Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Here are some funny comments
Here are some funny comments
1. A bat with chicken feathers on its body - what kind of bird are you?
2. The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago - the old bachelor!
3. What the turtle laid - the bastard!
4. There is a fire in the bag - burn the bag!
5. Flies collecting honey - pretending to be crazy (bee)
6. Water in the teapot - get away!
7. The fire burns the bamboo forest - a scene of bachelors!
8. Use sheets as diapers - generous enough!
9. March of cooks - taking the blame for others.
10. From Henan to Hunan - even more difficult!
11. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - King (forget) eight!
12. One, two, three, five, six - nothing (4)
13. Full cow belly - straw bag!
14. The tailor did not bring a ruler - bad intentions (measurement)
15. Cao Pi's money - not necessarily (Wei coins)
16. "Hundreds of Money" "Family Surname" remove Zhao - money comes from your mouth!
17. X (X) illuminates people - I see through you!
18. No water will flow after the plug is pulled out - stubbornness!
19. Zebra’s head - clear and logical!
20. The announcer comes on stage - teasing
21. Drinking water from the nostrils - quite choking!
22. Car accident - taking advantage of others' danger!
23. Guards on the city wall - master (guard)
24. Singing leg cramps - can't get off the stage!
25. The mother enters the delivery room - she is about to give birth!
26. Put powder into the coffin - save face!
27. Silkworm's mouth - the mouth turns into poetry (silk)!
28. Cicada is not called cicada - Got it!
29. Tears when singing - singing and crying
30. Eating walnuts - you have to smash them!
31. The garbage in the kitchen - trivial things
32. The toad in Guangzhou - difficult to deal with (toad)!
33. Protect eyesight - be careful!
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