20 18 new year's funny and humorous greeting cards photo album

20 18 new year's funny and humorous greeting cards photo album

1, people are happy; Not to get more, but to care less; Wealth is not a lifelong friend: a friend is a lifelong wealth. It's good to know excellent you! I wish you success in your work, good health and a happy family in the new year.

2. I miss you deeply every day; With the passage of time, I can't stop my sincere feelings for you; Time can make you and me look beautiful, and the deep friendship will never change and remain in our hearts. Happy new year.

Turn over the last page of the calendar, and in the new year, blessings will never stop. I wish you a happy year, a peaceful season, healthy months, beautiful weeks, happy every day, always happy, smile every second, happy New Year, my friend.

4. The sun rises, the moon sets, the calendar turns over, and the day passes; With the sound of bells and firecrackers, a year passed. Years are long, thank you for getting along in the past; Be in a hurry and cherish tomorrow's journey. Happy new year!

5, the sun and the moon deeply welcome the New Year, and the mountains and rivers celebrate the New Year unimpeded; Plum blossoms in the snow and frost in the snow, missing words in dreams; A bundle of happiness is accompanied by winter snow, and it is very lucky to be caught by spring rain. Every success is what you want and you can enjoy all kinds of happiness.

6. Let peace ride in the driveway of happiness, happiness hugs you, difficulties look at you with new eyes, troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, so that good luck will take special care of you and happiness will always smile at you. I wish you a happy New Year!

7. Let happiness stun you; Let blessings surround you; Let good luck pick you up; Let happiness cover you; Let health leave you; Let the god of wealth follow you; Let the blessing stick to you. Let all the wonderful moments belong to you! Happy new year!

8. Let the joy of the New Year drive away the fatigue of life and let the soul revel in the festive atmosphere; May the rest of the holiday bring you energy, and may you have confidence in going to work after the holiday! I wish you a beautiful life and smooth work!

9. Hot jiaozi is the most touching warmth in winter solstice; The white earth is the warmest romance of Christmas; Happy smiling face is the happiest reunion in the New Year. The "three festivals" are coming. Wish you a happy holiday.

10, passing by in the stream of people is a ten-year fate, a hundred-year eye contact, a thousand-year communication, a thousand-year friend, and a thousand-year blessing! Wish: Happy New Year.

1 1. Life needs no rehearsal, and the days are equally wonderful. The mood will be carefree, shouting away depression; Enjoy life, eat, drink and be merry, how free and easy and heroic; Text messages come uninvited. The new year is coming, you must be happy!

12, life is in a hurry, the days are in a hurry, and the fate is faint. Although the connection is intermittent, the memory is minute by minute. My blessing is forever and ever, my friend, it's freezing in cold weather and cold in wind, so put on more clothes to keep warm! Happy new year!

13, sunshine is full of purple smoke in the New Year. Looking around, happiness hangs ahead, and it flies down thousands of feet. Suspected happiness fell for nine days. Looking at health and safety horizontally, I am lucky in the distance. I don't know the true face of the New Year, just because I haven't received my news. Happy new year!

14, if you often feel happy, it means that you are tolerant of life; You often receive my short messages, which shows that you have a very important position in my heart! The new year is coming, I wish: smile and be happy for one second! Happy new year!

15, the imperial edict came to Fengtian, carrying the imperial edict: during the Spring Festival, the climate is changeable, hot and cold. This decree is hereby promulgated. Aiqing should be kind to herself, wear more clothes to keep warm, avoid catching a cold, keep a happy mood at any time and resist breaking up! I admire that.

16, give you a bowl of honey, add some sugar to it, and finally add salt. Parting is salty, meeting is sweet, and finally you know everything is happy!

17, my Year of the Monkey wish: From now on, you are only allowed to love me, spoil me, don't lie to me, do everything you promise me, and be sincere in everything you say to me.

18, I wish you a new year: yes man is the most beautiful when you are away from home. You are the king of the world, you are better than Qin Shihuang; Everyone likes your market. People who eat meat drink soup and the money goes directly into their pockets.

19, if a person falls into the same pit every day, it must be a very unlucky thing; But if a person receives a short message from a friend every day, it must be the happiest thing: remember to invite me to dinner during the New Year!

20. If "Happy New Year" is not enough to express my deep blessing, I intend to send you another ellipsis, which contains all the meanings that can't be expressed literally, and everything is self-evident. Happy new year.

2 1, the three sections are connected. jiaozi, Christmas hat and New Year's wishes are all promised in advance from winter to morning. Just after the winter solstice, romantic Christmas is coming again. On the occasion of the festival, I wish you good luck, romance and eternal happiness!

22. I wish you to be handsome, be a lady, be smart, be lucky, get rid of troubles, get rich, work hard, be happy, be bitter, be happy, cry less, laugh more and be filial, just wish you a little ... haha!

23. The unit is like a big tree full of monkeys. Looking up is full of ass, looking down is full of smiling faces, and looking left and right is full of eyes and ears. The Year of the Monkey has arrived. I wish you two more branches, more smiling faces and less ass.

24. Golden monkey's self-evaluation: stronger than mice, stronger than cows, fiercer than tigers, stronger than rabbits, more respectful than dragons, more powerful than snakes, more diligent than chickens, more loyal than dogs, fatter than pigs and more refined than monkeys.

25. In the Year of the Monkey, I will send you five monkeys: smart and secretive as a macaque, healthy and happy as a horse monkey, rich and carefree as a golden monkey, carefree as an ape and smart as a monkey.

26. It is easier to get along with others if you look at the problem from another standpoint; Thinking from another angle makes it easier to untie the knot; It is easier to face gains and losses with different mentality; It's easier to find happiness by living in another way! Have a happy day!

27. Every door faces a green hill. Every window faces the starry sky. Open your heart and make your faith firm. Open your heart window and face the starry sky calmly. Let go of yourself and enjoy the wind and clouds.

28. Touching is a warm feeling, gratitude is a warm feeling, emotion is a warm feeling, sensibility is a feeling of freedom, feeling is an emotional infection, gratitude is a life statement, and gratitude is a feeling of happiness. Be grateful for life and enjoy happiness!

29. Make the audience happy and play; Do it if you are happy with your husband; Make your wife happy and cook; Make colleagues happy and be the host; Coax leaders to be happy and do things; Coax yourself to be happy and dream; Let everyone be happy and be RMB!

30, little girl, give uncle a smile, don't laugh, uncle will give you a smile; It is not enough for you to have friends far away; Confucius said that all good cabbages were arched by pigs; I'm 400 points short of going to college.

3 1, giving up is not necessarily cowardly, sometimes it is wise; Persistence is not necessarily brave, but sometimes it is blind; Losing is not necessarily a pain, but it may be easy. Having is not necessarily a happiness, but a burden.

32. "Peng" has two "moons", one represents the moon and the other represents the shadow of the moon, so friends are inseparable; There is a "you" in "friends", which represents one friend after another, so the more friends, the better.

33. The lost years are the territory of life, and the happy mood is territorial integrity. The territory of life is shrinking every day; Only by staying happy can we have a complete life. Life is not to expand territory, but to find happiness!

The God of Wealth asked me to tell you that you should be kind to people, especially to the person who sent you this message. Always make this person happy. Invite this man to dinner and give him a big gift. The God of Wealth will take care of you.

35. Lovers should be gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues should be diligent and have no temper, and friends should have a snot. Wipe your nose quickly and have a clean New Year.

I wish you a new year: yes man, you are the most beautiful when you are away from home. You are the king of the world, you are better than Qin Shihuang; Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink their own soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets.

I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your ass is burning hot, you are still whistling and bubbling happily! I wish you a happy new year and all your wishes come true! Hey!

38, buy a lotus root, buy a butterfly, love can not pull oil, love Mise oil? Whoops, Happy Cow! Purpose: harassment? Method: mass mailing? Meaning: In order to squander the information in the last month of the dying year and several years later, death cannot be moved cheaply. Remarks: As the New Year is approaching, I wish you endless free text messages in advance.

The sea is full of water, spiders are full of legs, and peppers are really hot. I don't regret chatting with you. I wish you all the best.

40. Smile from ear to ear every day. Layoffs are like spring water. Count the money until your mouth is watering. Haha, stop laughing and wipe your mouth! Happy new year!

4 1, woke up in the morning and found a dead mosquito lying on the pillow, which read a suicide note: I struggled all night, but I failed to pierce your face. This makes me ashamed to live in the world, ah! Please forgive him! I killed myself! Happy new year! It's cold, pay attention to your health!

42. Don't move! Fight, fight, fight, rob, rob, understand? Take out your sorrow, hand over your sorrow, take out your troubles, put down your sorrow, and pack up the past and the past for me, leaving only mine. Blessing: Happy New Year!

43. The New Year is coming. For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, and to show our love for Chairman Mao, please reduce the purchase of traditional greeting cards. You can fill in the congratulatory message on the RMB printed with Chairman Mao and send it to me. I like red!

44. When you stand on the balcony, enjoying the drizzle and thinking about the rough year, your face is wet. Is it rain or tears? Look up! Look up at the sky! Shit! Whose underwear is dripping! Good luck in the new year!

45. I still remember being honest when I was in kindergarten: I was fined three yuan for urinating once, five yuan for urinating twice and seven yuan for urinating three times. I was just about to ask how much the monthly subscription is, but you firmly said, teacher, I want to get an annual card for the Year of the Rabbit! Happy new year!

46. Happy New Year (although this short message is only four words, it deeply expresses the sender's blessing and touch, which can be described as concise, short and capable. In addition, the ending is an exclamation point, which is far-reaching and natural. It is really the best in short messages, and it was sent before the New Year, which further embodies the sender's unpretentious quality, hard work style, unity and friendship spirit and advanced way of thinking! )

47. How did you turn off your phone when I called you last night? I don't know how many times I called you. I was so worried! Do you know how worried I am about you? It's almost Chinese New Year, so it's time to kill pigs. What a long mind! Don't just sleep, hide!

48. I am poor and can't afford many roses. My money can only buy a cactus, but I am very romantic. Now I come to you with a fallen cactus and summon up courage to say those three words to you: sit on it! I wish you, covered with thorns, a brave March in the new year.

49. Blow peach blossom red, willow green, blow away the accumulated fatigue in your heart, wake up frogs, blow back swallows, and blow away the happy mood. In spring, I wish you health and safety.

50. I have feelings for no reason, have money but no feelings, have the right to have no money, and have no power with my heart. And I, a friend with only a "heart", sincerely wish you a good drink and good health!

5 1, have a little tea and wine, and get together with good friends. Speak in a small tone, play cards and mahjong. The TV and movies are playing and living a romantic life. Have a good life. I wish you a happy life.

52. I am willing to become a thief, steal your true feelings, put them in a romantic heart and fight with my life. Even if there is only one bowl of porridge, I will put it in your hand. It's not enough to love you in this life! Hey! Are you moved?

53, a short message, you don't underestimate, the magic has been applied, and the spell is hard to disappear: open, happy; Reading, worrying, running; Smile, happiness and firmness; Forward, beautiful. Good luck!

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55. I miss everything you think. Garlic is considered an onion. I forgot to use my pedal when riding a bike, and I also paid back the 100 yuan I just found. I think you're almost finished, and everyone finds it difficult. Zhao Benshan as Sun Nan, RMB as dollars. I can't think what you think. I have no style in clothes. I can't have feelings for anyone. My heart has stopped beating. Dear, I miss you so much, please reply to me as soon as possible!

56. The flowers are beautiful and fragrant, and they are blooming. Kind words are touched by true feelings, and words are affectionate. Versatile and happy, the more the better. Come often, bless often and communicate often. Don't forget to keep in touch!

57. Keep your blessings in your mouth so as not to be blown away by the wind; Write your blessings on paper for fear of being diluted by rain; Carve the blessing on the ground for fear of being trampled by pedestrians; Think about it, or send it to your mobile phone. May happiness always accompany you! send one's regards to

58. Send you a wishing tree: full of pistachios, melons, auspicious plums, warm plums, happy peaches and rich dates, reflecting your good fortune in a year!

59. If you wish me happiness, I wish you happiness; You wish me happiness, and I wish you happiness; You wish me health and I wish you happiness; You wish me luck and I wish you happiness; You wish me prosperity and I wish you happiness; You wish me peace and I wish you happiness; Are you a little bored now, and then you want to throw away your mobile phone! Look, I have long known that unhappiness has serious consequences!

60. People have lived all their lives. Don't be too cold in winter, too hot in summer, don't pretend to be poor if you have money, and don't show off if you have no money. Laughing is better than frowning. Friends often remember, happy life!

6 1, I wish my life is getting better and better, my age is getting smaller and smaller, and my economy will go up again. The villa is full of diamonds and jewels, showing off in a BMW, making money like mowing grass, feeling like a thief, proud to have friends like you!