The script of the June 1st skit

Stage setting: a desk and two chairs.

Characters in the play: Principal Ma, Teacher Liu, Zhang Xiaobao

Opening

Xiaobao drooped his head, and the teacher followed behind, looking angry.

Teacher: Stand at attention, lean against the wall. You, you, what do you want me to say about you...Okay, let me ask you, why are you late?

Xiaobao: I don’t know.

Teacher: Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaobao: I don’t know.

Teacher: Have you plagiarized any homework?

Xiaobao: I don’t know.

Teacher: Why don’t you always know?

Xiaobao: I don’t know.

Teacher: You——(raising his hands angrily) I will whip you, me!

Principal: (coughing) Hmm——

The teacher raised his hand to freeze, and then slowly turned around.

Principal: Hey, are you swatting flies?

Teacher: Yes, yes, swatting flies, swatting flies. Hehe——

Principal: Hehe——

Teacher: You don’t know, this guy is so naughty...

Principal: Okay, Zhang Xiaobao, turn around Come here!

Xiaobao: (pretending to cry) Principal, he...he...he hit me! Woo——

Teacher: You lied! Principal, look...

Xiaobao hid behind the principal.

Teacher: When did I hit you?

Xiaobao: Just now.

Teacher: Nonsense!

Xiaobao: No nonsense, principal, he beat me when you weren’t here! Woo——

Teacher: (very angry) You are really telling lies with your eyes wide open. (slams the book on the table) There is really no way to teach such students! Principal, I quit! (Sit on the stool, angry)

Principal: (Think about it) Okay, I didn’t see whether there was a beating or not. (To Xiaobao) Don’t cry anymore, (To the teacher) You There's no need to be angry. I'll let you change roles today and try to put yourself in someone else's shoes, okay?

Xiaobao: Really, (jumps up happily) okay, I will be a teacher too. (To the audience) Look how I deal with him, bah, I’ll beat you to death!

Teacher: Principal, this——

Principal: It doesn’t matter, let’s try it!

Xiaobao: Stand upright, stand at attention, lean against the wall, and walk forward. You, you, what do you want me to say about you...Okay, let me ask you, why are you late?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Xiaobao: Why do you sleep in class?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Xiaobao: Have you plagiarized your homework?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Xiaobao: Why don’t you always know?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Xiaobao: Haha - you don’t know, I know. I was late because I slept in; I slept in class because I stayed up all night online; let alone copying homework, during the exam, I copied people’s names together, and ended up with two big bangs, but I couldn’t find Zhang Xiaobao; why did I always copy them? Don't know? Of course you won't know. This is my Zhang Xiaobao's unique trick: If you don't know after three questions, the teacher will be furious. The teacher was so angry that I snickered. This is called leaving the pain to the teacher and the happiness to yourself. yeah!

Teacher: Principal, he beats people and punishes students corporally!

Xiaobao: Who said I hit someone? No?

Teacher: Hit!

Xiaobao: No!

Teacher: Hit, just hit!

Xiaobao: No!

The two quarreled.

Xiaobao: It’s so shameless. You don’t study hard and yet you dare to accuse the teacher. Students like you should be expelled!

Principal: Yes, such students should be expelled! But you said, fire me, fire me immediately!

Xiaobao: (awake up) I-I-woo-(crying)

Teacher: Principal, look, is it accommodating...

Principal: You, you, you are just too soft-hearted and do everything yourself.

How do you want me to explain it to all the students, how to explain it to all the teachers!

Teacher: Principal, don’t be angry. Leave this matter to me!

Principal: Okay, good people have let you do it, what do you need me as the principal to do? (Pretending to be angry) Just let you be the principal!

Teacher: Hee hee, principal...

Principal: Now that you are the principal, you will handle this matter!

Teacher: Hee hee. (Expressing embarrassment)

Principal: Hehe, why are you still laughing? Deal with it?

Teacher: (to the audience) I am addicted to being an official today. Hehe... (turns around, serious) Zhang Xiaobao——

Xiaobao: Here——

Teacher: You usually don’t obey the rules and you falsely accuse the teacher. Do you know that you are wrong?

Xiaobao: I don’t know. (Teacher winks) No, no, I know I was wrong!

Teacher: Why don’t you apologize to the teacher quickly (instruction)

Xiaobao: (comes to the principal) Principal——

The principal pretends not to accept it.

Xiaobao: Teacher, I was wrong.

Principal: Then tell me, where is the mistake?

Xiaobao: I don’t know.

Principal: Huh?

Teacher: I know, I know (to Xiaobao) Tell me quickly!

Xiaobao: What did you say?

Teacher: Just say that the fault lies in not observing discipline.

Xiaobao: Just say that the fault lies in not observing discipline.

Teacher: "Just say" no.

Xiaobao: "Just say" no.

Teacher: Hi——

Principal: What else?

Xiaobao: I don’t know.

Teacher: No, no, he said it. (To Xiaobao) Come on, I shouldn’t frame the teacher.

Xiaobao: No?

Teacher: (quietly) I was just trying to scare you, I didn’t really hit you!

Xiaobao: He said he didn’t really fight.

Principal: That is also corporal punishment in disguise.

Xiaobao: (To the teacher) That is also corporal punishment in disguise -

Principal: At least it was an attempted corporal punishment.

Xiaobao: At least it was an attempted corporal punishment——

Teacher: Disguised corporal punishment does not count as corporal punishment, and attempted corporal punishment must be treated leniently.

Principal: Who said that?

Teacher: I said it—the principal said it!

Principal: Which principal?

Teacher: I, I have the final say today!

Principal: Do we still need to deal with such a teacher?

Teacher: No, the teacher has good intentions too!

Principal: Xiaobao, what do you think?

Xiaobao: Just, no need!

Principal: Why?

Play background music.

Xiaobao: (thinking) Actually...actually...I already understand!

Principal: What do you understand?

Xiaobao: I noticed with the cunning eyes of a child that he had no intention of hitting. The teacher loves us and loves us like parents. Even if he hits us, it is a son beating an old man. No, it is I beat my son! The teacher loves us more than his own children. For us, he often sacrifices his rest time, teaches us classes, and corrects our homework. He regards his career as more important than life. He has already regarded us as his own sons. !

Teacher: Thank you, thank you for understanding me like this, thank you! (Holding Xiaobao’s hand, tears filled his eyes with excitement)

Principal: Well, we are now brothers! (They came forward and shook hands together, very excitedly)

Teacher: Teachers love students!

Xiaobao: Students love teachers!

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