A joke about Thanksgiving.

One: That day, I dialed my home phone, which happened to be answered by my mother. So I said, "Mom, you have worked hard. Thank you for giving me life and raising me. The weather is getting worse and worse. Please pay more attention to your health and take care of yourself. My daughter misses you ... "Before I finished, my mother choked on the other end of the phone and then cried. Half an hour later, my father dialed my mobile phone and said anxiously, "Daughter," she kept crying, but she couldn't stop ... "

Two: Before I got off work that day, I got a phone call from my girlfriend: "Today is Thanksgiving, I will cook in person and invite you to a big meal." Excited, happy ... I ignored the boss's orders to work overtime, overcame the difficulties of traffic jams and long distances, and finally appeared at my girlfriend's house on time-hey! What's on the table? My girlfriend ran over and said, "Look, I'm going to eat roast chicken for Thanksgiving. I covered this with fruit pulp ... "

Three: On that day, many students came to the teachers' dormitory. They brought flowers and pumpkins to thank the teacher. There are many people in Professor Wang's family. Professor Wang happily accepted the student's gift, grinning from ear to ear. Then he said, "well, now we can talk about your purpose." Who thinks they are unqualified? "

Four: That day, Xiaowen wrote on the official paper: "Thank you for helping my colleagues and all my friends!" "Then I went out, and when I came back, I found that the paper was full of words:" My own people, thank you and you will be strangers! ""You helped me, too. We are even! " "What constellation, Xiaowen?" "Why don't you thank the aunt who swept the corridor?" "Hey, I didn't help anything, and I was thanked. I deserve it!" "It seems that today is not April Fool's Day, right?" "Student spirit! Too sour! " "I am the boss, why don't you thank me? " ……

Five: That day, I ran more than ten kilometers to meet several fellow villagers and brought them a bottle of good wine and some side dishes. During the dinner, seriously speaking, my brothers have helped me a lot in recent years, and I am very grateful. Come on, let's propose a toast to them. Instead of drinking, the boys asked in unison, "Brother, is there not enough money again?"

Six: On that day, my classmates and I found a video camera and planned to make a short DV film called Thanksgiving Day. On campus, we met a tall and beautiful woman. Point the camera at her and ask if she has anyone to thank. The beauty said, "First of all, I want to thank CCTV for giving me this opportunity." (I began to sweat) She continued: "Thanks to the audience all over the country, I will definitely live up to your support." (I'm sweating like a pig) "Thank you, judges, in the dance competition at the end of the year ..." I quickly interrupted her and declared that we were not from CCTV, Beijing TV, Tianjin TV or any other TV station ... As a result, we fled the scene with the sharp eyes of beautiful women like knives ...