Tell a few jokes to relieve boredom.

1, drink Sanlu milk powder and be the champion of Paralympic Games.

2, drink three times a day, absolutely save diapers.

3. Sanlu milk powder, produced by Trimmer Chemical Group.

4. Drink urine diamonds three times. I don't talk to him about ordinary people.

5. Advertising is not as good as Sanlu Stone.

6, a pound of milk a day, strong kidney.

7. Good stone, made by Sanlu.

8, Mid-Autumn Festival gifts, Sanlu milk powder!

9, 1 100 processes

10, cows drink Sanlu to relieve bezoar, and dogs drink Sanlu Changgoubao.

1 1, Sanlu milk powder, stepmother's choice

Drink Sanlu every day and go straight to Huang Quan Road.

Milk, I choose Sanlu, Sanlu milk-the special milk designated by China Men's Football Team.

Sing a folk song for the party and make a bag of milk powder for the party to drink.

After drinking Sanlu milk powder, alas, my waist has stopped hurting, my legs have stopped aching, and my heart has stopped beating.

Saying a county magistrate with a strong accent in Hunan went to the village to make a report:

"Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" "

Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! )

"Don't pickle, I pick up a shit to lick for you. . . "

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. . . )

Taoyuan dialect is very strange and has a high ending. For example, "ju" is pronounced "pig".

Go to the propaganda department of the county party Committee first and contact the personnel bureau for an interview. The propaganda department called me to make an appointment and put me on speakerphone.

Propaganda Department: "Hello, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau) "

The other party: "No, you are mistaken. I am not a person but a pig (Personnel Bureau), and my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau). "

I tried to hold back my laughter and my stomach hurt.

The next day, I attended the briefing of the county government. Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator: "Which units have arrived?"

So the participants signed up one by one:

"I am a wild boar (Public Security Bureau)."

"My name is Pig (Education Bureau)."

"I am a pig (post office)."

"I am a typical pig (telecommunications bureau)

An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "

The American was the first to be hit by the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass." Mats, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left.

When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama.

China people slowly get down and say slowly, "Come on, give me the Japanese mat."

I hope you like it. O(∩_∩)O