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I can't learn Eason Chan, but I have never learned Cantonese songs. Help! Can someone give me a pronunciation or something? thank you
[Eason Chan-I can't open my heart] (Cantonese lyrics)
A yat 1 to soeng2, hei2, zuo3, leoi6, yaa5, si6, yiu3, zou6, yan4.
I am dik 1 of ngo5, thinking about si 1, seoi5, I am bin6, stretching bang 1 and tightening gan2.
Who wants yau6 3, daai6, gaa 1, waan4, daam 1, sam 1, more than seoi4 2, I ngo5.
Drum up at random, Li Lairen Yan.
A yat 1 wants soeng2, hei2 goes to wong5, yat6, a mau5 section, dyun6 hugs pou5, and regrets ham6.
No, bat 1 wants yiu3 to laugh at siu3 with yung6. Waa6 force pressure bik 1. I'm ngo5, zaam6, si4, hing 1, Fen 5.
Difficult naan4 degree dou6 is afraid of paa3, I ngo5-yat 1, no bat 1, fast faai3, and then bin6 is light of what 1, and raw mulberry1.
Turn to leon4 and use bun6 to flow lau4, I ngo5 to talk about taam4 heart sam 1, and put fong3 heart sam 1.
No bat 1,hoi 1,sam 1,zau6,no bat 1,hoi 1,sam 1。
And yaa5, don't be bit6, encourage min5, be strong, and dik 1 of koeng4, comfort wai3 and ask man6.
But daan6 requires kau4 to follow ceoi4, zoek6, I ngo5 dik 1, sam 1.
Spray saa2 to remove tyut3, dei6 Zun zyun 1 Heavy cung5, dik 1 Injury soeng 1 Feeling gam2.
Don't bit6, want yiu3, don't bat 1, open hoi 1, sam 1, then bin6, find zaau2, open hoi 1, sam 1.
Go to heoi3, avoid bei6, go to gwo3, I'm dik 1 from ngo5, and I'm sam 1 from loeng4.
Eliminate siu 1, faa3, yau 1, wuk 1, hau6.
Only coi4 makes Ling 6, I ngo5 connects sap6, wui4 trusts seon3, sam 1.
A yat 1 Yao soeng2, hei2, zin3, chaos, lyun6, po3, waai6, liu5, man4, ming4.
I'm ngo5, how can zam2 be ho2? I don't know zi 1 with yi5, and I feel gok3.
Su gou3 to sou3, I ngo5, lucky for Hang 6, good for Hou 2. In ze2, lei5 has no mut6, yau5 is hungry, gei 1 is barren, and fong 1.
Difficult naan4 degrees dou6, bin6 can ho2, Fast faai3, Le lok6 K6.
A yat 1 waa6 soeng2, hei2, I ngo5, we have YUU 5 in mun4, and YUA 6 wants YUU 3 to talk about gong2.
Cang 4 was listened to ting 1 by bei6 before mei6, and then bin6 closed bai3 act mok6.
You yau4 is lucky to hang 6, I ngo5 loves oi3 and cherishes sik 1. These two go3 dei6-square fong 1.
It's still yingran linsheng sing6 put fong3 ~WO~
No, bat 1, open hoi 1, sam 1, and then bin6, find Dr. zaau2 yi 1, and give birth to sang 1.
Taking hek3 drug yoek6 and taking hek3 to dou3 instead of bat 1 will make wui6 hate han6.
But Daan asked the koala to adjust more balls.
Forced bik 1, I am ngo5, Daai 6, Laughing siu3, Feeling cing4, Feeling fong3, More gang 1, Hurting soeng 1, Feeling gam2.
Without bat 1, hoi 1, sam 1, mei6, Bibit 1, bat 1, Kanham 1.
Come on, faai3, lok6 K6, yaa5, yiu3, zaau2, yyun4, yan 1.
A yat 1 instant seon3 gaan 1 low match dei 1 fell to lok6.
But after lin4, hau6 and I ngo5, sang 1 was born because of zi6, lin4, yau6 and zoi3.
After the maximum zeoi3, the hau6 dust can drop by 4 angstroms.
I'm ngo5, bin6, wui6, faan 1, san 1!
The thought of being tired is to be a man.
My mind is tense.
Who wants everyone to be more worried than me?
Encourage people at will
When I think of a time I regret in the past,
Don't excite me with jokes for a while.
The hard part is that I am afraid that I will commit suicide if I am unhappy.
Take turns talking to me. don't worry
Unhappy is unhappy.
Don't express your condolences reluctantly.
But please follow my heart.
Respect my sadness freely.
Don't be happy if you are unhappy.
To escape my conscience
After digestive depression
This made me regain my confidence.
The idea that war destroys civilization
How could I be unconscious?
It is a good thing to tell me that there is no famine here.
Difficulties can make you happy.
The thought that we have something to say
Turn off without being heard
Fortunately, I cherish this place.
Still in full bloom ~WO
If you are unhappy, please call a doctor.
Take medicine until you don't hate it.
But I'm more interested in the blues
It's even sadder to make me laugh.
Unhappiness is not necessarily unbearable.
Happiness also needs to find reasons.
Depressed moment
Then I regenerate naturally.
Finally, the dust settled.
I will turn over!
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