Make up a story with tigers and mice.

The following story is a series of three jokes. If it helps you, please adopt it.

One day, a tiger came from far away. The mouse saw it and said to his companion, it was this tiger that scared me the other day. Today, I must trip him to relieve my hatred.

So he secretly hid in the corner, and the tiger came. As soon as the tiger put its foot out, it didn't fall. It was taken a few meters away and was seriously injured.

The kind tiger took her to the hospital and took good care of her every day. The mouse recovered quickly.

As a result, the heart was given to the tiger before the wound healed.

Suddenly one day, the mouse found that it had been delayed for more than ten days, so it was very embarrassed to call the tiger and said:

Honey, I'm pregnant.

Hearing the good news, the tiger came back from far away.

A little parting is better than a wedding, and they want to make out.

The mouse is inconvenient to move after pregnancy and always wants to kiss the tiger, but the tiger is too tall.

The mouse jumped up and down looking for a way out.

A year later, the tiger and the mouse finally divorced.

Why?

The mouse jumped up and down after kissing its mouth, which was unbearable.