I will not move if the enemy does not move.

I will not move if the enemy does not move.

If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move. Humorous talk, talk about recording my life. If the enemy does not move, I will not move, that is, if the enemy does not move, I will not move. Here are some humorous sayings about the enemy's immobility. Let's have a look.

I will not move if the enemy does not move. Humorous talk 1. I will not move if the enemy does not move. Send the next joke to a friend.

First, don't blame "beauty is easy to get old, and husband is easy to run" because "you spend too little money and give up beauty".

Second, in the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

Third, every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in heaven, heaven wants me to be fat, and I am resigned to fate!

Fourth, when I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grew up, I was called a rabbit by my mother and single dog by others. You will be the history of animals all your life.

5. When I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling and often tangled. Should I get married when I grow up? It was not until I reached that age that I realized: I really think too much.

6. Before, a girl borrowed money from me for plastic surgery, which should be quite successful. I haven't recognized who lent me the money yet.

Seven, many important and urgent things, which one to do first will feel that other things are delayed, so let's play with the mobile phone first.

Eight, the cleverest way of the first world is to cast a white eye on the secular world and go with the flow.

Nine, studied in cooking school for many years, others are proficient in speculation, and I am so sweet and sour.

I want to buy things when I'm angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. As soon as I spend money, I lose. I get angry when I lose money.

Eleven, people nearby take the initiative to add you: it is a man, 99 is a pervert, it is a woman, and 99 is a WeChat business!

12. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

Thirteen, who said that boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend!

Fourteen, the fat man's motto is: the spring breeze can't blow you down in ten miles, where you fall, just smash a hole.

I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

Sixteen, if you haven't found a girlfriend after ten years, then you come to me and I'll send you a mirror to show you how disgusting you are and want to find a girlfriend!

Seventeen, in love, let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere.

In order to become a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day and wait for my father to make a fortune.

Nineteen, beautiful skin for 3,100 nights, interesting souls want houses and cars.

In my mother's eyes, the origin of all diseases is because I don't drink water, eat vegetables and go to bed early.

The most considerate thing for you is shoes. Don't think it is dirty, because the road you walk is not clean.

Twenty-two, you overreached in front of me, so I had to smile and watch you continue to pretend.

Twenty-three, why buy clothes every year, and have no clothes to wear every year? Because you have more temperament every year, last year's clothes don't deserve you this year.

Don't help me. I'm not drunk. The road ahead will move. Help me keep that road.

Twenty-five, do not want to learn, do not want to work hard, can not persist; You can't be incompetent or ungrateful, but you always want to make money. Then buy a bowl

26. In fact, ancient people were quite optimistic. When they have a little free time, they want to know how to live forever. After a busy day, modern people calm down and collapse in bed. There are only four words in their hearts: they don't want to live.

Twenty-seven, my mother said, don't puppy love. What you say now will be someone else's husband in the future. Hearing this, oh, other people's husbands are excited to think about it.

Twenty-eight, I was really happy when I was a child. Nobody cares that you are poor, and you don't know that you are ugly. You have no money and no partner, but you are still happy every day.

29. Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person can live.

Thirty, stop complaining that you can't find the right person in this life. There were four math multiple-choice questions at the beginning, and you couldn't find the correct answer!

Why does grandma like granddaughter's wife but not daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend!

Thirty-two, when lovelorn, many young people think that the whole world has abandoned themselves, don't be silly, the world doesn't need you at all.

People are unhappy because they can be as lazy as pigs, but not as lazy as pigs.

Thirty-four, you are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

35. Many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. It's none of your business, okay?

Thirty-six, I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early, and form good habits. Over time, you have no friends.

If the enemy does not move, I will not move. Humorous talk about 2 1. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move. The enemy moved, but I didn't.

Girl, give me a smile, or I'll give you a smile.

4, someone, I don't say you are a pig, it's really hard for you (wrong).

5. Why do girls always think others are more beautiful and boys always think they are handsome?

6, washing, washing, bathing, the baby's golden water is indispensable, wipe, soak, no mosquitoes, no bugs.

If you want to see lightning, I'll cut the wire with a kitchen knife.

8. A drunk yelled at Bush in front of the White House, calling you stupid and stupid, and was later caught. The police said he was accused of leaking state secrets.

I'd rather live like a lion for one day than a sheep for one year.

10, everyone should live well, because heaven is closed and no one is accepted.

1 1. Actually, I'm not The Story Of Diu Sim's sister. I'm just a woman disguised as a man.

12. Hot-blooded youth used to be popular, but now it is a dog-blooded youth.

13, when everyone is low-key, they can be high-key, but not out of tune.

14, teacher, after you put on Laona's gauze, you are Laona's person.

15, confident women are not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng.

If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move. Humorous talk about 3 1. It may not be the enemy who shit on your head, it may be your son.

2, remember: not afraid of enemies like God, but afraid of people like dogs.

I have never been your enemy. Don't let me down because I am so serious about you.

Before the enemy, whoever calms down first is not far from victory. -You know the truth about Sister Yuan.

5, carrying too much,

I'm exhausted first … I repeat my life every day! You can see the beautiful sunset when you are in a good mood; In a bad mood, I can only see the crowds surging: I didn't wait to defeat the enemy; It is worth thinking about! Please learn to let go.

If you don't speak the same language, you are either strangers or enemies. My world doesn't need your integration …

7. Yuan Chonghuan adopted the strategy of strengthening the city wall and clearing the field, allowing residents outside the city to move into the city with defensive equipment, and then set fire to all the houses outside the city, so that there was no bunker available when the enemy arrived. Yuan Chonghuan pricked blood for the book to boost morale and bowed to them to show his determination to resist the enemy. The men were greatly moved and expressed their willingness to live and die with Ningyuan City. Yuan Chonghuan also sent an urgent document to the garrison commanders in Qiantun and Shanhaiguan, asking them to behead all the officers and men who fled there to punish those who are afraid of you damn fool. Yuan Chonghuan has taken a series of decisive measures, and the army and civilians in the city are determined to stick to their posts, stand ready and fight bravely.

8. Take down the enemy with bullets and the brother with spirit Erguotou.

9. You don't have to be my friend, but how long can you be my enemy?

10, discord between friends is an opportunity for the enemy to attack.

1 1, people are always cheated and betrayed by their friends, and the enemy will never have a chance to betray and betray!

12, we often do not hesitate for someone in front of us, but it is difficult to die for an uncertain future and dream. For example, after listening to an inspirational lecture, you immediately went home and recited the words for a few days but gave up. For example, you read a travel diary, checked the information on a whim but finally hesitated. When you hesitate, the world is big, but if you take the first step, the world is small, and your hesitation is your greatest enemy.

13, in the face of the enemy's torture, I only have three words: "I will say!"

After the enemy with guns is destroyed, the enemy without guns still exists, and they will definitely fight to the death with us. We must not despise these enemies. If we don't ask questions and understand them like this now, we will make a big mistake. Report on the Second Plenary Session of the Seventh Central Committee of China Producers' Party

14. There are no eternal friends and enemies in the world, only eternal interests. The essence of interpersonal communication is the exchange of interests. If you don't understand this basic rule, you will take all the benefits for yourself, and you don't want everyone to enjoy them. Sooner or later, you will alienate others. Even if you have amazing talent, you can only become useless white paper!

15, "I have seen mountains and rivers, waded across rivers, and every different scenery remains in my mind, and every time I evolve a different mood in my heart. In the end, those mountains and rivers, just like you, never appeared in my life again.

"Strong people are not necessarily strong. A really smart person knows how to make himself a wronged person! Remember, rigidity is easy to fold, softness is eternal, and willfulness is the biggest enemy. When things happen, learn to control your emotions. There is nothing you can't pass, only your mood. Life is a book bound with white paper. Learn to write with your heart, learn to treat people and things calmly, treat life calmly, and make your heart quiet, peaceful and free and easy.

16. Never disturb your enemy when he makes a mistake.

17, you are your enemy, only you can hit you; You are your God, and only you can save you.

18, any identity will change under certain factors, for example, a friend will become an enemy under betrayal.

19, not afraid of enemies like gods, but afraid of brothers like dogs.

20, can't be friends after breaking up, because they have hurt each other; You can't be enemies, because you love each other deeply; So we became the most familiar strangers.

2 1, life is like fighting landlords, but a group of people are enemies.

22. You can't be friends after breaking up because you have hurt each other; It can't be enemies, because we love each other deeply. So we became the most familiar strangers.

23. It is precious to get help in an emergency, but not everyone will give timely help; God forbids us to make stupid friends, because a fool who works too hard is more dangerous than any enemy.

24. Dream: It is better to lose a friend than an enemy. I comfort myself like this.

25. When in love, the biggest enemy of boys is exo, and girls are LOL.

26. Never be too self-centered! I am my biggest enemy!

27. From an early age, there was an enemy named "other people's children". He doesn't like playing, and always only knows how to study. . .

28. On August 1 ST Army Day, I wish every heartbeat will be integrated into the pulse of the motherland; Let every drop of blood and sweat blossom into a flower of peace; Let every iron fist turn into roaring lightning; Let every cry break the enemy's courage.

29. After breaking up, we can't be friends, because we hurt each other and can't be enemies. Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers.