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In this issue of Tucao Conference, everyone dares to say, what are the "dare to say" paragraphs of the guests?

? Behind the Tucao Conference is an ecological circle, an ecological circle of stand-up comedy. Being able to write funny jokes depends on talent on the one hand and rich stage experience on the other.

If the biggest attraction of the Spring Festival Evening is to watch netizens vomit, then "Tucao Conference" is a hodgepodge of celebrity vomit. The paragraphs inside are all textbook-level spit skills every minute.

? Here are some classic jokes for everyone:

Li Xiang Nana? Have differences?

? Li wants to say that there are many rumors on the Internet that Nana and I have a sister dispute. Actually, this is all bullshit. We have a really good personal relationship. For example, grandma will buy some gifts for Wang Shiling during the holidays. She often sends me WeChat, and I never reply.

? Ceng Yi said that many friends said that our singing was particularly rustic, and Ling Hua often complained about me, so I said to Ling Hua. What does this song have to do with me? I only have a few words! ?

Elva Hsiao small fresh meat boyfriend Bo Huang? No desire to survive?

Dare not spit for too long, for fear that she will change boyfriends when she grows up? No one can be young forever, but Elva Hsiao's boyfriend can. Elva Hsiao's boyfriend Bo Huang, a little fresh meat, began to talk about the Elva Hsiao model since he took office. He really dares to say anything: Elva Hsiao, like ordinary girls, doesn't wash her hair at home, because she finally washed it once after attending the Tucao Conference;

Gillian spit out her husband's words.

? The program laughed that her husband didn't spend his own money, but it was her dream to eat soft rice. Really laughing at the audience, really talented, like Gillian.

Zhang Wei, a paragraph leader who was delayed by singing.

Some people say I lip-synch, yes, I lip-synch. ? No mercy since dark. Then, he sang live with singing tuning software to amuse the guests in the program. Zhang Wei is a very casual and free-spirited artist.