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Plants vs. Zombies’ classic confession
Sunflower:
I will always work hard to smile and create sunshine for you,
Because I know you like the feeling of sunshine
< p> Little Spray Mushroom:I am young and small,
But I already understand the meaning of fighting,
I even understand cannon fodder meaning.
I'm not afraid, and I don't blame you either.
Big Spray Mushroom:
Maybe I am not of much use now,
Maybe I belong to the ranks that you despise,
But Give me a chance,
I also have the possibility of becoming a god
Imitator:
Whoever you like, I am, whoever you need, I am who.
Isn’t it sad to have no self? It doesn't matter, as long as you are happy
Tombstone Devourer:
I grew up in the darkness,
eliminating one hidden danger after another for you.
I will die with them,
I will make a broad road for you.
Actually, tombstones are really ugly.
However, as long as it is your request, I will do it
Lotus Leaf:
I will not defend or attack,
Even being a cannon fodder seems so insignificant,
But I have the strength to bear,
I will bear everything for you, no matter how heavy it is
< p> Big Mouth Flower:Some people say I am ugly, some people say I am fierce,
In fact, those are my disguised appearances,
In fact I am also very fragile, and in fact I also need protection.
Wo Gua:
After one leap of sacrificing your life for righteousness,
What is left to you is a world of silence.
Will you remember the look in my eyes that disdained my enemies?
I have never understood what fear is
Cherry Bomb:
I appear to destroy,
Destroy the enemy, and myself.
Will you remember me?
Even for just a moment, I feel that I am beautiful
Cattail:
I want to be with you forever. I can't wait to show up.
But fate dictates that I can only be born in water.
But it doesn’t matter. Watch me dance proudly for you.
Defend you from all kinds of zombies
Hot Chili Pepper:
Don’t come near me, I have a bad temper.
I did not hesitate to destroy myself to clear this straight road for you,
but it was annihilated in the ashes,
Because, I have made an oath, I do what I say
Nut Wall:
When I was a complete Nut Wall,
I was there,
When my body is broken,
With tears in my eyes,
I am still there,
Why do I insist so,
Because
Behind me I have friends I want to protect
Charm Mushroom:
I have a gorgeous appearance, but this beauty only blooms in an instant.
After the fireworks are gone, you will have one more friend,
But my figure has disappeared from your sight
Coffee Bean
< p> I won't let them sleep, I promise not to let them sleep.Don’t call me cruel.
Watching them be destroyed by the enemy is true cruelty.
I blend into their bodies, from their perspective,
fighting for you.
Entangled with seaweed:
I dragged them into the water,
I shed my tears in the water,
Twenty-five energies Value
In exchange for my death
Pumpkin Head:
It is my bounden duty to protect you,
The moment before disappearing
p>I won’t cry because I have no eyes. Is there any sentence in Plants vs. Zombies that moved you?
Little Spray Mushroom
I am young and tall. Small,
But I already understand the meaning of fighting,
I even understand the meaning of cannon fodder.
I am not afraid, and I do not blame you,
Because like you, I am looking forward to the moment of victory.
Cherry Bomb
I appear to destroy,
Destroy the enemy, and myself.
Will you remember me?
Even if it is only for a moment, I feel that I am beautiful.
Big Spraying Mushroom
Maybe I am not of much use now,
Maybe I belong to the ranks that you despise,
But give If I have a chance,
I might become a god.
Sunflower
I will always work hard to create sunshine for you with a smile,
Because I know you like the feeling of sunshine.
Big Mouth Flower
Some people say I am ugly, some people say I am fierce,
In fact, those are my disguised appearances,
In fact, I am also very fragile. In fact, I also need protection. . .
Destruction Mushroom
Don’t blame that pit, okay?
I just want to leave a little trace of my existence on this battlefield
. . .
Tombstone Devourer
I grew up in the darkness,
eliminating hidden dangers for you one after another.
I will die with them,
I will make a broad road for you.
Actually, tombstones are really ugly.
However, as long as it is your request, I will do it.
Lotus Leaf
I can’t defend or attack,
Even being a cannon fodder seems so insignificant,
But I have the strength to bear,
I will bear everything for you, no matter how heavy it is.
Imitator
Transform into Eggplant
Whoever you like, I am, whoever you need, I am.
Isn’t it sad to have no self? It doesn't matter, as long as you are happy. . .
Wo Gua
After the leap of sacrificing your life for righteousness
What is left to you is a world of silence.
Will you remember the look in my eyes that disdained my enemies?
I have never understood what fear is.
Potato Thunder
It only takes a little time,
I will tell you
How desperate I am for you.
The philosophy of life can also be seen from "Plants vs. Zombies"
Introduction: I think everyone is familiar with the bag pig! And what kind of sparks will happen when the Bag Pig meets "Plants vs. Zombies"? There is also a philosophy of life! Check it out! Maybe it will be helpful to you, or at least make you smile!
When you smile knowingly, there will be a bright sunshine on the corner of your mouth...
A real shooter must dare to face any strong enemy...
< p> When you are not strong enough, you need to protect yourself more...When a landlubber reaches the water, it is called a hero's useless place...
No matter how strong a person is, he still has his fragility On the other hand...
Be careful of people who bite you in the back...
Being angry is actually a very funny thing...
While you are sleeping Sometimes, crisis may be around you...
When you work hard to move forward, you must see the path under your feet clearly...
Only when you are drunk do you know how to regret, and only when you hit a wall do you know how to turn back...
Greedy children are actually sugar-coated by others...
Kind people are easily pulled into the abyss by evil souls...
Let you Curious things may be your deadly weapon...
Although born from a fairy tale, it always has to enter the cruel reality...
Postscript: Cute plants in the game The baby has become a vivid picture, telling people thought-provoking stories besides joy, allowing us to listen to the "voices" from the plant world besides playing games.
Corpse Bride Quotes
1. Victor: With this hand, I will drive away your sorrow; your wine glass will never run dry, because I will be your life with this candle, I will light your way in the darkness; with this ring, I will make you my wife.
2. Bone Bone: [Singing] Hey! Listen to me, you happy zombies. At least you zombies who still have one ear, please listen to me tell a story that even the skeletons are moved about, about our joyful and adorable zombie bride!
3. Skeleton Boys: [Harmony] Die! Die! Sooner or later we all die. Don't frown, it's actually nothing. You can try to escape, you can try to pray, but you will eventually become a skeleton. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Corpse Bride: [singing] I feel no pain when I touch a candle, and cold and heat make no difference to me. My heart is still throbbing, and although it has stopped beating long ago, it is still heartbroken. Such pain is designed to tell me that this is nothingness. My life has long been exhausted, why can’t I stop crying?
4. Old woman: [beating a skeleton with a cane] Villain!
Skeleton Alfred: Sweetie!
Old woman: Rogue! [hits him with the cane again]
Skeleton Alfred: Baby!
Old woman: Uncultured!
Skeleton Alfred: Gertrude!
Old woman: [adjusted her eyes] Alfred, is that you? But haven’t you been dead for 15 years? !
Skeleton Alfred: [hugs the old woman] Frankly, honey, I don’t give a shit!
5. Corpse Bride: I was a bride. My dream was taken away from me. But now...I've taken away other people's dreams. I love you, Victor, but you don't belong to me.
6. Baron Bacchus: [To the zombie bride] I’m leaving. But before that, I want to respect you, Emily, and wish you will always be the bridesmaid and never have the chance to be with the bride! Tell me dear, can a heart that stops beating still be broken?
7. I feel no pain when the candle burns me.
8. Even after being cut by a sharp blade, it remains the same.
9. Her heartbeat sounded like musical notes.
10. My heart has already been "buried".
11. But now it is so painful.
12. Who will tell me that this is just nothingness.
13. Why can’t I stop crying?
14. I will use this hand to take you out of hardship and sorrow.
15. Your wine glass will never be dry, because I will become the wine of your life.
16. I will use this candle to light your way and save you from the darkness.
17. I will use this ring to ask you for eternal happiness...
18. Victor: I used to be sensitive, I used to be fragile, I used to be shy, maybe it is these My personality makes me seem incompatible with this money-worshiping, cold world, and perhaps it is precisely because of this that God arranged for me to experience a love that transcends life and death, making me strong and brave.
I once made a painful choice between the beautiful, kind, innocent and lovely Victoria, and the passionate, bold, warm and lovely Emily. They taught me how to grow and how to find the direction of my heart. How I wish I could give Victoria a safe harbor, and how I wish I could heal Emily's grief... However, after traveling between life and death several times, I finally discovered: true love is the eternal protagonist!
Silently, let me recite the vows at the wedding ceremony again, for the two women I love deeply...
19. With this hand, I will dissolve All your sorrow.
Your glass will never be empty, for I will be the wine that fills it!
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