Urgent, an hour or so of funny drama script.

Funny Script of Campus Play —— Pig Eight Rings Recruiting Relatives and Relatives

Characters: Zhu Bajie's mother, Wang Ma's daughters.

Preface: It is said that Zhu Bajie became a static altar messenger after he came back from studying classics. It was a completely different life. It's said that he started a pig financial company, and now he is rich, and the beautiful women chasing him are train after train. Yo, I'm not kidding. I had plastic surgery. I don't believe you.

Pig Bajie goes on stage (background music: devils enter the village. Status: Look in the mirror while walking)

Pig: Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. To tell you the truth, I am the symmetrical tree, the pig whose pear blossoms crush Haitang ... Oh, no, the messenger of the static altar. Today, I am here on a blind date. The daughters of Ms. Wang's family are crying and crying to see me. I heard that there are so many people who look like natural disasters and ask for relatives. They broke the threshold, so I had to go there by myself. (monologue: actually, in my heart, I don't know where the beauty is)

When Wang Ma's home arrived, the pig knocked at the door.

Wang Ma: We don't accept gifts for the Spring Festival this year. We only accept gifts of one hundred dollars.

Pig: Look.

Wang Ma: Wow. That's very kind of you. I'm sorry you said you were a great person and couldn't meet you in person. Please sit down, please sit down, please sit down.

Narrator: Pig Bajie can't resist. Look east and west.

Pig: Tell your daughters to come out.

Wang Ma: Yo, what's your hurry? If all this comes out, you won't give them food, will you?

Pig: It's still thoughtful of Wang Ma.

Wang Ma: Cui Hua, the tea is served, and the octagonal fan is served. Do you think this is okay? I'll have them all prepare a program for you so that we can watch and drink at the same time?

Pig: OK.

Wang Ma: Are the daughters ready? play music

The first group of daughters: the song "Song of the Pig"

The second group of daughters: children dance's "Porky Pig Fuck"

The third group of daughters: passionately recite poems praising the life of pigs.

Three groups of daughters finally.

Wang Ma: Mr. Pig, what are your feelings at this moment? What did you think of the performance just now? Which group of daughters do you think you prefer? Do you think you can find the love in your heart? (interview)

Pig: Do you really want me to say it?

Daughters: Go ahead.

Pig: From the heart? I like these programs very much, but I like you more. I want to marry all of you.

Wang Ma:1980 September 10 The Third Session of the Fifth National People's Congress, according to the first amendment to the Decision on Amending the Marriage Law of the People's Republic of China issued by the 21st Session of the Ninth NPC Standing Committee on April 28th, 2006, Article 2: Freedom of marriage, monogamy and equality between men and women shall be practiced.

Pig: That's ... that's ... that's ... that's what we have to do.

Wang Ma: I have a good idea to throw hydrangeas to attract relatives.

Pig: Well, it's all right.

Wang Ma: That's what you want. 74 1 10 send hydrangeas. Daughters, now I announce that Mr. Pig has started throwing hydrangeas to get married. Those who receive hydrangeas can marry Mr. Pig immediately. Don't be discouraged if they don't receive it. .......

The pig got the hydrangea and threw it out. The hydrangea was caught by her daughter.

Wang Ma: Now I announce that they will get married at once. The daughters are diligent.

Do you think this is okay?