Are there any jokes about ethnic minorities? The teacher wants to check! Thank you!

Postmortem pairing

Although Chen is very talented, he has repeatedly failed in the list. He is old this year. As soon as he heard that the examiner from Beijing was coming to Changsha, he quickly stopped.

Land. He turned over his robe, took a copy of Chunqiu in his left hand, shook a cool fan in his right hand and sat by the gate.

The examiner came out to see it and said, "What do you want to see in winter clothes and summer fans?"

He replied, "Sitting in Beijing, Kao Nansheng, what do you love?" Examiners see his quick response, contacted several.

He didn't show weakness and answered like a stream. Finally, he made another couplet: "Cold wine, 1.2.3." But he couldn't answer.

When Chen came back from the defeat, he was very ill. Before he died, he said, "After I die, this pair will definitely match."

The next year, many lilac trees grew on his grave. During the flowering season, literati came to enjoy the flowers in succession. When they see peanuts, they can't help it.

Said, "Dignā ga is a perfect couple! This is: lilacs, hundreds of thousands. "

lift a ban

Zhou Xianjia heard that the official in charge of Zoumaping had issued a ban on people cooking wine and sugar to sell money, so he monopolized it himself.

When the door business made a fortune, it made a special trip to find the company director.

The four officials had ghosts in their hearts, and gave a banquet for Zhou Xian's family. There was no wine. Shortly after the opening ceremony, Zhou Xianjia suddenly foamed at the mouth.

He fell to the ground and told the officer after a little improvement that it was an old attack, as long as he ate 10 fresh alcohol.

It's gonna be okay. The officer was at a loss and sent someone to the workshop to scoop fresh distiller's grains.

At this time, Zhou Xianjia suddenly stood up and said, "You forbid people to cook wine, but you open a workshop to raise wine."

Price. As a court official, what should you do? "

The official had no choice but to post a notice again, allowing the people to open a workshop to make wine.

Looking for gold

There are two lazy people in the stockade who come to Guangjiasang for gold. A few days later, Gaza told them that he accidentally put

The gold was placed on the edge of the canyon, and now it belongs to the person who found it.

They went to the jungle together, and Guang Jiasang said, "It's hard to find under the canopy. Let's cut down the tree and look for it. " Two slackers followed.

He cut off all the stems of a large piece of grass, but he couldn't find it. He also suggested burning branches and leaves to expose the gold, but the gold was still not found. At this time, he said to two lazy people, "friend, since the land has been burned and gold can't be found, it is better to plant some dry valleys."

Kindness "The two slackers felt right and followed him to sow, hoe and pull weeds. When the harvest season arrived, Guangjiasang pointed to a golden millet and said, "Friend, I found gold today! " "

Two slackers suddenly realized that the lost gold turned out to be the fruit of labor!

From then on, they got rid of the lazy habit and became diligent.

"Try to recite"

One day, Kasang saw an old man with a silver beard walking on the ramp with a big load of firewood on his back. Ask him before you know him.

Our boss stipulates that you should try your best to bring things back. He helped the old man send firewood to the toast's house. The toast said proudly, "Do you know? You should try your best to help your master with his things. At the end of the year, the master also tried his best to carry things home. This is my grandfather's old rule. "

In a blink of an eye, the end of the year has arrived. Guang Jiasang came to the toast's house with a big, sharp basket. He helped the old man buy a big and sharp basket.

Food, picked up a can of wine, a can of honey, a few big strings of meat on it and carried it away. The baker was very angry and came forward to stop him. Guang Jiasang said, "Don't be angry, sir. Try to recite' is an old rule handed down by your grandfather, I know. "

sympathize with

The helper is often ill, but the master's grandmother is full of pity but never takes action. Japanese worker Yusha is very kind to her.

I am tired of being sad.

One night, Yusha handcuffed a wicker with food to a sheep's head and pushed it into the master's grandmother's room. Sheep can't see the east.

West, running around screaming, the owner's grandmother trembled with fear, thinking that the fairy had come to hook the patient's soul, and quickly pointed to the waiter's house and said, "I am not a patient, the patient is a waiter, and he is over there." At this moment, Yusha came in, raised his whip and said, "You naughty sheep, but you can play dumb and scare away grandma's kindness."

Worried about the intestines

The shoemaker who loves to sing the Philharmonic asked Yusha why the rich people's faces are always gloomy. Yusha smiled and said, "As the saying goes,

Money is the root of sorrow. Rich people hate having money and can't have children like women. The more they get together, the longer they pull their faces. "

The shoemaker didn't believe it: "I want to get rich and laugh all day."

A few days later, Yusha took a piece of cowhide and asked the shoemaker to make shoes. Afterwards, the shoemaker found a pair of gold bracelets in the cowhide, which he had never seen before in his life.

After buying such a big piece of gold jewelry, I figured it out: I can sell my money to do business, I can marry and build a house, and I can buy an account in Tian Fang. The more he thought about it, the more anxious he became. He was afraid that Yusha would come to get it. He is afraid of being stolen. He hides from the east and the west for a while, making him unable to eat and sleep. The next day, Yusha came in a panic and asked him if he had seen the gold bracelet of his master's grandmother. It is very important for this poor guy to remain chaste. He blushed and held back for a long time before taking the gold bracelet out of the underground kiln.

Jade sand said, "Brother, money is the root of sorrow. Now you can sing your favorite ditty.