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A thief went to a poor man's house for a long time and found nothing valuable, but he didn't want to go back empty-handed. He found some rice in the owner's jar, and the thief wanted to steal it, but he couldn't find a bag to hold it in after searching for a long time. The thief suddenly thought of a good way to bury it in the ground with his cotton-padded jacket, so he buried it in the ground. This is the man who woke up and found something black on the ground. He thought he had dropped the quilt, so he checked it. The thief tried to leave after pouring the meal, but he couldn't find his cotton-padded jacket for a long time. Where is my cotton-padded jacket? This is when the hostess wakes up and asks her master that there seems to be a thief in her husband. The host said there would be thieves there, and the family was so poor that thieves took over. He said there were no thieves. Where is my cotton-padded jacket? ! ! !

1: Kill you with what, my love.

2. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.

4. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

Others pretend to be experienced, and I will pretend to be experienced.

6: I am a fat man, not a clown.

7: If Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover, I won't pass Grade 4!

8: If the sun doesn't come out, …