How about the brighter the box?

There is a bitch in everyone's heart. Don't laugh. I'm crazy.

There is a bitch in everyone's heart, not Li Jianren, of course. I touched everyone around you, but please don't touch you. Your role can only be replaced by the director Li Lichi who accompanied you from the beginning. Are you lonely? Is America that good? Don't hate me, I'm already a raisin. But I still hope that one day you will come back and sing with me, the love of your life.

Do you live that noble life? I think you are really becoming more and more like a dog. There are so many tasks waiting for you to complete! You're not married or have a family. How can you lecture others with such a face? Anyone can say those p words you said! You really don't look down on my shit. Shit is easy to pack, but urine is hard to pack, but I still pee imperceptibly. Have a banana.

Looking back, are you afraid? When Athena Chu comes, one shot is enough, even if you land first. Do you think you're going too far? Is there anything worse than Zheng Zhongji kicking Sun Li into the water? You are not the only prodigal son in the world, nor the only robber in the world, although Zheng Zhongji's wooden face makes me want to kick him! I am glad that a spoony woman like Xia Zixian finally knows how to cherish it. Or, love alone is not enough. Women should be careful, even fairies.

Degang Guo is awesome, but why didn't Yu Qian say that he was more awesome than him in the movie? Yes, you are strong, but without Li Lichi, Jing Wong, Tian Qiwen, Ng Man Tat, Li Jianren and me, you are just a piece of shit. Of course, our life is more sad, but fortunately, we are happy. Are you happy? I am very happy. You are not a fairy, you have no endless life to wait for, and there is no box of moonlight to cross. Yes, we can never go back, and we can never make up for our mistakes. Maybe even if we go back, my axe will still be cut on your head again and again, only once it just shook your handcuffs.

Every woman is an angel and every woman will be happy. Even if she is Zhong Xintong, she may be just a bitch in most people's hearts, but who doesn't have such a bitch in their hearts? Sun Li is a bitch in Zheng Zhongji's heart. what is love ? It's a bitch, right? It's okay to be a bitch, but everyone kicks you! Are you still? You are such a bitch! Habits are really terrible things. When you have a lot of memories, when he unconsciously puts you in his heart, when he wants to remove you from his heart, he will be timid and ashamed of you.

Star boy, 16 years ago, I told you that you had a mission. /kloc-now, 0/6 years later, I tell you, your mission has been completed, live well. Really, you don't have to come to America. I lived in seclusion in Canada for many years. America is not for you.

Well, there's nothing to say. Maybe one day I will continue. ...

The following is the answer time:

1, why is Zhang Fei a dead glass? Please look at time and space to love. As for why Zheng Zhongji was tied to the cross, why was he blond? I refuse to answer, you have never seen a partial film, nor have you seen King Kong the gorilla?

2. The guy who gave this film a score of/kloc-0 said that this film copied the guy from the cottage. I can only say that there is a genre in the movie called spoof. If you don't even know this, then shut up, don't say anything about copying the red cliff, or look at time and space to love.

As for Mr Liu Zhenwei and Jiang Lang, I despise you. Some people have money and some people have power, but how many people can wave their arms and flock to the stars like grapes? Do you think Mr. Liu Zhenwei still needs to show his talents? Ni Kuang said he was just a salty guy. Does Mr Liu Zhenwei still behave like Han Han? Wang Shuo no longer plays with Han Han. It's their pleasure for Mr Liu Zhenwei to take them to play!

4 16 years ago, you cried, but today you just smiled. Our life is better than 16 years ago, but far from being so happy! The stars stopped eating, and such a funny film is even more valuable!

5. I think Sun Li must like this role very much, because she works hard. I can only say that Sun Li really works hard, and this role may affect her life like Athena Chu, but Sun Li's performance is beyond my power! Super level, I can see that she likes to make a fool of herself.

6. Only the Supreme Treasure can pull out the purple sword, so the purple sword was pulled out at the beginning of the film. Supreme treasure's clothes and Li Lichi's face, well, can only say that Supreme treasure is old. So Sun Li said that Lin Zicong also pulled out his sword and the Supreme Treasure broke it? Maybe times are different, and no one believes in this kind of destiny takes a hand's love anymore.

7. There are almost no jokes in Degang Guo's performance. Why? Maybe this is a big joke. When Yu Qian stopped talking, Degang Guo's teasing became dull, including the last cast, including this film. I think it was taken for one person, and that person is Stephen Chow! Movies are not for one person. Screenwriter, director, protagonist, supporting role, audience sitting, props, special effects, makeup lighting, etc. In short, no one can be less, and they are all important! So Liu Zhenwei said, I can come for Kung Fu, but you can't swear, so Liu Zhenwei doesn't have the same name as Stephen Chow! I'm Giambi's screenwriter and directed by Liu Zhenwei. I can't cross the line!

Love begins in the same place in the same way and ends in the same place with different endings. Love is so simple, and the ending is nothing more than love or not.

9. Zheng Zhongji is not unpopular because he is ugly! Because he has a wooden face, he is the Donnie Yen of comedy! No facial expressions!

10, why shoot the same story? Because there are too few spoony people!

1 1, even a sharp knife can't stop chopping wood every day. The human heart is made of meat, and the pain can't stop again and again. One day you will say, I no longer believe in fate, or you no longer believe in love, so take good care of it! Some people buy meat at the first butcher shop at the intersection, while others buy meat at the second shop. This is fate!

12, A Chinese Odyssey is classic because it is cute, such as Romeo and Juliet, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai.

13, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi, bodhi.

14, unhappy means watching too few movies.

15 dear friend, I can only say that you have no P-eyes after giving birth to your son!

16, friends who have never seen it, I just want to say that they are better than crazy sages.

17, grapes, grapes, have dried up.

18, when she loves, everything is fine. If she doesn't love, she is a bitch. So, everyone has a bitch in their heart.

19,500 years later, Xia Zi was still a fairy, and 500 years later, the Supreme Treasure was still a robber, but they changed their names. Only this time, they are really together. The Supreme Treasure must have asked bodhi bodhi ancestor and Friar Sand for help.

20. Yes, Liu Zhenwei is giving Stephen Chow a lesson. On the other hand, we all sat there, listening attentively.