The funniest video or joke you have ever seen.

1, a hillbilly went to town and got a WC. But he didn't know how to open the toilet lid, so he pulled on it. Wash your hands after pulling. I don't know how to boil water. He just pressed the toilet lid and bounced the shit on the ceiling. He was very embarrassed and called the cleaner to clean up the excrement. He told the cleaner that I would give it to you, 200 yuan, and the cleaner in turn said that I would give it to you 1000 yuan. Tell me how you pulled shit on the roof! !

Son, if someone comes to borrow an umbrella, you can refuse him. I'll hide in the room first "As soon as Dad hid in the room, a man came to borrow an umbrella. The son said, "No, if you borrow one, and he borrows one, there will be no umbrella in our house!" " Say that finish, the man left. Dad came out and said, "At this time, you should say,' There is an umbrella, but the bones are scattered and the skin is broken. "I've thrown it away," "Dad said, and I'm hiding in it again. Then the neighbor came to borrow the cat. The son said, "There is a cat whose bones are falling apart and its skin is broken. I have already thrown it away! " The neighbor listened and left. Dad came out again and said, "You should say,' Recently, the cat is weak and is going to have kittens. "It was tied up in the warehouse." "Then Dad hid in the room again. At this time, my father's colleague came to see my father, and my son said, "Recently, my father is weak and is going to have a baby, and he is tied up in the warehouse!" " My colleague left with a smile, and my father was dizzy in the room! ! ! Xiao Ming gets angry when he scolds him!

3. Party A, Party B and Party C share a bed and cover the same quilt. Party A has a cold and sneezes. After spraying Party B in the face, he said that he would be in trouble next time ... Half an hour later, Party A said that "attention" had been merged into the quilt, and as a result, Party A farted!

4. A hillbilly walked into town for a whole day, and when he was hungry, he went into a restaurant.

Then a sexy waitress came up and asked him what he was eating.

The hillbilly said, "I want a bun."

The waitress said shyly, "We don't allow touching here."

The countryman added, "If there are no buns, I will eat jiaozi."

The waitress said impatiently, "old pervert, I won't let you touch it, but I still want to sleep!" " ! ! "