Collect jokes and funny brain teasers. It doesn’t have to be a lot, just classics!

You are standing on the grassland, and a wolf comes in front and a ghost comes behind. I ask you whether to shoot the wolf or the ghost first. (Pervert and pervert) No matter how you answer, you will be fooled~

2 The dog saw a rabbit and chased it. As a result, the rabbit climbed up the tree. The dog squatted under the tree and was puzzled. The question is, how can the rabbit climb the tree? (The dog is thinking)

3 All the pigs in the world are dead ~ Guess the song title (at least you are there)

4 Two drops of water on the pig’s butt ~ Guess the song title ( Your face is crying)

5 Why did a pig hit a wall when it saw a wall in front of it? (It should be because pigs can’t make sharp turns) Haha, isn’t it funny~

6 Who are the mothers of Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu~ (namely and He) namely Sheng Yu, He Shengliang

Answer: 760824001 - Probation Level 12009-6-22 11:53

Who is the mother of the flower?

Answer: 1281281280223 - Magic Apprentice Level 12009-6-22 12:35

1. You are standing on the grassland, and here comes the front A wolf~A ghost came from behind~I asked you whether to shoot the wolf or the ghost first~(Pervert and Pervert) No matter how you answer it, you will be fooled~

Answer: zhaocang1234 - New to Level 3 of Jianghu 2009-6-22 12:51

Cannot

Answer: 58.242.59.* 2009-6-22 15:43

Xiaoyan stood In the middle of the road, a car speeding past at 90 kilometers per hour, but she was fine. Why?

Because Xiaoyan is a traffic policeman.

Who is Hua’s mother?

Answer: Rice (because: peanuts)

There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? ?

Answer: The last child took away the basin together

Which month has 28 days?

Answer: Every month has 28 days

What books can’t be bought in bookstores?

Answer: Suicide note

Who never sees a doctor when he is sick?

Answer: Blind person

Answer: 709450870 - Assistant Level 2 2009-6-22 18:49

What books can’t be bought in bookstores? Secretary

Answer: Snow Mountain Flying Tiger VS - Probation Level 1 2009-6-22 19:53

1. Why don’t good horses turn around? All the grass in the back is gone

2. Why is summer vacation longer than winter vacation? Thermal expansion and contraction

3. Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn? It would be too slow to walk

4. Why do most Buddhists live in the northern hemisphere? Namo Amitabha

5. Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? She couldn't sit down

6. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? The frog committed a breaststroke foul

7. A dog never takes a bath, so why doesn’t it get lice? Dog begets dog

8. Why can Lao Wang’s horse eat Lao Zhang’s elephant? They are playing chess

9. Xiao Zhang never walks without his feet touching the ground. Why is this? Because Xiao Zhang is wearing shoes

10. The farmer raises 10 cows and only has 19 horns. Why? There is a rhinoceros

11. Xiao Ming’s grandfather was brushing his teeth and singing at the same time. Why? Brushing dentures

12. Why did a ferocious hungry cat run away when it saw a mouse? He ran over to catch her

13. Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why is this? Mom is a teacher and Xiaohong is a student

14. Why does the roof of my neighbor Lao Li’s house sometimes leak and sometimes not? It only leaks when it rains, but it doesn't leak when it's sunny.

15. Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up? Because no one dared to break up the fight

16. The big bad wolf dragged away the mother sheep. Why did the little sheep follow silently? The lamb is not born yet

17. A chicken and a goose are placed in the refrigerator. The chicken freezes to death, but the goose is alive. Why? It's Penguin

18, Xiao Chen went to see a movie on the weekend. When he arrived at the cinema, he couldn't see anyone. Why?

19. What line do monkeys hate the most? Parallel lines, no intersection (banana)

20, Xiao Ming’s belly is clearly unbearably bloated, why does he keep drinking water? Fell into the river, forced

21. There were six steamed buns in the basin. Each of the six children was assigned one, but there was still one in the basin. Why? A child was carrying a basin

22. Xiao Ming brought 100 yuan to buy something worth 75 yuan, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why? Because he gave the boss 80 yuan

23. There was a monkey squatting on the telephone pole on the roadside. When the driver Xiao Li saw it, he stopped the car immediately. Why? Because the driver used the monkey's butt as a red light

24. Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who cannot repair clocks, to repair it for him? Repair Xiao Ming

25, Xiao Li needs to socialize a lot due to work. Although he goes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why? Because Xiao Li comes home early every morning

26. Pangpang is a well-known diver, but one day, he stood on the springboard and did not dare to

Jump down, why? Because there is no water underneath

27. A taxi was driving normally on the road without violating any traffic rules, but was stopped by a police officer. Why? pol.ice requires taking a taxi

On the 28th, a plane crashed and a serious explosion occurred. The staff was cleaning up the wreckage but no one was found injured. Why? All dead

29. There are two children who look exactly the same and have exactly the same birthday. I asked them if they were sisters and they said yes. I asked them if they were twins and they said no. Why? They are multiple births

30, there is a woman in a swimsuit walking on the soft beach. Although all this is normal, you will find that there are no footprints behind her. Why? She walked backwards

31. Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Due to the language barrier, he seemed at a loss. Xiao Wang didn’t understand foreign languages ??either, but it felt like he was at home. You feel inconvenienced at all, why? Xiao Wang is a baby

32. What are you afraid of cloth and paper? Cloth (not) is afraid of ten thousand, paper (is) afraid of just in case

33. What does China’s mainland produce? "Jade"

34. How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately? Step on the ground with bare feet

35. On any part of a woman’s body, her father can touch her twice, her boyfriend can touch her once, but her husband cannot touch her once.

Lips, when saying the words "dad", "boyfriend" and "husband"

36. What is something smaller than bacteria? The Son of Bacteria

37. Which book has the most mistakes? Medical book

38. What animals can be posted on the wall? Seal (newspaper)

39. What are you afraid of with cloth and paper? Don’t be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the eventuality (cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of the eventuality)

40, who is Hongdou’s child? Southern Country (Red beans give birth to Southern Country)

41. What is the first thing people do when they wake up in the morning? Open your eyes

42. What chicken has no wings? Frog

43. What can you hit that is both effortless and comfortable? Doze off

44. What water should be distributed as planned? Salary

45. What is a product whose manufacturing date and expiration date are the same day? Newspaper

46. What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people? Toothless

47. What is something that people don’t like to eat?

48. The whole body of a pig is a treasure and has great uses. What other uses does a pig have for humans? Swearing

49. What books can’t be bought in bookstores? Suicide note

50. What flower blooms all year round? Plastic Flower

51. The diameter of a round hole is only 1 cm, but an object with a volume of 100 cubic meters can pass through this hole smoothly. What is it? Water

52. What animal has no sense of direction? Elk (lost)

53, vixens are best at bewitching men, so what kind of "spirits" can bewitch men and women together? Alcohol

54, which ancient man ran the fastest? Cao Cao (Say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will be there)

55. The train takes 6 hours from Beijing to Shanghai and travels for 3 hours. Where is the train? On the Rails

56, when does the clock go? The clock won't move

57. There is something that the buyers know, the sellers also know, but only the users don't know. What is it? Coffin

58, what is the function of eggshell? Wrapping egg whites and egg yolks

59. What should everyone do seriously every day? Breathe

60, what kind of car can move easily? Windmill

61. What kind of competition does the winner get no prize but the loser does? Rowing fists and drinking wine

62. Where in the world does the sea not produce fish? Cihai

63. What kind of bamboo doesn’t grow in the soil? Firecrackers

64, please put nine horses in ten horse pens on average, and make the number of horses in each horse pen the same. What should I do? Put nine horses in a horse pen and then put nine more horse pens outside the horse pen.

65. A person wants to become a millionaire overnight. What should he do? Dreaming

66, how to use three chopsticks to make a number greater than three and smaller than four? π

67, a bottle full of milk, how can you drink the bottom of the bottle first? Using a straw

68. How do blind people eat oranges?

69. What should I do if I accidentally cook raw rice into cooked rice? It’s time to eat~~~

70. What should I do if I want to shorten a stick without sawing, breaking or shortening it? Compare it with one that is longer than it

71, the kindergarten is over, but no children go out from the gate, what's going on?

72. Confucius had three disciples, Zigong, Zilu and Ziyou. Which one of them is not a human being? Zilu (referring to a deer as a horse)

In 73, four people were playing mahjong in the room. A police officer took the four people to the police station. Who is the remaining person in the room? A Man Called Mahjong

74, can a blue pen write red letters? Of course you can write the word "red"

75, can you turn ice into water as fast as you speak? Remove the two dots of water from the word "ice"