A funny joke.

1, an egg went to the teahouse to drink tea, and it turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road, fell to the ground and became a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and became a bad guy. An egg got married and became an asshole; An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became a Hua Dan. There is an egg riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; There is an egg. ...

2. Q: What is the difference between a master and a master?

God replied:? Master, is there a demon ahead?

? Master, turn right ahead?

3、? Why is time a killing knife, or are there so many good-looking people who look so good no matter how long it takes?

God replied:? Silly boy, that's because the pig knife only kills pigs. ?

A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later? It says: Meow.

A fat man fell from the twelfth floor. It turned out to be a fat man!

A candy, walking in the North Pole, thought it was cold and turned into rock sugar.

A polar bear is idle and bored, so he pulls out his own hair, one, two and three. Suddenly, the polar bear said, I'm so cold!

5. Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, Where are we going? The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk?

Two bananas go shopping in tandem and walk in front. Banana felt very hot, so she took off her clothes. Guess what, the banana in the back fell down.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. ...

6. What is the generation gap?

(post-80s, post-90s) Man: You look like a little dragon girl.

Woman: Really? Am I that beautiful?

(After 00) M: You look like a little dragon girl.

Woman: Try it again. ...

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