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Shorthand method of driving test theory

It is said that when taking a driver's license test, the theory test is the easiest, and subject three and subject two are slightly more difficult. However, there are still many students who have problems in the theoretical examination, and the simulation is always difficult to pass. It is anxious to get more than 80 points. Is there any clever way to recite more than one subject 1000?

1, jingle

When it comes to "math problems" in laws and regulations, it is certainly not rote learning. We have to make up a jingle for it. Here, Bian Xiao gives you two examples, and the others can be made up according to the gourd painting, which is mainly convenient for everyone to remember and not easy to confuse.

Example 1:

Phrases: fake one, hang two, withdraw three, get drunk five, run for your life.

Concealing relevant information or providing false materials for one year before applying;

Revoke the driver's license, and you can apply for a driver's license two years later;

Revocation of driver's license, three years before you can apply;

Drunk driving a motor vehicle can only be applied after five years;

Hit-and-run, you can't apply again for life.

Example 2:

Mandarin: drink half, camp five, and detain fifteen.

Drinking standard: 20mg/ 100ml and less than 80 mg/ml;

Punishment: Those who drink and drive ordinary motor vehicles will be temporarily detained for 6 months; Driving an operating vehicle for 5 years is not allowed to re-obtain a driver's license, and it will also be punished by detention 15 days.

Advertising slogan: five minutes drunk, ten minutes camping, never camping.

Drunk standard: 80 mg/ml or more;

Punishment: drunk driving an ordinary motor vehicle may not re-obtain a driver's license within 5 years, drunk driving an operating vehicle may not re-obtain a driver's license within 10 years, and may not drive an operating vehicle for life.

Example 3:

Mandarin: five stops and three stops.

Five-finger motor vehicles are not allowed to park at intersections, detours, steep slopes and tunnels within 50 meters;

Station 3 refers to motor vehicles within 30 meters of the first-aid station, gas station and fire station, and no parking is allowed.

2. Keywords

Common words, such as deceleration, safety, avoidance, etc. , decisive choice.

1, in multiple-choice questions

For example, the answers include slowing down to avoid, parking to avoid, slowing down to avoid, holding the steering wheel with both hands, and bearing civil liability. More than 95% of these are correct.

2. In the judgment question

Such as rapid, sharp turn, administrative litigation, emergency braking are all wrong.

3. Motor vehicles are driving on the highway.

For example, in xxx weather, choose 60 when the visibility is 200 meters; /kloc-50 for 0/00 meters; Choose the smallest at 50 meters.

4, sentenced to several years in prison.

If at the end of the topic, it is wrong to be sentenced to more than three years in prison or criminal detention, everything else is correct.

5.xxx speed cannot exceed 30km/h.

Non-motor vehicle lanes, sharp turns, narrow bridges, railway crossings, steep slopes, U-turns, turns, tractor failures, these speeds can not exceed 30 kn/h.

6. The speed of the lane on the expressway.

In three lanes, the rightmost is 60, the middle is 90, and the leftmost is110; When there are two lanes, the leftmost lane is 100.

7. There is a P in the multiple-choice question.

Automatic car, steep slope with L gear, gentle slope with 2 gear.

8. Put warning signs on the expressway.

This is the choice of150m optical switching.

3. Scene replacement

When learning theoretical knowledge, we must always make up our minds. I'm driving now.

That is, when you look at the test questions about actual driving, you must substitute them from the first perspective. Imagine yourself driving, and the real road is outside. Every choice you make will affect the life and property safety of you and other pedestrians on the road. In this way, you will improve the spirit of 120, examine the questions correctly and make the right choice.

Example:

True or false: In this case, you can enter the grid area and wait.

If you were driving, what would you do?

Go ahead, there is a traffic jam ahead, so you are stuck in the middle of the road ~ ~

Think about the consequences of each answer.

4. Traffic signs and traffic police gestures

Traffic police gesture: traffic police hand shorthand phrase.

1, raise your left hand to greet you and tell you to stop and don't get angry-a signal to stop.

If you supplement with your right hand, please stop at the stop signal.

3. Pull the bolt on the pole. Go straight ahead, don't drill-go straight ahead.

4, the left and right hands to block, turn in the opposite direction-turn left and turn right. Right hand forward 90 degrees, palm forward, block, left turn signal, conversely, left hand forward 90 degrees, palm forward, block, right turn signal, left hand block, right hand block.

5. Press the left hand to wait for the turn, and press the right hand to slow down-turn left, slow down, slow down. Press your left hand to wait for a left turn. Pressing the button with your right hand to slow down is like running on the road with your child. It was this gesture that an adult told him to slow down. Slow down, slow down, slow down.

Traffic sign classification memory:

Red sign

Generally, it is used as the background color of signs such as "stop and give way" and "no entry", the red circle and diagonal line of no entry signs, the arrows in signs such as "make way for passing vehicles" and "pass vehicles first", and the "first aid station" in position identification signs uses the red cross; The background color of national highway number signs and railway fork symbols.

Blue sign

Used to indicate the background color of signs and general road signs, as well as the background color of building signs.

green mark

Background color used for road guide signs.

Yellow sign

It is used for warning signs, provincial highway number signs, expressway terminal warning signs and deceleration signs, rear-end collision danger signs, 200-meter distance confirmation signs and construction signs.

White sign

The background color used for auxiliary signs and the contrast color of patterns and characters.

Black sign

Used for contrasting colors of patterns and characters of "warning signs", "auxiliary signs" and other signs.