Help me find the song "Aviation Joke"

1, ladies and gentlemen, I am the captain of this flight. International flight 5 13 is coming from our right. Please fill the window seats on the right to dispel the impression of international people that China's aviation industry is depressed due to SARS. Thank you for your cooperation.

I am the captain of this flight, and I want to tell you some bad news. All the engines on the plane have failed, and we will be forced to land at sea. Passengers who can swim should sit on the left side of the plane, and passengers who can't swim should sit on the right side. Please leave the plane quickly according to the instructions of the crew after the plane is forced to land. On behalf of XX Airlines, I welcome those passengers who can't swim to continue to take our flight next time.

It's the first time for Mrs. Chen and her family to fly. Her two children were so excited on the plane that they ran around in the aisle and almost knocked over the drinks in the stewardess's hand. Mrs. Chen was very angry and said angrily, "Go outside to play."

A plane with two people on board crashed at the border of a country this morning. At present, rescuers and search team members have dug up at least 300 bodies at the crash site, and the search work continues. It is reported that the crash site is a cemetery. ? 》》》》》》?