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What embarrassing things have happened to everyone in the toilet?

I think: there will still be many embarrassing things in the toilet.

Tenth: I went to the wrong toilet! After the college entrance examination, my friend Jie and I visited the campus. Summer vacation is very cold. We come from our small town. We didn't know that the faucet was installed in the toilet. We searched the campus. As a result, we did not find any water. We must drain the water first. Two silly boys looked up and found "male" written on the opposite door. I still say there is no urinal!

Ninth: the nozzle is broken! If the automatic induction nozzle is broken, it will be completely broken. They are worried that it will break and stop like an anti-aircraft gun. They used to think it was a joke. Unexpectedly, this is true! I declare that this is not really peeing my pants!

Eighth: I slipped! Humming a little song, I accidentally stepped on a foot in the next beautiful moment. I consoled that it was mostly water. My pants are wet and my hands are wet.

Seventh: after you call it quits, there is no paper! It is estimated that nine times out of ten I have had this experience. I am really lonely. I hate myself. Have you tried using RMB?

Sixth: there is only a part of toilet paper left! After detoxification, I looked at the paper exposed from the toilet paper roll and pulled it defenseless, only to find that only a part was torn off, and then the paper roll kept turning ... Some people say that a piece of paper can be folded up to 8 times. Now I'm telling you it's true! ! !

Fifth: spray washed my ass! With a splash, the spray begins to splash, but it splashes evenly on the ass, especially the bull's-eye, and suddenly cools down. Therefore, use it before the next use anyway! Come on, come on.

Fourth: garbage piles up like a mountain! Everyone knows that public toilets in some places have poor hygiene. Do you smell it? In particular, the flow of people is very large, and the flushing is also interrupted. Seeing all the pits are like mountains, your stomach can't stand it any more. Keep going up the hill, this one pouts! I want to say tired, can you understand?

Third: something fell into the wetland! Everyone may have the habit of going to the bathroom to look at their mobile phones. After the convenience, you are worried that your mobile phone will fall to the ground, so you put it in your pocket. After getting up, the pocket is still wet and there is no zipper. Three times, all water! Second: the paper is broken! This one? Let's talk about which finger of yours is dirty. Holding out the middle finger really doesn't curse! First: ash!

So I think: a lot of embarrassing things will still happen in the toilet.