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After Peking University graduate students returned to their hometown,

Zhou Fang's hometown is a small place with few college students. As the only talented young man admitted to a key university in recent generations, he was highly praised by the government, and the gongs and drums were loud.

However, his parents don't think it's great. But to tell everyone that he is a black sheep, unlike the boy next door, and his business is doing well and enviable.

But these, Zhou Fang didn't know. He only knows that he is finally going to get through it and finally go to the embrace of capital! The infinite longing for the future made him ignore his parents' faces, thinking that they were worried about tuition fees.

On this day, Zhou Fang walked cheerfully in the field path and met his uncle next door. "Xiao Fang! Admitted to college? "

"Well, yes. Peking University. " Zhou Fang is a little proud.

"oh! Did you get a lot of money that year? If you don't have enough money, tell Chin that this boy has made a lot of money. You two grew up together and he will help you. " My uncle knows nothing about Peking University Tsinghua except that it costs a lot of money to go to college.

A Cheng, my uncle's son, went out for a stroll before graduating from high school. Reading is really bad, but when it comes to business, it is the first, and it is also the first person in several small counties nearby who can afford to build a house.

Zhou Fang is a little disdainful. Because of his kindness, he can only smile and nod. "Uncle, I know." What is business? I don't know when it will go bankrupt. It is best to have knowledge and keep it in your mind all your life. Life will be full only if the mind is not barren.

Zhou Fang applied for a college student loan, and with the government's reward, he went to the North with a notice, full of hope that life would soon give him a bright smile.

But the reality overwhelmed him. Other people's university is very leisurely, but his university life is busy with classes, part-time jobs and social practice. No time to sleep late, visit the ancient capital and fall in love.

After several years of hard work, I finally graduated and thought I had succeeded. But who would have thought that there are so many talents in the talent market, and it is difficult for doctoral and master's students to find a well-paid job!

Zhou Fang searched hard for several months, and his heart was cold. At this time, his parents urged him to go home. He thought he could go home to catch his breath, pack his things and go home.

My parents cooked a table full of dishes, which were mixed with meat and vegetables. It looked appetizing. Zhou Fang picked up chopsticks and just wanted to have a taste, but she was slapped off by her mother. "There are guests coming, what's the hurry!"

Zhou Fang sighed, thinking that if he studied hard and obeyed, his parents would care more about him and wouldn't let him have thoughts that were not his own. However, no matter how hard he studies, how obedient and filial, his parents are still dissatisfied, although they have never said a harsh word to him.

The so-called guests will come soon. When she saw Li Nainai, she understood everything. Mother-in-law Li is a matchmaker, specializing in matchmaking. There she is. She must be a match. Parents should help him on a blind date!

"Aunt is here? Come in and sit down. Xiao Fang, don't say hello soon. " His mother motioned him not to be rude, and smiled and took Li's hand and walked to the table.

"Li is good." Zhou Fang gave a polite cry.

"hey! This is the small workshop! Look, what a handsome boy! The girl's name is Lan Yu, and she is also beautiful and ingenious. It is a perfect match with your small workshop! " Li took a glance left and right with satisfaction and nodded again and again.

"Aunt, didn't you say that girl came with you? Where is the girl? " Zhou Fang's mother asked doubtfully.

"Oh, oh ... to tell you the truth, this girl is a distant relative of mine. I showed her some photos of young people. She said that your small workshop was pleasing to the eye, so I'll take a look at it for her first. Good, good. She's right outside the door. Lan Yu, come in! Xiao Nizi has a good eye! "

I saw Pinpin walking slowly at the door, with red lips and white teeth, smart eyes, a long skirt, a gentle and graceful lady, and her shy cheeks were slightly red.

At this time, Zhou Fang has forgotten those unequal relations, and he is so eager to see it. He is used to the three-story and three-story dressing in big cities, and instantly feels that this is a really beautiful face, comparable to those fashion bloggers who wear makeup!

A meal is pleasant, just like a family finally getting together. Two young hearts are moving together at the speed of light, flirting happily.

The next day, Zhou Fang was invited by the municipal government to write a reading experience, so that students from all schools could follow his example and be admitted to a good university.

As soon as I went out, I met a fat sister-in-law running in a panic, her face shaking badly. "Xiao Fang! Go and help me, my sow can't give birth, I'm really anxious! Still rely on this sow to sell money! Can't let it die! "

"ah? Sows give birth? ..... Fat lady, I, I don't watch this! Why don't you come to me instead of the vet? " Zhou Fang is a little in distress situation.

"You won't? ..... Aren't you a college student? With such a high education, why can't you do this? Oh, how long has it been! Run this trip in vain! " Fat sister-in-law hurried to the veterinary clinic again, leaving Zhou Fang alone in the wind.

What the hell! I am a student of Peking University, and I want to be a sow midwife? Besides, who said that college students must be able to help pigs see a doctor?

Zhou Fang was a little fidgety, kicking pebbles on the side of the road as he walked.

"ah! Zhou Fang! It's really you! " What a shame. The more people you don't want to see, the more they run to you.

"Cheng, how can it be you?" This guy didn't come to show off to me, did he? I heard that he has become more and more like a dead man in the past two years!

"No see for so many years, you are still the same! Unlike me, with a big belly, I am almost a greasy uncle! " Cheng came over and patted Zhou Fang on the shoulder. "Where are you going? I will send you. "

"No, you are a busy man, which can trouble you? You just got back, take care of your uncle. He is lonely alone. " Zhou Fang hurriedly declined, he didn't want to deal with such people. At the end of the day, his heart is a little sour, and Acheng's situation is much better than himself!

"My dad! Leave him alone. I have advised him to go to the city several times. Anyway, he just won't go, saying he is not feeling well. Forget it if you don't go. I will give your mother 5,000 yuan a month to watch the old man for me and call me if you have anything. "

Zhou Fang leng. Did he ask my mother to be a nanny? Or 5 thousand a month? I graduated from a famous university, and it is not easy to find a job. My mother, a rural woman, can easily get 5.1 thousand a month? Isn't this naked irony?

"I take care of dad, and let your mother made some money, who let you iron relationship with me. I can't give others such a high price. " Cheng is still talking, informal and frank. In Zhou Fang's view, this is just the arrogance of villains.

"By the way, are you going out of town? Today's bus has already left. Take my bus! I just want to go to the city to see my farm. " Ah, when he finished, he threw himself on Zhou Fang's shoulder and walked forward.

Although Zhou Fang was ready, he was secretly taken aback when he saw Cheng's car. Use a BMW! The boy is lucky to get so much money! Although I graduated from a prestigious school, I'm new to society, inexperienced and unemployed, and I hit a wall everywhere like a headless fly!

"Ah, what have you done in recent years? Well mixed! " I hate to admit it, but Zhou Fang is really envious.

"Nothing, just raising cattle!" Hey, Cheng said while driving.

"Do you raise many?"

"Not much, just hundreds of thousands."

Zhou Fang was taken aback again. Ten thousand? Isn't that a lot? !

"How to keep so much? Aren't you afraid of getting sick and losing money? " Zhou Fang knew he shouldn't say that, but he couldn't help feeling sour!

"Ha ha! Nothing! Every day, there are machines to measure the health of cattle, and there are twenty or thirty veterinarians in each pasture. The pasture is also in a different place, and even if it is sick, it will not be completely annihilated. " Hey, Cheng answered while driving.

"When your boy was at school, he copied my homework every day, from the first grade of primary school until you dropped out. Now mixed up! " Zhou Fang can only comfort himself with courage.

Cheng burst out laughing. "Seriously, without you, I would have been killed by my dad! Thank you very much I will remember this feeling all my life! If you need anything in the future, just let me know as long as I can do it! This is my business card. Call me if you need anything. "

Zhou Fang replied against his will, "What can I need? Now many companies want me to go to work, and I haven't decided yet. " Speaking of which, he accepted the business card.

"I knew you were a promising man. You studied so well that you were admitted to a key university. The sky is the limit! Then I wish you a continuous rise! "

At the moment, no matter what you say, Zhou Fang is very unpleasant. The gap between them discouraged him, but he had to maintain his only self-esteem and arrogance.

A Cheng sent Zhou Fang to the gate of the city government, and then went to his farm. Zhou Fang took a deep breath and walked proudly up the steps with a standard smile on her lips.

That night, Zhou Fang slept in a hotel, and his mind kept flashing through the crowded talent market, 100,000 cows and expensive cars, and the mayor suggested that he stay as a teacher.

If he stays as a teacher, his salary is much higher than that of ordinary teachers, and there are many social subsidies and benefits. My parents are old and can take care of everything nearby. There is also aquamarine, the gentle and shy girl, who makes the deer bump around when she thinks about it.

However, he felt that it was not worth it. I worked hard to finish the exam and went home at ease before I could make a living. How can I be satisfied? How can you put it down!

I didn't sleep until dawn. Zhou Fang called Acheng with a business card and asked him out for tea. Who told him to be busy making money and studying in college? I don't even have a true friend.

After a while, Acheng came, still in high spirits. "Dude, what's the matter?"

Zhou Fang hesitated, but he told the story and asked Acheng to help him make up his mind.

Cheng listened to some regrets and looked at Zhou Fang. "Brother, I thought you had a good time in Beijing ... you followed me to Beijing all your life, so I would like to come back as an ordinary teacher? So your years of hard work have not been in vain? Break in at least once! Really not, isn't our government always welcome you? Will I help you ... or? Go back to Beijing and try again? "

Zhou Fang is a little shaken, yes! So many years of efforts can't be in vain! Isn't it more fun to come back? Half a year, another half a year, and come back without results. I don't believe this, graduates from famous universities can't find jobs!

Zhou Fang went to the north with confidence again. However, his mind is uncertain and his ambition is too great, and he has never been able to find his favorite job. Either the salary is low or the working hours are long. Only two months later, he went home and became his senior.

On this day, Zhou Fang's mother came to see him and asked him to marry Aquamarine as soon as possible. By the way, I scolded, "It's no use reading so many books, isn't it?" Any college student can come to teach, right? I lost so much money. "

Zhou Fang was too lazy to explain to her. Anyway, in the eyes of parents, only making money is serious. What can he say about such a family?

Fortunately, Lan Yu always looked at him with admiring eyes, and his colleagues and school children were courteous to him, which somewhat satisfied his vanity and superiority. How many unwilling and depressed, with the passage of time and gradually precipitation and dissipation. ...