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What’s the story about “3 sentences to get a man to spend 180,000 for me”?

Hello everyone, I am a prince. I often see some interesting and absurd news on the Internet. They are all very funny materials, so I made a decision that went against my ancestors and made them. This "Funny Facts" series.

Recently, on the Internet, you must have seen this wild emotional expert teaching you various ways to deal with the opposite sex.

These wild lecturers use this non-startling and non-stop deception method to attract others' attention.

Then he began to introduce his "successful experience" nonstop.

Number of people use the same copywriting, and I can’t even find the source.

Because this kind of rhetoric is brainless and brainwashing, it has been ridiculed by young people, and a wave of word-making and sentence-making competitions have been launched in the comment area.

Netizens were so funny. They watched the video for 3 minutes and read the comments for 18 hours.

In order to check the information of these three sentences, I spent 18M of traffic. I can’t justify not liking it.

In addition, you can take a look.

How many jokes can be created with such a simple sentence.

Feel the power of the humorous technique of "reversing word order".

By the way, let’s take a look at the associative abilities of netizens and expand their ideas.

The bottom of the article summarizes some spoof videos by netizens. Of course, if you watch this meme too much, you will feel bored, so just feel free to experience it.

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Comment 1: (Used) 180,000 yuan, and asked the woman to give me 18,000 yuan.

In this case, it may be that the girl gave the money but did not give it away

Comment 2: I spent 18,000 yuan and asked the woman to tell me. 3 sentences

With all due respect, the respondent is a disgrace to men.

Typical spare tire: Dog licking is the king of dog licking.

Are these three sentences from the girl:

"You are a good person"

"We are not suitable"

"You can find Better”

Comment 3: 18W words, let a woman spend 3 yuan for me

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I think the begging industry is not Suitable for you.

If that doesn’t work, try finding a job in an electronics factory through connections.

Comment 4: I said 3 sentences and spent 180,000 to become a woman

A very direct and lewd comment,

There is something special about it The beauty of walking alone.

Be brave and be yourself, I support you.

After transitioning, remember to be nice to your roommates first.

Comment 5: 180,000 women, I gave three yuan

I don’t believe it, Jia Yueting can’t even brag about it like you.

Besides, 180,000 women,

Can your body bear it?

Comment 6: I spent 3 yuan to live 180,000 years

What currency are these three yuan in?

Are you afraid of Bitcoin? It won’t last 180,000 years.

It is recommended to provide a tutorial.

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Comment 7: Three sentences made the man beat up. I have been with 18w

This situation is more reasonable, I believe it.

Comment 8: In 3 sentences, let the woman burn 18W for me

It’s too small, the pattern is too small,

The smallest banknote in the bank of the underworld is one million.

180,000 yuan in the underworld is probably not enough to buy a meat bun.

Comment 9: In three seconds, you robbed a girl of 180,000 yuan

Is it you in One Piece?

Comment 10: In 18 sentences, you stole 30,000 women Don't talk to me:

Not bad, better than "Three sentences to stop 180,000 women from talking to me".

Comment 11: Her three words made me wait for eighteen years

This is worse than the brother who spent 180,000 yuan

Comment 12: Three sentences to ask a woman to chop me eighteen times

I am Zha Zhahui,

If you are a woman, come and chop me,

Yes, it’s Pinduoduo .

Comment 13: In three sentences, 180,000 men turned into women

This is good,

The situation in our country is that there are more men than women,

It's up to you to save me.

Comment 14: Spend 180,000 and say three words to buy a woman

You can call the police.

Do you feel that the law has nothing to do with you? Binding.

Comment 15: 180,000, let three dollars speak

I believe that money can make all the difference

Comment 16: Three sentences , let the woman listen to what I said three sentences

I was enlightened,

It was really like listening to what you said,

It was like listening to what you said.

If your words are of some use,

they are not useless at all.

Comment 17: In three sentences, if I anger a woman and make her hit me, I will apologize. 180,000

Brothers, here is the way to get rich.

Don’t blame me for not telling you.

Comment 18: Three sentences about a woman? Let me spend 180,000 for her. I am a male mentor who is good at spending money on women

You better stop talking.

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We can do this too

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Comment 19: I gave a woman 180,000 yuan and I had three seconds

Everyone who understands understands it

Comment 20: Three punches made a man spend 180,000 on my medical expenses. I am a female lecturer who is good at blackmailing people

This irony is spot on

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Comment 21: In 2018, the girl only said three sentences to me

It’s so tragic,

The man was silent after hearing this,

Women will cry after listening to it,

Children will wet the bed after listening to it,

Old people will become paralyzed after listening to it.

Comment 22: Three bananas made the monkey say 3 sentences to me

Your imagination is really wide open

Comment 23:

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Three sentences to make a woman spend 180,000 for me

Want a landlord

Super double

Bright card

This The most reasonable, three sentences,

I gave the woman 180,000 Happy Beans.

Comment 24:

Three sentences to get a man to spend 1.8 million for me

1. I shouldn’t give away your two diamonds

2. The shrimp and pig heart is what I said

3. It would be great if we invited you to the Hongmen Banquet

No, I will pay 1.8 million!

The more you pay, the more you earn

After the deal is completed, the 1.8 million will be paid back in full,

We will divide the money between the two major families

Comment 25:

Three sentences to make a man spend 180,000 for me

1. Hello, this is the central hospital

2. You Dad is in the ICU

3. If you don’t pay, it’s reasonable to have the tube extubated in the afternoon, and you still have to pay.

Comment 26:

Miss, I want to withdraw money

18w

Thank you

ok, In three sentences, I asked a beautiful woman to give me 180,000

Sorry, the balance is insufficient

Comment 27: In three sentences, I asked a man to spend 180,000 for me:

Your son is in my hands

A ransom of 180,000 yuan

If you dare to call the police, you will be killed

A jail sentence tip every day