A somewhat shocking humorous joke.

1. 1 day, the ophthalmologist and the doctor quarreled. The ophthalmologist said, "Be careful that I make you as blind as a bat." The doctor said, "I will make you heartless."

3. 15 years ago, dad held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and dad cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Don't cry, big brother, give the monkey a banana!" " ! Poor thing, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "

4. There is a little wolf. Oh, it's a

He was born without meat and is a vegetarian. His parents are very worried about Ai. As a result, one day they saw the little wolf chasing a rabbit, and their parents were very happy. Then the little wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, "Hand over the carrots."

My husband is very timid. I once forced him to donate blood. We are very close. There is a barrier between us. After sitting for a while, I heard the nurse over there say, relax, sir. That's all right, sir. Sir, wake up. Wake up!

6. When playing video in QQ group last night, a buddy said, "Stop it, my wife has put the water away!" ! We feel this guy is really happy! There came the voice of his daughter-in-law: husband! Come and wash the dishes! The water is cold!

7. The reasons for breaking up in love are nothing more than two points: not enough love; I was blind at that time.