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The most unreliable relationship in the world is probably the relationship between husband and wife.

A joke destroys a happy marriage, and the relationship between husband and wife is the most unreliable guarantee.

The most unreliable relationship in the world is probably the relationship between husband and wife.

One second may be harmonious and happy, and the next may be fragmented, probably because of a joke.

My husband went to Beijing on business, and then he needed to rush to Huizhou for a meeting. Because my home is in Shenzhen, my husband can fly directly from Beijing to Huizhou, or fly back to Shenzhen from Beijing and then drive from Shenzhen to Huizhou. But if he is flying to Shenzhen, he needs to get off the plane and drive to Huizhou as soon as he gets home, because he has to report for duty at night.

Before going to Beijing, my husband mumbled that he would move his paraglider equipment to the car, saying that he could stop by the paraglider base after the meeting in Huizhou.

I don't quite approve of his paragliding. It feels dangerous to watch. Two years ago, a paraglider in their club died in an accident while playing paragliding.

Although I don't agree, I have no special objection. After all, it is her husband's hobby. I also followed him to their umbrella base with my children and watched him glide in the sky.

This time he mentioned going to play paragliding after the meeting. Of course, I habitually said, "Don't go, it's not safe. I am afraid to think about it. " He smiled and said, "Nothing, so many people are playing."

After such an answer, this matter is over.

He has gone to work in Beijing, and I am still at home with my children to do housework.

During our three days and two nights in Beijing, we had contact every day, including voice, text messages and telephone calls. In the middle, he once again mentioned that he might fly directly to Huizhou. I agree, after all, it is more difficult to go back to Shenzhen. He sent me the plane ticket he booked last night and flew from Beijing to Shenzhen today.

Counting his flight time tonight, I tried to call him and thought: if it's not too late, it should land now; If it is late, the mobile phone should be turned off.

When the phone was connected, I said cheerfully, "Oh, you landed, and I was afraid the plane would be late."

He said he was already on the subway home. I asked him where he had gone, how long it would take him to arrive, and whether he wanted to have dinner at home. He said that he just got on the subway, so he probably didn't have time to eat, so he ate some on the plane. He said he would drive home, and he came back just to show us. I said disdainfully on the phone, "What, you came back to get your paraglider."

Hanging up the phone, I immediately figured out what dinner to prepare for him. After all, it was just dinner time. I prepared porridge for him, mixed a cold dish, prepared shrimp and washed vegetables. Thinking of his favorite chicken feet, I changed my shoes in a hurry and went to the big supermarket near my home to buy him salted chicken feet and brought a sushi. On the way back, I still thought to myself: maybe he won't leave tonight because of the temptation of delicious food. He should get up early tomorrow morning. Look at the time. It's been 40 minutes. I grabbed the food I bought in one hand and called him in the other. I want to ask him where he is. I wonder if there is enough time to go back to stir-fry hot dishes.

"Where have you been?"

"Oh, it's coming soon;"

"Where are we going soon? Go to the subway station? "

That's the nearest subway station. It takes ten minutes to walk back.

"I * * stood up and took a taxi."

"Oh, where have you been? Are you going home soon? "

"Ah, yes, alas ..."

The voice he answered the phone sounded very, very impatient.

I am sincerely good to you, knowing that you love chicken feet. Even though I know you will leave soon after you go home, I still go home to cook porridge and wash vegetables and run out to buy chicken feet for you. I just wanted to call and ask if you wanted to go home, so I was refused.

Five minutes later, I came home, opened the door and entered the room. He has arrived home and is busy changing clothes in his suitcase. I was angry and ignored him. I went to the kitchen myself, took out the mixed cold dishes, filled a bowl of porridge for him, the children and myself, and took chopsticks. We met in the kitchen. He went in to wash his hands and I went in to get the dishes. He doesn't talk to me, and I don't say hello to him.

Sitting down to eat, he said that his trip to Beijing was very rewarding and he had a good chat with * * * *.

I knew he was talking to me, but he didn't call me, and I was still angry, so I ignored him.

He said a few words, and when he saw that I ignored him, he was probably angry and said, "I came back to see you on purpose." Look at you. "

As soon as I heard his words, the fire that had not gone down suddenly became bigger. I retorted, "What am I like? I'm happy to buy you something you like to eat, so I'll call you and ask where you are. You'll be impatient! "

"I worked so hard to come back from Beijing just to see your mother. You can just say that I came back from paragliding. Won't it hurt you to say this? You poured cold water on my enthusiasm. You make others angry and blame others for losing their temper. I don't understand why you always push your husband out. Although I really want to come back to get the paraglider, what I'm saying to you is that I'm back to see you. Why can't you pretend to be happy? Why do you have to pick the unhappy one? Why are you trying to find it day by day, and I don't know what you want ... I've been out on business all day, and I've come back specially, and you're still like this ... "

Quarrel. I never beat him.

Only then did I know that the original crux was here.

My sentence "You come back to get the paraglider" should be half-joking and half-coquetry. Similar to a boy telling a girl I love you, the girl replied, "I don't believe it."

I'm not angry at all about it. It doesn't matter whether he comes back to get the paraglider or comes to see me and the children. He said it didn't matter if he had to drive immediately after he got home. After all, it's work. He travels a lot and I'm used to it.

What makes me angry is that he answered my phone so impatiently. I prepared food and drink for him so enthusiastically, and he was so annoyed because I called again (at first I thought he was annoyed with me and called him again within an hour). Compartment a contrast, suddenly feel face hot ass cold.

When I called for the second time, he was angry with me and said he would come right away. As a result, he got home before me. He didn't say hello to me when I came back in and out. So, if you ignore it, you ignore it. Finally, he was angrier than me, put the box in his mouth and slammed the door.

Husband and wife are not easy, and marriage is not easy.

In the past year or two, we have hardly quarreled, and we have always been very good, talking and laughing, talking about life and philosophizing.

I thought I had a spiritual connection with him, and we were not as young as we were ten years ago, arguing about trifles. As a result, life is a touchstone, and we are beaten back to our original shape as soon as we encounter something.

When he slammed the door, I was thinking that according to his stubborn temper that he never thought he was wrong, he might send me a message saying "divorce" in the future, and according to my character of never showing weakness, I will definitely give him a "good" reply.

Marriage is really fragile.

Husband and wife, the most unreliable relationship in the world, I was thinking.

Originally thought indestructible, it has been fragmented in an instant.

Pathetic!

A few minutes later, I received his voice message, explaining why he was impatient when answering my second call, such as: first, he really arranged to take a walk at home to see me and my children, and my misunderstanding made him sad; Second, he delayed several other things and lost a lot of money for what happened in Beijing; Third, as soon as he got off the plane, he got n phone calls asking him this and that specific operation problems, and he was overwhelmed. At this time, I called him again, so … he asked me to tolerate him more …

His impatience filled me with discontent, anger and disappointment.

His "sorry" relieved my anger again.

What else can I do?

Marriage is not easy, do it and cherish it.