If you want to marry, marry a northeast person.

Today's topic should be a topic that makes people smile and unload their burdens since the opening of the camp. Let go of "deliberate practice" and "zero-second thinking", and the intense action camp will teach you how to "shake the burden" and tell jokes.

Humor is the most acceptable expression, so that now ten girls have to choose an object, and eight conditions will contain keywords such as humor and fun. The two types of people I want to marry most: 1, Duan Zishou; 2. Northeasters. According to online statistics, 90% of the performers are from the Northeast, so I set my goal on the Northeast.

The influence of the Northeast people is too wide. From a large number of excellent sketches, film and television dramas to the intonation of Mandarin, the Northeast people can always do something that is popular all over the country, so that people all over the country can follow suit.

Northeast people's excellent ability to "shake the burden" and tell jokes is also formed through accumulated deliberate practice. The winter in the northeast is long and cold, and whether there is farm work or not in winter, everyone sits on the hot kang, eating melon seeds and baking sweet potatoes, and talks all morning. In the long run, how can we not talk about experience, but talk about golden sentences?

In addition, the accent of the northeast people is extremely special. We know that once many jokes are associated with dialects, the funny effect will multiply. Northeast dialect stands out among many Chinese dialects with its high voice, unique tone and melodious drawl at the end of the discourse. On the other hand, Mandarin is mainly spoken in northern dialect, so people in most parts of the country can understand "northeastern mandarin" with a little accent, which creates a mass base for jokes and jokes mainly spoken in northeastern dialect.

I like watching and listening to people from the northeast best. After listening to the northeast people, people just want to say, "Hey, who is not a social person?" The tone that makes you want to laugh after listening is rich in verbs: show off in an ostentatious manner, fool, confuse? , old nose, hemp slip coquettish? , bald thief killed? Can you do it? , fuck (gá) ha (há), forget it? , ghost head toad eyes? That pimple, haha, can you be dragged into a feast of audio-visual combination soon?

Marrying a northeast person also saves the cost of living. Ha ha ha every day, scientific proof can really prolong life, beauty beauty.