There is a brain teaser about Xiaoming.

Everyone in China knows someone. His name is Xiaoming. Below, I have compiled a series of brain teasers about Xiaoming for you. I hope you like them.

Brain teaser (1) Xiaoming's death 0 1 Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor. Why nothing?

A: Because Xiao Ming is a bento.

During the 10-year Anti-Japanese War in 2002, Xiaoming was so hungry that he made jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast. When he got to school, he opened his lunch box and found that jiaozi was missing two. He closed the lunch box and then opened it. Two were missing? In this way, Jiaozi finally disappeared, and Xiao Ming was afraid. Where is jiaozi?

A: jiaozi touched the lid of the lunch box.

During the 10-year Anti-Japanese War in 2003, people lived in poverty, but Wang Xiaoming lived a life of food and clothing. Why?

Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box.

Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor. Why nothing?

Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming.

Wang Xiaoming was once again thrown from the 13 floor. Why?

A: Because there is no14th floor.

An adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert. Why did he come back safely?

Because Xiaoming is a camel.

Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert. Why didn't he go back this time?

A: Because Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor and died.

Another adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert and never came back. Why?

A: Because Xiao Ming is a bento.

Xiaoming has disappeared, and no one can find him. Why?

Because Xiaoming was left in the desert.

10 Later, people learned that Xiao Ming was left in the desert, but only the lunch box was found in the desert, but Xiao Ming was never found. Why?

A: Because they don't know Xiao Ming is a lunch box.

1 1 What should Xiao Ming do when people know the truth and no longer care about Xiao Ming?

Answer: Jump from 13 floor.

12 Xiaoming was heartbroken because he knew that he was a lunch box and would not die if he jumped off the building. How can he change his destiny?

A: Become a camel and go to the desert with adventurers.

13 God granted Xiaoming's wish to become a camel, but Xiaoming was still very sad. Why?

A: Because he found himself thrown from the 13 floor and would die.

14 finally, Xiao Ming was lonely, but he still couldn't get rid of the bad luck of being killed by a fall. After his death, he made a wish to God that he would not be lonely in the afterlife, and there were many brothers and sisters who wanted to get rid of the fate of being thrown from the 13 floor? Time goes by and a new cycle begins. When Xiao Ming was reincarnated and opened his eyes again, he was very excited because God once again realized his wish. But at that moment, Xiao Ming was disheartened again. He felt that nature had played a trick on people. Why?

A: Because Xiao Ming found himself on the shelf of the supermarket, surrounded by lunch boxes?

Brainstorm figures (2) Xiaoming and the teacher 0 1 teacher:? There you are at last! Why didn't you come to class yesterday?

Xiaoming:? Because .. because, my mother fell down the stairs ..?

Teacher:? Oh! I see. Mom was hurt, so you didn't come. ?

Xiaoming:? No ... It was my father who was injured. ...

Teacher:? Why did your mother fall down the stairs and your father get hurt?

Xiaoming:? Because .. My father has a woman outside ..?

Teacher:? What? .. what does this have to do with your mother falling down the stairs?

Xiaoming:? Because they were arguing .. My mother fell down. It's okay. My father was hurt by my mother. ?

Teacher:? Oh .. so you didn't come to class because you took dad to the hospital?

Xiaoming:? No, the woman outside sent my father. ?

Teacher:? Then why didn't you come to class?

Xiaoming:? Because I overslept ..?

Teacher:? What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs! ?

Xiaoming:? No, I ... I just mentioned by the way ...?

Once, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what one plus one equals. Xiao Ming said? Don't you know? The teacher told him to go home and ask his family.

When Xiao Ming came home, he asked his mother what one plus one equals. Mom is playing mahjong, say? Is it burnt? He went to ask his father again. Dad was reading the newspaper and said? President of Iraq? Xiao Ming went to ask his brother again. He said while watching baseball TV? Well played. Another one? He went to ask his younger brother again, and the younger brother said? It's so simple, you don't know this? .

The next day, Xiaoming went to school, and the teacher asked him how much one plus one equals. Xiao Ming said? Is it burnt? The teacher asked? Who told you about the Iraqi president? Xiaoming said that the teacher slapped him in the face. Xiao Ming said? Well played. Another one? .

The teacher dragged him to the principal's office, and the principal asked? Xiao Ming, what is one plus one? I don't know about that. ?

PS: Why is the protagonist of the story always Xiao Ming? Because I can't think of another name.

About Xiao Ming's brain teasers and cold jokes Xiao Ming got a new haircut. When he came to school the next day, the students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. .

1. Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is there nothing ...

Because Xiaoming is a lunch box.

2. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is it okay?

Because Xiao Ming is Wang Xiaoming.

Once Xiao Ming talked back to his mother, and her mother threw Xiao Ming's clothes downstairs in a rage, but why was Xiao Ming also injured?

The answer is: because the clothes were worn on Xiaoming at that time.

Teacher:? There you are at last! Why didn't you come to class yesterday?

Xiaoming:? Because .. because, my mother fell down the stairs ..?

Teacher:? Oh! I see. Mom was hurt, so you didn't come. ?

Xiaoming:? No ... It was my father who was injured. ...

Teacher:? Why did your mother fall down the stairs and your father get hurt?

Xiaoming:? Because .. My father has a woman outside ..?

Teacher:? What? .. what does this have to do with your mother falling down the stairs?

Xiaoming:? Because they were arguing .. My mother fell down. It's okay. My father was hurt by my mother. ?

Teacher:? Oh .. so you didn't come to class because you took dad to the hospital?

Xiaoming:? No, the woman outside sent my father. ?

Teacher:? Then why didn't you come to class?

Xiaoming:? Because I overslept ..?

Teacher:? What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs! ?

Xiaoming:? No, I ... I just mentioned by the way ...?

During the ten years of Anti-Japanese War, Xiaoming was hungry ... He made jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast ... At school ... He opened the lunch box ... and found that ... jiaozi was missing two ... He closed the door ... and then opened it again, and two were missing. .........

So .. Finally, jiaozi disappeared ... Xiaoming was afraid. ...

Excuse me, where is jiaozi? .....

Jiaozi touched the lid of the lunch box. ...........

Why is the protagonist of the story always Xiao Ming?

Because I can't think of another name.

Where's Xiaoming? He will have an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV in the evening.

Xiao Ming's mother asked anxiously: Have you finished all the books? There will be an exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming replied brightly: Mom, I finished reading it.

Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming cried and said, mom, I mean, mom, I think it's over? .

One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road. I suddenly feel sore when I walk! Why is this happening? - ! ! Because Xiaoming stepped on a lemon! !

In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua:? Do you know anything about music?

Xiaohua:? what's up

Xiaoming:? Do you know what the teacher is playing?

Xiaohua:? Piano. ?

Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.

Once, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what one plus one equals. Xiao Ming said? Don't you know? The teacher told him to go home and ask his family. When Xiao Ming came home, he asked his mother what one plus one equals. Mom is playing mahjong, say? Is it burnt? He went to ask his father again. Dad was reading the newspaper and said? President of Iraq? Xiao Ming went to ask his brother again. He said while watching baseball TV? Well played. Another one? He went to ask his younger brother again, and the younger brother said? It's so simple, you don't know this? The next day, Xiaoming went to school, and the teacher asked him how much one plus one equals. Xiao Ming said? Is it burnt? The teacher asked? Who told you about the Iraqi president? Xiaoming said that the teacher slapped him in the face. Xiao Ming said? Well played. Another one? The teacher dragged him to the principal's office, and the principal asked? Xiao Ming, what is one plus one? I don't know about that. ? Xiaoming's family has three sons. The eldest is Daming, the second is Erming, and the third is what? A: The third child's name is Sanming (or something else). If he asks, what about Xiao Ming? A: Xiao Ming is a daughter! !