The moon is dark and windy.

The moon is dark and windy, killing people and setting fires.

The original words are from Yuan Huai's Record in the Palm: "Ouyang Gong (Ouyang Xiu) and Ren Ling each wrote two sentences, and the offenders were sentenced to more than imprisonment (imprisonment). There is a saying:' coax a widow with a knife and rob a ship in the sea.' A cloud said,' The moon is dark and windy, and the sky is lit. Ou Yun:' The wine sticks to the shirt and the sleeves are heavy, and the flowers press the eaves.' Or ask, answer the cloud:' I only did the above crimes at this time.' "

Later, it was used to describe a sinister environment.

The record of the palm was written by an old man, not a famous surname. After that, there was an afterword written by Sun, the most upright man in China.

Sister-in-law is a classical Chinese banter novel in Yuan Dynasty. Yan Yuan.-You are a masterpiece. The author has another picture: the preaching title of Wanweishan Hall is Song Yuanhuai, and the continuation of the document says: "Yuan Huai is a contemporary." A General History of Xuetao was written by Song and Xing Jushi and edited by Tao. This is the preface from the original volumes "Shuocymbals" and "History of Snow Road Harmony". A roll. In addition to the above-mentioned books, there are Ming edition, ancient and modern Shanghai dialect edition, Qing Daoguang edition, Five Dynasties novels, learning from the sea edition and so on. Jokes of Past Dynasties is a sharp weapon of modern kings, which records all the manuscripts of Snow Wave History, and records the lost articles according to the ancient and modern seas and the original text of Shuoqi, which is relatively complete.

This book records all kinds of funny stories, most of which are about famous officials in the Northern Song Dynasty. According to the author's preface, this book is called Miscellaneous Essays of Various Schools and An Episode of Idle Days, excerpted from various miscellaneous books. But this biography is different, and the source is not noted. Recorded some satire on the world's unscrupulous pursuit of fame and fortune, such as:

Li Zeng Zeng wrote a rhyme poem in Shangguan, in which there is a cloud: "My brother died in the south of the Yangtze River and my brother died in the north." Shangguan sympathized with him and said, "I didn't mean to make your family miserable, but it was so serious!" " Yan Ting suddenly explained to himself: "There is no such thing, but the picture is nice." Shangguan accepted it with a smile.

In order to be an official, I did not hesitate to fabricate shocking events. Others use jokes to ridicule the incompetence and filth of officials. Such as "the thief's poem":

The pirates in Fujian were called Zheng Guang, and then they went down to make up the position. Poems written by the same officials. Guang Yue said, "Don't ask the civilian military attache, it's always so-so. Officials are officials and thieves, and Zheng Guang is a thief and an official. "

This Zheng Guang doesn't shy away from his background as a thief. He wrote a poem saying that officials and thieves are always so-so, which is really quick to talk. More are all kinds of daily banter stories. If you write that Shi fell to the ground because of a Ma Zhen, others will think that he will be furious, but he only said to the rider, "I am a bachelor of stone, but if I am a bachelor of tile, wouldn't it be broken?" Writing about his style is ironic. Another example is as follows:

When Shen Kuo was taking a bath in China, Gong Liu's father suddenly cried. "Being poor in China is enough." When asked by the public, the cloud said, "If you die, you will be surrounded by pots."

Liu Ban, the father of Gong Liu, was a very knowledgeable and joking figure in the Northern Song Dynasty. "Death makes a pot into a box" is the original saying in ancient books. When Liu Ban saw Shen Kuo in the shower, he immediately played with him with old sentences. His humorous personality and the use of classics can be seen.