Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Here are some funny comments

Here are some funny comments

1. A bat with chicken feathers on its body - what kind of bird are you?

2. The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago - the old bachelor!

3. What the turtle laid - the bastard!

4. There is a fire in the bag - burn the bag!

5. Flies collecting honey - pretending to be crazy (bee)

6. Water in the teapot - get away!

7. The fire burns the bamboo forest - a scene of bachelors!

8. Use sheets as diapers - generous enough!

9. March of cooks - taking the blame for others.

10. From Henan to Hunan - even more difficult!

11. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - King (forget) eight!

12. One, two, three, five, six - nothing (4)

13. Full cow belly - straw bag!

14. The tailor did not bring a ruler - bad intentions (measurement)

15. Cao Pi's money - not necessarily (Wei coins)

16. "Hundreds of Money" "Family Surname" remove Zhao - money comes from your mouth!

17. X (X) illuminates people - I see through you!

18. No water will flow after the plug is pulled out - stubbornness!

19. Zebra’s head - clear and logical!

20. The announcer comes on stage - teasing

21. Drinking water from the nostrils - quite choking!

22. Car accident - taking advantage of others' danger!

23. Guards on the city wall - master (guard)

24. Singing leg cramps - can't get off the stage!

25. The mother enters the delivery room - she is about to give birth!

26. Put powder into the coffin - save face!

27. Silkworm's mouth - the mouth turns into poetry (silk)!

28. Cicada is not called cicada - Got it!

29. Tears when singing - singing and crying

30. Eating walnuts - you have to smash them!

31. The garbage in the kitchen - trivial things

32. The toad in Guangzhou - difficult to deal with (toad)!

33. Protect eyesight - be careful!