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What interesting things did you encounter during your stay on campus?
At that time, a classmate in their college was from Beijing. As for why a Beijinger came to a normal school in the capital city of Northeast China to attend a junior college, it is still an unsolved mystery. At that time, I heard from my roommate that this girl was very strange, well, it can be said that it was a bit strange.
I never take a shower. Maybe I can't stand the style of the northeast bathhouse without compartments? They all take a bath in the toilet with small pots. As for whether a pot of water can wash the whole body, no one can understand.
Something happened to such a person. One weekend night, my roommate MengMeng and I were in the dormitory. At about 1 1 p.m., the lights have gone out. When we were lying in the dormitory chatting, we heard a knock at the door in the corridor, and we were getting closer and closer to ourselves.
We're scared. We didn't want to open the door at first, but people outside kept knocking at the door, so we had to bite the bullet and open the door. Then we saw the wonderful students in their class, carrying two empty hangers and saying to us, "Did my classmates see my underwear hanging on the hangers?" We were scared to cry, okay? At night, a girl asked you this with an empty hanger at the door, asking if you were afraid.
We waited for a while and shook our heads. This great girl didn't stay, so she went to the dormitory next door and knocked on the door. We stood at the door and watched him wake up one bedroom door after another, and then left one after another like us.
It was not until deep in our dormitory that I heard the voice of abuse. The reason is that there is a classmate with a bad heart in that dormitory. Her loud knock at the door scared the students inside into a heart attack. Fortunately, there is nothing serious, but even so, it has not stopped the continuous beating.
She knocked on the door of the whole floor and asked everyone before returning to the dormitory. Later, I learned that she was not a prank, but lost her underwear, so I took an empty hanger to find it. ...
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