in our school. Her father's office is in the laboratory building not far from our south building. Qin Si and I quickly ran out of the south building and ran to the laboratory building. The experimental building is also dead silent, and even a trace of human breathing can't be heard. Qin Si and I were walking in the corridor with a loud voice.

In Qin Si's father's office, we didn't find a flashlight or candles, only a box of fire.

I hesitated. "Qin Si, we don't go. I'm scared. It's really dark there. "

"Children, let's go!" Qin Si just dragged me to the strange door between the third and fourth floors of the South Building.

The door is still open, and standing at the door feels gloomy, as if there is a cold wind blowing from somewhere.

1 of "Yi" struck a match. By the light of the match, we can clearly see that the door is a staircase leading downstairs. A gust of wind blew, the match went out, and it was still dark.

Qin Si took my hand. "Go!" Reluctantly, I followed her to the stairs of the mysterious door. The biting cold came at us one after another, and I kept shaking all over.

Qin Si may be cold, too. He kept rubbing his hands and lighting matches one by one. The stairs are dirty and covered with waste paper. The cold wind blew those waste papers away. They ran back and forth on the ground, and some floated in the air. All this makes me feel that I shouldn't come here. It's terrible. I don't know if Qin Si is afraid. I think maybe these make her feel more mysterious.

Supposedly, the mysterious door is located at the corner of the third and fourth floors, and it should come to an end when it goes down to the second and a half floors, but we walk down layer by layer, feeling that we have walked many, many floors and still can't see the end.

As Qin Si struck the match, I saw something coming at us. My heart tightened and my heart pounded. That thing suddenly jumped into my face, and I couldn't help hitting it with my hand, only to know that it was just a big piece of paper.

I pulled Qin Si's arm. Qin Si, let's go home. I really ... "

Before I finished, Qin Si interrupted me and said, "Look, there is light. We are about to discover something that no one has discovered for so many years."

I looked down the stairs, and indeed, at the corner of the stairs, I vaguely saw a candle, jumping with a faint light. Suddenly I saw another woman there, a woman with blood all over her face, her stomach cut open and her intestines dragged on the ground. Smile at us.

"ah!" I let out a cry and I felt my hair stand on end.

Qin Si gave me a look. "Why, what's your name?"

I pointed, "There is a female ghost there."

"What the hell? I didn't see it. "

While I was talking to Qin Si, I suddenly felt that the whole staircase lit up, as if countless candles were lit together.

Qin Si and I were wondering when a girl's voice came from downstairs. "Who should I be? It turned out to be Xue Jing and Qin Si. " Then a girl in white came along.

Qin Si and I saw this girl clearly, and I thought, "Isn't this my cousin?" But cousin has been missing for five years. Father quarreled with his cousin's stepfather and stepmother several times about his cousin. Finally I went to court, but my father didn't sue my cousin's stepparents because of insufficient evidence. Why is my cousin here now? "

Just as I was thinking wildly, Qin Si shouted, "Sister, it's you. My parents and I have quarreled many times since you disappeared. Now that we have found you, let's go home together. "

My heart is even more confused. When did my cousin become Qin Si's sister? Is Qin Si my cousin's stepparents' biological daughter?

Just thinking of this, there was a cough downstairs, and then an old woman's voice said, "Xiuyan, who's here?"

Cousin quickly replied: "Mom, don't worry, it's my uncle's little Xue Jing and my sister Qin Si."

There are too many strange things. I have long heard from my father that my cousin's mother, my aunt, died not long after my cousin was born. So who does my cousin call "mom"?

Then she heard the voice of opening the door: "Xiuyan, let Xue Jing come in quickly, we haven't met yet."

My cousin smiled at me. "Xue Jing, Qin Si, come in."

Qin Si and I walked down the stairs, only to know that the stairs had reached the first floor. There is a big room on the first floor, and my cousin lets us in. An old woman with a cane came up to me and Qin Si, looked at it carefully for a while, and then took my hand. The old woman's hand was really cold, and a chill spread all over my body along her hand.

The old woman looked a little excited and said, "You are little Xue Jing."

I nodded. "Are you-"

"Silly child, don't ask, I am your aunt."

"But dad said, you have ..."

"Your father said I was dead." The old woman smiled and said, "I just don't want to drag them down, because I have been in poor health, so I moved here a little." Your dad, he can't find me, just say I'm dead. Don't listen to your father. "

At this moment, my cousin came over. "Mom, don't pull Xue Jing. Your hands are so cold that she can't stand it. "

The old woman quickly let go of my hand, but I still feel that her hand has frozen into an popsicle. The old woman went on to say, "When I am happy, I will get carried away." The old woman said, and took back a ring inlaid with rubies from her hand. "When we first met, my aunt didn't give you anything. Take this as a thought. " This time she didn't grab my hand and put it on me, but on the table. "Little Xue Jing, come and get it yourself. Don't let my cold hands freeze you again. "

I picked up the ring and looked at it. It's really beautiful. I thought it must be very expensive, so I said, "Aunt, you'd better keep it for yourself. Such an expensive thing, I ... "

The old woman's face fell. "Put it on, what's the point of me wearing it? Although you are a girl, you are also a descendant of my Zheng family. I am an aunt. I will give you something small. Can you still want it? "

Looking at the gloomy face of the old woman, I felt a panic and a fear in my heart. I had to get the ring in my hand.

The old woman added, "It's getting late. Go home. Your parents will be worried if you go back late. "

I nodded and glanced at Qin Si and my cousin.

Cousin held Qin Si's hand tightly and said to the old lady, "Mom, my sister doesn't study very well. I want to keep her for two days to make up lessons. "

My heart began to wonder again. Cousin hasn't seen me for so many years. How can she know that Qin Si is not good at studying?

The old woman glanced at her cousin and said, "Her parents will be worried, too."

Cousin said confidently, "I want to send a message to her parents to reassure them and see Xue Jing out on the way."

The old woman nodded in agreement.

My cousin let go of Qin Si and came to me. "Xue Jing, let's go."

I glanced at Qin Si. Although it was my cousin who left Qin Si, I still felt uneasy and confused. I glanced at Qin Si. Qin Si's eyes were glassy and expressionless.

My cousin seems to see my heart. "Xue Jing, why don't you even believe my cousin?" She is my sister, and my cousin can still harm her. "

"Cousin, that's not what I meant."

"Let's go, what do you mean?"

I reluctantly followed my cousin out of the room. As soon as I left the room, I met a man in his fifties. I know this man. This is my cousin's father and my uncle. I clearly remember that my uncle died seven years ago, when I was seven. How can I see my uncle here again? I can't help but feel a quiver. Could my cousin be dead? Will I be in hell?

The man said, "Xue Jing, you're here. We haven't seen each other for years. How are your parents? " . Do you still hate me as before? "

My cousin looked at me and said, "Xue Jing, ignore him."

The man said, "Xiuyan, you have always had this attitude towards your father. Dad said he would avenge you, but not yet. "

My cousin went upstairs without saying a word. I took one look at the man and followed my cousin upstairs. What makes me feel strange is that when I came with Qin Si, I felt dirty and messy when I walked on the stairs, but now it's clean, there's nothing messy, and the stairs are polished against the light.

I didn't walk a few floors, and I felt much less than when I came. A door appeared in front of me. My cousin said to me, "I won't send it." Go by yourself. "

I smiled at my cousin. "Goodbye, cousin." He pushed open the door and went out. When I went out, I found it was already outside the south building. Looking back, there is a wall behind me. What doors are there? The in the mind is a burst of tension and fear. It's already dark and the campus is quiet. I hurried out of the school gate.

"Xue Jing, what's the matter with you, so late today?" This is my father's voice. My father came to pick me up.

Seeing my father makes me feel more at ease. "Dad, I, I went to my aunt's house. I saw my cousin, aunt and uncle. "

"Nonsense, are you a ghost?"

"Dad, if you don't believe me, look at this." Then I took the ring my aunt gave me out of my hand and handed it to my father.

Dad took the ring, and as you can see from his expression, he also felt incredible. Dad put the ring in his bag and said, "Let's go home. No matter where you go in the future, you must tell your parents first, lest they worry. "

I nodded and followed my father home.

The next day, I came to school on time, and Qin Si really didn't come. I walked around between the third floor and the fourth floor, and there was no door in the snow-white wall. I can't figure out how that door appeared yesterday.

The news of Qin Si's disappearance spread all over the school. I dare not say what happened to me. I know no one will believe me if I say it. Although I dare not say it, I always feel uneasy. I always feel that Qin Si's disappearance is inextricably linked with me. I always keep my head down and avoid all eyes.

I came across a letter in my desk, which was written by my cousin.

Sister Xue Jing: Yesterday, you suddenly came into our world. My mother and I are very happy to meet you. But you must remember not to come again, it is not safe for you here. I told you, don't be afraid. What you see is not the world you live in, but the underworld. I have been dead for five years, and my cousin's life is unfortunate.

Since I was born, my mother left me when I was less than one year old, and my father married my stepmother. But the stepmother doesn't love her father at all, let alone me. What she loves is her father's money. Although she married her father, she has a lover outside. His lover is your biology teacher. My stepmother got pregnant when I was eight years old. At this time, the father didn't even know that the child was not his, but his stepmother's and his lover's. Later, my father also found that my stepmother had misbehaved, so they often had conflicts, which later developed into a common occurrence of their quarrels. My father passed away in a daze when I was in high school.

Fortunately, my father left a will and all his property belongs to me. My uncle, that is, your father, took me to your house, helped me find a lawyer and took my father's inheritance back from my stepmother. But at this time, my stepmother also found a lawyer. In order not to let my father's inheritance fall into my hands, she won my custody.

After his father died, his stepmother soon married his lover. Poor me, I have not only a stepmother, but also a stepfather. Two people who are not related to me have absurdly become my parents.

If only they were good people, but they are not good people.

Once, your school, in fact, my school, asked my stepfather to go to the biology laboratory to buy an eight-month-old stillbirth as a specimen. He told his stepmother about it, but she came up with a vicious plan.

This tactic not only makes the money given by the school to the stillbirth fall into their pockets, but also gets the stillbirth and completely destroys me.

At that time, I was naive. I just don't think they dare to do anything to me, because almost all the money used at home is mine, so they can only pat me honestly. Until I felt pregnant, I didn't know what was going on, and even thought absurdly, maybe there is a God, otherwise how could the Virgin Mary be pregnant with the baby Jesus? Maybe I'm really lucky to be pregnant with a new generation of babies.

When my stepparents found out that I was pregnant, they scolded me, beat me and humiliated me, saying that I had ruined their atmosphere, locked me up, and forbade me to go to school and go out. At this time, the only person in my family who cares about me is Qin Si. At that time, although she was still young, she still talked to me through the door every day and comforted me with his childish language. She always tries to steal the key to let me out again and again, but her parents are too strict and her efforts fail again and again. It was not until the baby in my belly was 8 months old that she stole the key and let me out.

I don't know where to go after I left home. I just want to have my baby smoothly. Somehow, I walked to school unconsciously. The campus is very quiet during the holiday, and I am just afraid that others will see me like this. I walked quietly to our classroom, which was in the south teaching building. When I slowly walked into the south teaching building, I heard the sound of the party, and I heard the voices of my familiar classmates. It suddenly occurred to me that the college entrance examination is over, and this must be the last party for students. Thinking of this, I can't help feeling sad and disappointed. I don't know whether the baby I am pregnant brings me joy or sadness. I walked to the front of the classroom and listened to the voices of my classmates. Tears trickled down my face.

I have a sudden sharp pain in my stomach. I think I should get out of here. I should go to the hospital. But on the second floor, I couldn't hold on any longer, and my abdominal pain was like a crack. I have to walk to the toilet. As soon as I entered the toilet, I knelt on the ground in pain, so I gave birth to my baby, a fresh little life. Just when I looked at this little life blankly, my stepfather appeared in front of me. He picked up my baby. I know he is not a good person, and he will not be good to my baby. I shouted feebly, give back my child, give back my baby.

Stepfather smiled and said with a slight irony on his face, "What baby? There are no babies in the world. "

I shouted, "You are talking nonsense."

He squatted down and looked at my pale face and said, "I wonder whose seed this is." I tell you, this is my kind. "I froze, humiliation and anger filled every cell of my body. He continued, "Do you want to know why? Haven't you heard that the school wants to buy a stillbirth as a specimen in the biology room? The school gave me a sum of money to buy. I put the money in my pocket and gave birth to this baby myself. Just open a fake invoice and everything will be fine. " He stood up, gave a sinister smile and continued, "Do you want to know how I did it? I put sleeping pills in your meal, so you don't know anything. Recently, I added oxytocin to your meal. Even under my arrangement, Qin Si can get the key today. " Then he stepped on my stomach and said, "Go to hell!" " "Later, he cut open my stomach, causing the illusion that I was holding the handle, as if I had committed suicide by caesarean section.

To this day, my child is still soaked in formalin, which not only seals my child's young body, but also seals my child's soul so that it cannot be reincarnated. Formalin is the bane of the soul, and ghosts dare not go near it. Otherwise, I will break that bottle and release my child's soul. Now I have detained Qin Si and sent a notice to my stepfather, telling him to give my child a proper funeral and I will bring his daughter back. Cousin, don't worry, I won't hurt Qin Si, I will really help her with her lessons. Cousin, I am the best in school.

Cousin Xue Jing, I know that when you see this, you must cry for your cousin's unfortunate life. When your tears drop on this letter paper, it will disappear from your hands bit by bit. Don't be afraid.

Really, I cried after reading my cousin's letter. I don't know how such a tragic thing can happen in the world. My tears fell on the writing paper in big drops, and the writing paper disappeared from my hand bit by bit.

I don't know whether the biology teacher has received my cousin's notice, but Qin Si, the biology teacher's baby daughter, has been lost. He was very anxious. Somehow he broke the glass bottle containing the fetal specimen in his panic, and the fetus fell out of it. Without asking anyone, he found a small wooden box and buried the fetus in it.

Two days later, people found Qin Si lying between the third and fourth floors. When she woke up, she had no idea how she got here. She doesn't remember what happened these days. She only remembers where to make up lessons. The teacher is very clever. Now she is not afraid of mathematics and physics, and she is no longer afraid of exams.

A few days later, another accident happened in Qin Si's home, where her parents died mysteriously. Hearing this news, I have an indescribable feeling in my heart. It's fucking hateful to say that Qin Si's parents are so bad. But when her parents died, it hurt her deeply. Qin Si must be a good boy and a good friend of mine. I don't want to see her sad. But think about my cousin's revenge.

On this day, I received another letter from my cousin. She told me that no matter whether the child is a baby or a disgrace, she still loves the child because the child is unprovoked. Now they are reunited, and her father has avenged her. The whole family is very happy, and they are about to leave the underworld and return to the world. I saw tears flow down here again, and her letter disappeared into my tears.

I put my hands together on my chest, silently wishing my cousin a happy girl in the afterlife.

The senior high school entrance examination came so quickly. In a few days, we will enter the examination room to fight hard. Qin Si suddenly told me that he would not take the senior high school entrance examination and go directly to the college entrance examination.

A few months later, I successfully entered a key high school, but I heard that Qin Si was admitted to Peking University.