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A joke about students being punished.
In front of another parrot, it was written: This parrot can speak four languages, and the price is 400 yuan.
Which one should I buy? Both are shiny, very flexible and lovely. The man turned and couldn't make up his mind.
Suddenly I found a parrot with a tooth missing. Its coat color is dim and messy, and its price is 800 yuan.
The man quickly called the boss: Can this parrot speak eight languages?
The shopkeeper said, no.
This person is strange: then why is it so old, so ugly and so incompetent that it is worth this number?
The shopkeeper replied: because the other two parrots call this parrot boss.
What I answered before was adopted, and now I think of you.
Because this joke really impressed me. . . I hope I can help you.
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