English jokes for the first grade: English jokes

Jokes are an important channel to relieve stress and mood after work and study. Jokes can treat depression. Depression is usually caused by psychological disorder, and your heart is blocked. See joke: Laugh often and get well. I carefully collected first-grade English jokes for everyone to enjoy and learn!

English Jokes Level 1 1

What kind of bird do you like best?

In class, the teacher showed pictures of various birds.

In class, the teacher is showing pictures of all kinds of birds.

Then he asked, "Jack, what kind of bird do you like best?"

Then he asked, "Jack, what kind of bird do you like best?"

Jack replied, "fried chicken, sir."

Jack replied, "teacher, fried chicken."

Grade one and grade two English jokes

Three whistles

I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday.

I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday.

But when the jewelry business quoted the price of a piece of jewelry we liked, I let out a long low whistle.

But when the jeweler quoted the price of our favorite necklace, I gave a long whistle in a low voice.

"So what are their prices?" I asked, pointing to another tray.

How much is this necklace? I asked, pointing to the necklace in another plate.

"You, sir," replied the jeweler, "about three whistles."

For you, sir? Replied the jeweler? Worth about three whistles?

Grade one, grade three English jokes

Three competing shopkeepers rented adjacent shops in a shopping mall. Observers are waiting for disaster.

Three competing shopkeepers rented adjacent shops in a commercial street. The onlookers are waiting to see the performance.

The retailer on the right put up a huge sign that said, "Great sale!" " And "super bargain!"

The retailer on the right put up a huge signboard that read:? Big sale! ? Very cheap! ?

The store on the left put up a bigger sign, announcing "great sale!" And "amazing discount!"

The shop on the left put up a bigger sign that read:? Bargain! ? Great discount! ?

The shopkeeper in the middle then prepared a big sign that simply said, "Entrance".

The businessman in the middle then prepared a big sign that simply said:? Entrance? .