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Putting lights on the table of the Eight Immortals-obviously the table of the Eight Immortals-the angular king of the Eight Immortals enters the palace-is hard to please.

Bitter gourd in August-red lotus root in August-fresh pomegranate in August-full of ideas.

Persimmons in August-the older they get, the redder they become; Osmanthus fragrans blooms in August and smells fragrant everywhere.

The cucumber shed in August-eating New Year's Eve on August 15th-is still early.

Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th-unlike eating zongzi on August 15th-is not the right time.

Moon cakes on August 15-everyone is happy; Everyone loves it; Up and down

The moon is the same on August 15th every year. It is aboveboard to cross Duanyang on August 15th-it is too late; evening

Seeing the dragon lantern on August 15-having a baby on August 15 six months later-is purely coincidental.

Send moon cakes on August 15-Yun Zheyue on August 15-steam rice cakes on August 15 to spoil everyone's fun-morning (date).

On August 15, peanuts-eight-legged crabs-ran amok.

There is no ambiguity in the eight characters-no eyebrows; Far from it; According to the enemy, this is by no means a slap in the face and a sore.

Pat shoes-useless; Can't walk on pancakes-smart; Good cards

The skinned toad-a scary temple that was bored to death-panicked.

Bananas are inserted in ancient trees-big-leaf bananas bloom-one heart; Closely linked

Building a bird's nest with banana leaves-it won't last long, and it's not good.

Pull the grass to attract the snake-ask for it; Ask for trouble to eat pickled peppers with onions-one crop is hotter than the other.

Sorghum at jointing stage-the longer, the higher; The surge drum-an alarm clock that pulls out two lights-is specially used to remind people.

Pulling radish-the hole is pulling radish and planting onions-the plucked phoenix is hotter than the chicken.

Pigeons that have plucked their hair-they can't fly, and they don't need water to unplug-they are eager to succeed.

Postscript: the donkey chases the rabbit-it can't catch up; If you can't get rid of the postscript, go to the battlefield at once-there is no postscript to pull the radish-slanting.

Postscript son walking on stilts-sooner or later, there will be his beautiful postscript son encirclement-sitting and shouting; Sitting on the ground shouting postscript to drive the horse-behind at a distance.

Postscript son came to power-wiping your nose from an unstable position-asking for it.

Pour fertilizer on weeds-it's no use; It's no use burying your face in your pants.-gross.

Drive people to the wall-play with dolls as monkeys when they are cornered-fool people into treating demons as bodhisattvas-regardless of good and evil.

Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range-Farewell My Concubine-couldn't help it; Helpless white-necked old woman-talking is a curse.

A dung beetle with a white neck-different; Unusual white cloth enters the dye vat-it can't be washed clearly; Can't be washed clean

Cotton-padded jackets made of white cloth-all made of Chinese cabbage anyway-look good; Does it taste good?

Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field-an absent-minded cabbage stewed with tofu-nobody touches anyone's light.

Stir-fried green onions with Chinese cabbage leaves-add parents (green) and parents (green) as the bride-there are demons among demons.

The fall of white-deceiving the beauty of white-the eloquence of white-misleading myth.

Free meals-ambitious; Bitter and white remarks-misleading myths.

White saw the Monkey King-the original white crane standing in the flock-stand out from the crowd.