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Swallows are meaningless jokes.

The classic quotation is from the old version of Princess Zhu Huan Swallow.

Walking into a room surrounded by walls, I looked up at the mouse and down at the cockroach.

A dog was gnawing at a meat bone in front of the door, and another dog came, both of which broke their heads.

The master's eyes were wide, and he lost half of his punch. Everyone laughed in a big mess and the emperor was silent.

In the street, people stink, pigs stink, shit stink, shit stink, shit stink!

I wish you all a long life and keep a clear head.

Out of the half tone, avenged half an arrow.

A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!

Being exhausted is a trivial matter, but starving to death is a major matter. If you want the first one, it will kill you.

Do things alone! Do things alone!

Insects scream, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak and so on.

From from a pot of wine among the flowers, no seats, no dates (from from a pot of wine among the flowers, I drink alone. No one is with me)

Noodles, ginger, whole children (Myanmar, Xinjiang, Junggar)

The mountain road has passed, there is water, and the willow has blossomed.

Turn strength into paste (anger into peace)

Ladybug (widowed and lonely)

Where to take it from, where to go (take it from the people and return it to the people)

God has laid down tight encirclement, and you can't escape.

Squeak, squeak, squeak (to each other)

Fish is thick and thin (be vividly portrayed)

Happy as a mouse.

New dishes and old dishes, one for two (unique)

Grilled Pig Gege (Princess Zhu Huan).

State-owned dry dragons, no insects in the valley (state-owned dry dragons, prosperity of the country)

When a word is spoken, eight horses are hard to catch! Add nine incense burners! (A word from a gentleman is a promise. )

The emperor made things difficult for the wind and sand, and how hard it was for the princess to recite poems! When the bell echoed in the sand wind, we heard the guitar of the Chinese princess telling her endless sadness.

Savage ten thousand can't beat him, but his sword is like snowflakes and desert! There was not a town for 3,000 miles, and there was nothing but a camp, until the heavy sky joined the vast desert covered with snow.

I heard that Yumen is still covered. I should kill him on the cart! I heard that Yumen was still covered, and soon we put our lives on our light chariots.

If a person drinks water, he will be very cold to spiders.

Spiders will live after they die. (after death)

All five bodies fell to the ground. (throw yourself to the ground)

Wei Zi: "I know he loves you. It's painful. It's painful. I also know that you love him. "

Er Kang said to Wei Zi, "You are hurt, and so am I! You hurt, I hurt more! "

No hooves in front, no roast duck behind. Reading on an empty stomach, I was alone and tears fell.

Pairs of swallows

Bells, drums and radishes (gongs and cymbals)

Satin and Radish (Rob)

Statement 1 Radish (dried radish)

Like a man drinking water-cold spider (cold and warm)

Swallow's menu

The act of cutting, tearing, pulling and twisting the body into many parts.

To pour abuse on.

Bloom on the head

Incise ...

have one's brains dashed out

As cruel as a wolf

Cut sb. to pieces

Lose one's life for some purpose or danger.

Want the first one?

Deadly.

Fish has smoke.

White knife in, red knife out.

Break one's hands and feet, fall apart

The idiom swallow is very interesting.

Don't break your hand (by hook or by crook)

A soldier's cat is birds of a feather.

The sheep sewed the eagle's enclosure (the yang served the yin and violated it)

A bird cursed (a blockbuster)

Meticulous (meticulous)

Once and for all

A bitter promise is worth a thousand dollars.

hundredweight hanging by a hair―be in imminent peril

One word and nine tables (one word and nine tables)

Anxious.

A cold spider (cold and warm)

Little ants and big ants (know what is right)

Pass it on (pass it on by mistake)

Fairy painting (fascinated by painting)

Fish has smoke (and glory)

The stove can be watered.

Ladybug (widowed and lonely)