Write a humorous joke in classical Chinese (short)

There is a man who is extremely stingy. When the river rose, he waded desperately. In the middle stream, the water washed down and drifted for half a mile. His son searched for a boat on the shore to save him. The boat wants money, and the son only pays five cents. The price is uncertain for a long time. On his deathbed, his father looked back at his son and shouted, "Son, five cents can save him, no money."

translate

He is very stingy. Once, when he was on the road, he met a newly rising river. Although he could cross the river by boat, he was afraid to pay for the boat, so he waded across the river regardless. Just to the middle of the river, it was washed down by the water and drifted for more than half a mile. His son is on the shore, looking for a boat to save him. The boatman said that he could only go by boat, and his son bargained for him, saying that he would only give five points. This bargaining dragged on for a long time.

"My son, my son, you can save it in five minutes and not a penny!"