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What is the joke of Peking University's major?
Wu
Far away, he visited Tsinghua University on the second day of enrollment.
In 2007, I started my re-reading trip and was admitted to Beijing Normal University that year. In the next few years, he visited some famous schools, but none of them were his ideal Tsinghua.
20 1 1, Wu went to Pubei Middle School to repeat his studies and was admitted to Peking University. When everyone thought that their dreams had come true and they were going to Peking University, Wu made a decision that outsiders could not understand: give up Peking University and continue to repeat studies.
On 20 14, Wu took part in the college entrance examination, won the top prize in science in Qinzhou, and was admitted to Tsinghua University. Wu Shuo, at the end of August, he will report to Tsinghua University. In addition to electrical engineering and automation, he also wants to take an examination of economics because he is very sensitive to numbers.
On 26th 10: 35, Wu, a 32-year-old "Kao Ba" from Guangxi, boarded the train from Nanning to Beijing with simple luggage and set off for Tsinghua University.
In the past years, Wu was admitted to the university 10 times, and even admitted to Peking University, but she chose to repeat. She is called a modern version of Jin Fan, Kao Ba and an expert in college entrance examination.
At the beginning of August, Wu Gang, who was hospitalized for appendicitis, was discharged from the hospital and went to his alma mater, Qinzhou No.2 Middle School, to receive the coveted admission notice to Tsinghua University. Upon receiving the notice, Wu quickly bought a train ticket.
Although he bought a ticket in advance, Wu failed to get a berth ticket as he wished. This time he will take a hard-seat train for nearly 26 hours to report to Tsinghua [5].
After attending the entrance ceremony for freshmen, Wu will participate in military training for more than 20 days with many "post-90s" freshmen. [6]
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