Poke the punch line in the classic funny classic sentence book.

1, just remember, as long as you are not afraid of pain, death and shame, there is nothing you can't take away.

2. There is only one worry when people are not full; There are countless troubles when you are full.

I swear I will chop my hand if I go shopping in Taobao again. Now look at prosthetic limbs on Taobao!

4. Three things that are performed every day, I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late.

5. Fahai provoked the White Snake and Jinshan Temple was flooded; Pig Bajie provoked Chang 'e and was sent down to earth. Cowherd angered the Queen Mother and was separated from the two places. 20 19 don't mess with women, whether it's your weaver girl or your mother-in-law.

6, girl, don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out, you can't see what you look like.

7. It is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother is the devil who likes to pull out the top.

8. A man's four hopes: there is a cook at home, a beautiful one in the office, a bitch beside him and a young lady in the distance.

9. Do you like small animals? Of course I like it. How much do you like it? I don't know, every meal!

10, I hope to find a boyfriend, which will make me feel guilty and feel that I am not worthy of such a handsome boyfriend.

1 1. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.

12. I gave my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow. I haven't received anyone yet.

13, since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.

14, China synchronized diving, daughter-in-law and mother-in-law should be the best pair of partners, because for decades, they always dive at the same time.

15, most people's troubles can be summarized as: it is difficult to make money, spend money quickly, be ugly, and no one loves them.