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Erkang saw the joke of Little Swallow and Yongqi.

That night, everyone stayed in the inn.

Swallow went to the well to fetch water before entering the yard, and was dragged into a pavilion. The swallow looked intently, and it was Yongqi.

"Swallow, let me ask you, what do you mean by holding that hydrangea in front of me today!" Yongqi is very angry and pale.

"I mean well! Are you ungrateful? Such a beautiful lady. How nice it is to go back! " Said the swallow.

"Do you know that my marriage was appointed by Amar?"

"So what, if you are hit by a hydrangea, Amar has to admit it! Amazing, Amar refers to the first room, and it's not bad for this young lady to make you a second room! When that old man Du knows your true identity, even if he wants her to be the third or fourth child, I'm afraid I can't wait! "

Yongqi blushed with anger and her neck was thick. She stared at the swallow tightly and burst out a sentence through her teeth: "You are so enthusiastic, do you want to help me pull the red line?" Have you ever thought that there may be someone in my heart? "

The swallow was startled and opened his eyes wide: "Someone? Who is there? The woman in that house? Is it more beautiful than this Miss Du? "

"yes! At least, I think so! "

"I don't know anyway, I don't know! Why didn't you tell me? "

"You know her!" Yongqi took a deep breath.

"I know?" The swallow exclaimed, "Who is it?"

"It's far away, just in front of you!"

The swallow was suddenly frightened to disgrace. Stunned, he stared at Yongqi, shook his head desperately and said, "No, no! You can't do this! You know Wei Zi has someone in his heart. You can't go to this muddy water again! Erkang and you are like brothers, even brothers can't steal someone else's sweetheart. That would be rude! "

Yongqi was really angry to see the swallow so confused. She said bitterly, "You piss me off!" "

Swallow froze, eyes wide open. Say:

"I've pissed you off, I won't help you! It's no use looking for me! "

Yongqi sighed, shook the swallow and said:

"How is crape myrtle? Do you have a brain? I know Wei Zi is my sister. I can only have brother and sister feelings for her, and I can't have other feelings! Don't talk nonsense! "

The swallow froze: "Yes, so ... isn't it Ziwei?"

"Of course not crape myrtle!"

"So …" thought the swallow, "Is this a golden lock?"

Yongqi was so angry that she broke her sleeves and stamped her feet. I couldn't hold back, and finally said it in one breath: "It's not crape myrtle, it's not gold, it's not the bright moon, it's not rosy clouds! It's the one who's been with them! The one I shot with an arrow, and I've been worried ever since! That's the one who doesn't understand amorous feelings and tries his best to help me pull the red line! Now, do you understand? Don't you think it's nothing after such a long time? "

The swallow realized this, and was shocked to take two steps back, and his face turned from red to white and from white to red.

"But ... but ..." She was tongue-tied. "Why? You're confusing me! Are you talking about me? "

"Besides you, how many swallows do you think I have shot with an arrow?" Yongqi asked angrily.

The swallow stepped back, sat on the stool, propped his elbow on the stone table and began to stay. Seeing her like this, Yongqi was really depressed and disappointed and said, "So ... I've been romanticizing myself? You never thought about me? Isn't it! "

The swallow blinked at him.

"But ... you are my brother!"

"Are you? Really? So what is crape myrtle? I have so many sisters running there? "

Zheng Xiaoyan suddenly seemed coy and shy, pathetic to ask:

"Yes ... is it' no'?"

"No!"

"But I ... but I ... never dared to think so ..." The swallow stammered.

"What if you can think like this?" Yongqi is excited.

"I don't know, I really don't know …" Swallow's eyes are as bright as autumn water, like a cold star, and she looks like a dream.

"I want to think about it. I'm so confused now ... "

The swallow's eyes make Yongqi crazy. He stepped forward, grabbed her by the arm, pulled her up from the stool, shook her, and said earnestly and imploringly:

"Starting today, promise me to think about it and think about it from a different identity and perspective! What Wei Zi can do to Erkang, you can do to me. Although we still have to work hard in the future, we must always recognize ourselves! When you and Wei Zi go back to your place, you will not be who you are now! Your identity is fake! And my feelings are true! "