Classic Funny Poems _ Adapted Funny Poems (2)

16, a grain of rice is worth ten cents, and prices skyrocket. There is no end to policies, and corrupt officials are reborn. The ancient road that invaded from a distance reached the crumbling city gate. Another hundred-dollar bill came, and five Jin of meat was used up.

17, you gave birth to me, but I gave birth to you without a house. You hate less money, and I hate less dowry. You were born before I was born, and I was old when I was born. Hate to be born early, and the house is not worried.

18, moonlight in front of the window, two or three boxes of wine bottles. Look up at the window as if someone were there. Looking for the door to go out, I strayed into the depths of the playground, vomited and vomited, and surprised countless mandarin ducks.

19, someone didn't listen, he has made up; Someone made peace, but he hasn't listened yet. He can't get along with others, and his fate can be seen; He doesn't agree with people who are more harmonious to most people, and his card friends hold him aloof.

20, the money is not much, just enough, people are not afraid of stupidity, happy, go out, be careful in everything. I have a smile on my face and tears in my stomach. I look at my face with a smile and a gift.

2 1, when I was born, I had no food, and when I died, I had no grave. However, with rising prices and a low starting point for paying taxes on wages, you and I have no choice but to spend money. When can you be the host?

22. Such a trip is more difficult than climbing the blue sky. The difficulty of making money is the difficulty of walking on the tip of a knife. Didn't you see where the money came from? Only beautiful women with money and cars can accompany them.

23. I woke up easily this morning in spring. Mosquitoes and flies were running everywhere. If you didn't take a shower, mosquitoes and flies would follow you. But now I remember that night, when I took a shower and put dichlorvos on it, I don't know how many people would die.

It was a long time before I met her, but it was even longer after we broke up, and my tears have dried up. I hope my little sister will change her mind and I will try my best to make money. I'll give you the garage. It's no joke.

25, you come from a dream, you should know my heart. The sea rises and the moon rises, and the horizon is * * * at this time. You and I will hold hands, love and know each other.

26. The mountains cover the day, and the sea drains the golden river. I heard that Dongting Lake is magnificent before, but today's wish has finally reached Yueyang Tower. Do it in the pavilion upstairs and hug the beautiful woman. Look up at the seagulls and listen to the current in the breeze.

27. Facing the mist on the water, I still waved and cried. Those who wear Luo Qi are not silkworm farmers. BMW Audi drives, no need to make up text messages. If you are wronged, someone will come later.

28. There is dawn before the bed, and the food in the kitchen is cold. Who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is full? Asking whether the food is delicious or not has a different taste in my heart.

29, "outside the pavilion, next to the ancient road, a line of egrets went up to the sky. Red crisp hands, Huang Teng wine, two orioles singing green willows. " What's wrong with the slight frost on the temple? Pear trees are better than begonia. "

30. A loving mother has money in her pocket, but her children are eyeing her eyes. Grinding every day, diligent every day, offering every day. Who pities their parents and dares to be angry and dare not speak?

Funny adaptation of ancient poetry sentence 1, I woke up easily this morning in spring, and there were mosquito bites everywhere. I wanted to sleep, and I got up to repel mosquitoes and couldn't sleep well every night.

2. The place where the Yellow Crane carried the saints to heaven a long time ago is now only the Yellow Crane Tower. What is even more annoying is that the shadow in the distance is blue, and only the Yangtze River is flowing in the sky. The yellow crane stopped coming, and the sad people shed tears.

3, an apricot tree out of the wall, two orioles singing green willows, three women's lives, surrounded by good concubines. Zhuge Liang was in Yuan, and planned to leave the empty city of Qishan for six times. On the seventh day of July, in the Palace of Eternal Life, 800 pacesetters rushed to the north slope. On September 9, Yang Gong died and100000 lion was beheaded.

4. The incense burner in Rizhao gives birth to purple smoke, and the boss tells the story of China. Smoke rings flew over thousands of feet, and it was suspected that there were dark clouds all over the sky. How did the smoke come out? The shepherd boy pointed to Xinghua Village.

5. There is a light at the foot of my bed, and Li Bai is sleeping. The moonlight was bright outside the window, and the wind chimes jingled. Looking up, I found that it was moonlight, and I bowed my head and wet my crotch. Li Bai changed clothes in a hurry.

6, such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, scratching my head. There are fleas on the bed. Spray dichlorvos and everyone will die.

If life is like the first time, I want to be a big mosquito. If you can't sleep, I will bite you everywhere. Since God has given talents, let them find jobs! Why do you fly around and suck your blood every day!

8. The sky is clear. Foraging: wild grass bark fat crow, old turtle toad fish tortoise, lame donkey lame mule thin horse. When the sun sets, heartbroken people can only eat.

9. Tomorrow I will go out to Tianshan Mountain, where there will be a sea of clouds and several sandstorms in Wan Li, which will blow the door of hell. Since ancient times, no one has returned to the war, but I hate to sleep.

10, "A strong woman in business doesn't know how to hate national subjugation, but also hides half her face behind the guitar in front of us. If the relationship is long, you still hide half a face behind the guitar from us. Never mind the * * * flowers competing for hair, still hide half a face behind the guitar from us. How deep is the yard, and you hide half her face behind her guitar from us? Although my body doesn't have wings like a bright phoenix, her guitar still covers half of her face. I will talk about being a teenager and still hiding half of her face behind her guitar from us. "

1 1, a romantic pole, a misty rain, living in chrysanthemum terrace. Fish sellers are afraid of greedy cats, why go deep into the cat's nest? The cat came to the whole booth, and the cat sold fish. Passers-by mistakenly thought that Li Gang, I naturally don't know Gan Lulu.

12, I often go home to have a look. When I go home, I am a stranger in a foreign land and miss my relatives twice on holidays. Give me a hug, and I will know where my brother is climbing. I will climb the hillside with my sister.

13, when a person is a stranger in a foreign land, it is always difficult to know when the night is long. Give them to the boy in exchange for good wine, and ask the visitor where he comes from with a smile. Although we drank so much wine, we were not happy. We were saying goodbye to each other, and this moment should last forever? Laughing at the sky and going out, it is unknown to make a comeback.

14, I asked you how sad you can be. In the middle reaches of the small bamboo raft river, apes on both sides of the river can't stop crying, turning tears into acacia rain. However, before she began to walk towards us, we called 1000 times and urged 1000 times, which didn't require much effort. Last night, the building was easterly, I can handle it!

15, if you don't see how lovely Gao Tingming's mirror lock is, the sun is like moss and dusk is like snow, and it is like spring breeze, and the night is full of pears. I advise you not to cherish gold clothes, and to cherish youth.

16. When is the moonlight salary and how much is it? The restaurant booked again yesterday, and the past was unbearable until the middle of the month. The card and passbook are still there, but it is difficult to get the money back. Ask how worried you can be, dreaming that money flies and hits your head.

17, the kitten silently walked to the mouth of the cave, danced Persian steps and held a small fish to catch mice. As soon as the mouse showed its little head, the kitten threw fish to catch the mouse! Since then, Elvis Presley has come to the world!

18, I haven't seen my lover before, and I haven't seen mistress since. Missed the conjugal love of husband and wife, but a person shed tears in my humble abode, recalling the original dribs and drabs.

19, a pot of wine from the flowers, a dog beside me, I think of heaven and earth, endless, endless, original but barking! Down, forward, with the wind, dog. Dogs? Dogs? Dogs? !

20, there is a computer in front of the bed, it is good to have a network, raise your head and plug in the network cable, lower your head and chat with your sister, gently click the mouse, the keyboard will bang, and the network is deep in thousands of feet, which is not as good as your sister's feelings.

2 1, I left gently, just as I came gently, I vomited a few mouthfuls and ran away with a few clouds! I left gently, so I might as well come gently. I vomited a few times and was fined dozens of dollars!

22. How about my husband at the weekend? Monday came again. The weekend was really wonderful. The alarm clock disturbed my dreams, shook my chest and got angry. It broke directly, and there was a weekend, which continued to be chic.

23, Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, mosquitoes shout at night, angrily rush to the railing, enter the forum to enter the password, and advise you to drink more. No matter who pats bricks, you are not afraid of death. Look at the panda eye at dawn!

24-year-old A Min, the daughter who loves Xie the most, is thin and thin. It's beautiful scenery in the south of the Yangtze River, and I want to have a heart-to-heart talk with heptachord. We can feel her feelings, even before she plays, affectionate but always ruthless. I don't know if people are here, and a new generation will change the old ones.

25, young and old leave home, grape wine luminous cup; Seagulls circled under the sand, and the local accent did not change; People don't know where to go, and an egret flies over the wide river beach.

26. "The left is yellow, the right is light, and the wind and grass see cattle and sheep; Five-flowered horses and thousands of gold furs are like a river flowing eastward. " There was an east wind in the small building last night, and everything was a joke.

27, Jinling Jindu Villa Building, our party borrowed wine to worry about; There is an empty Erguotou here. Going to the blue sea and looking along the shore, drunkards have never been accepted since ancient times.

28. When I asked your students under the pine tree, where was Sony? I don't know where I went, so I guess the smoking room is going to have convulsions; Then, at sunrise, he walked through the fog. Hey, I still owe someone a black donkey.

29. Huayang is in grief, so push a cup for a change. Wendaolong crossed five streams and ate fish first, then chicken. I'm worried about the bright moon. Leftovers need to be packed. Go to the disco after drinking and follow you to the west of the till.