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Looking for a funny way to get rid of the bride and groom?
Stick a black watermelon seed under the groom's nose (you can dip it in toothpaste). This is a Japanese beard. Cover your head with a towel, and the sides hang down to your ears. Then put garbage on his head, so that he will be moved into a Japanese devil with a broom in his hand as a gun. Tell the groom to take the "gun" to find the flower girl, that is, the bride. Before entering the room, he should shake the gun from side to side and shake his mouth a few times.
There's one left for last. Let the groom kneel in front of the bride, holding flowers in his hand, and make a vow of 18 in front of all the new houses. For example, I will do all the housework, I will take care of the children, and all the wages will be paid. If the groom speaks slowly, the people in the bridal chamber will hit him in the back with chopsticks (be gentle, haha, my friend's shoulders and back are red at the wedding)
Of course, there are many more, but I think these two are very interesting, and then we will see if the people who make trouble in the bridal chamber will make trouble. If they are not active, it is difficult to make fun of them.
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