Ma Sanli has a cross talk about three brothers

Oil poetry

Ma Sanli

Let me tell you a joke. The traditional joke I am telling is a traditional joke I learned when I was young and an apprentice. I haven’t told it in many years. Let me tell you a traditional joke.

It is said that in the Qing Dynasty, people who were studying in those days had to go to Beijing to take the exam, regardless of whether they were candidates or scholars. Scholars must be successful in the examination, and only after being successful can they go to Beijing to take the examination. There are four brothers like this, and these brothers have four goals. They are all willing to pass the imperial examination. After being elected, they can enter Beijing. It would be great if they can be a Jinshi. All of them are talented people. My brothers have different temperaments. There are four brothers. The eldest brother has a good temperament, and he will be round as he goes. The second brother is upright and upright. The third brother is a bit, um, a bit evil, hey, lazy and greedy. The fourth brother is Yeah, a little bit, silly, silly, do you think it's really silly? No, can a fool still study? Can you still be knowledgeable? ——Slow to speak, noble people are slow to speak, old people like to talk too little. The four brothers have different opinions, and the third child is unwilling to take the fourth child there.

"Brother, second brother, our trip to Beijing——, the cost of food, accommodation and food along the way is not small. Let's bring one more person, but the chewing will be quite big. Let's...he ...Don't go."

The second brother is facing him, this man is upright. "Why don't you let him go? Go, everyone has to go. One person is lucky and can carry a full house. All four of us will go."

"Hey, it's a waste of our public funds..."

"You can't win, but he might be able to win. He has good fortune and is stupid. If you call him stupid, he is blessed."

"Okay, okay! Fools are blessed, fools People are blessed, hey, let's go for the exam, it's not about whether we are blessed or not, we have to rely on our knowledge. Can we take the exam now? Brother, let's write a few poems and we can't tell. Come on...like this...what do you want to bring him for?"

"Okay, let's talk,"

"Brother, what do you think?" The eldest brother has a casual personality. If it is square, it must be round. "Okay, okay, done, done."

"Let me say this, let's write a limerick, and each person will say it."

"Okay, who says it first?"

"Then let me talk first. Let me say: four brothers run to the capital. Seven words, four brothers run to the capital, limerick, if it is enough, it will be fine, limerick."

Two Brother said, "Okay, let me tell you, get up early and go to bed late for fame. How about me?"

"Okay, okay."

"Third brother, it's yours. ."

The third child held back his anger and said, "Oh, let me tell you - I hope all four of them will win." This is a disgusting statement.

(Holding the finger to the fourth child) "It's yours."

The fourth child doesn't like to talk at all, but because of this squeeze, he was stunned for a long time and couldn't say anything (shaking his head, suffocated).

"Tell me, what's going on?"

"Well, well, life."

"What else?"

"It's over ."

"How about it? I said no! Forget it, don't go."

The second brother said, "Hey. , OK, you are good, simplicity is for the sake of clarity. You said that you hope that all four of you will win, but you will not be lucky."

"This is..., it's just a word...Okay, okay, let's go, let's go."

Let's walk, stay overnight in the morning, eat and drink when you are hungry, rush to the capital Bar.

"Let's talk along the way, let's relieve our boredom." Okay.

Said "I can see a village from a distance," the eldest brother said casually, "I can see a village from a distance," and the second master followed him, "In the morning, the people are hiding inside. You——" Third said: "I don't know about King Zhang and Li Zhao. (To the fourth child) It's yours." (The fourth child shakes his head) "Ask."

"What's wrong?"

"It's over ."

"Second brother, take a look, take a look! Another word, is it called simplicity?"

"That's right! I don’t know about Zhang Wang and Li Zhao. Which village should I ask? "Wangjiacun, Liujiazhuang?"

Hey! It's really good, it can really liberate him. As I was standing here, by chance, a funeral director came. It was a simple funeral, and Qin Luo was not the deacon (unintelligible). There were only eight people carrying a coffin.

Hey, the eldest brother took a look and saw a piece of wood from a distance.

"

The second brother took a look and said, "Ah, someone who is waiting can carry it." "

Yes. The third child, "carry it in the wilderness. Listen to you——".

"Bury. "

Oh..." The third child said, "I know you said buried." The coffin that was taken away must not be brought back again. ”

It’s time for dinner in the evening, and I stay in a hotel to eat. At that time, when I stayed in a hotel, there was a fence hanging at the door of the store. What does hanging a fence mean? It means taking care of the food. You have to pay for the food yourself. I like to do it. There are pots, pans, and stoves. What should we eat? Come on, let’s make some dumplings. Hey, that’s too much trouble for everyone! Let’s make a mess, the four of us will work together. Yes, everyone will make a mess, and making dumplings will be troublesome.

The eldest brother said, “Well, I’ll buy them. When I buy things, I live them. "Okay.

Second brother, second brother: "I'll take care of the cooking. "Okay.

The third child, the third child: "I'll light the fire and I'll fish it out. Your—(to the fourth child). "

(Fourth child) Me:..."Eat. ”

“Eat is not a word!” ! Okay, fourth brother, you have good fortune. Second brother said you have good fortune. Blessed. Don't move, just sit there, waiting to eat, everything will collapse. "My heart said I want you to eat enough, that's weird!" "Wait, wait and eat." ".........

I've been busy with the dumplings, and took them out in a big basin. Put them here, come on, oh, tsk, tsk, it's not easy, but they're done. Pick up the chopsticks, come on Well...

The third child said, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Don't move yet, don't move yet. "

"What, why - don't move? ”

“Aren’t we talking about poetry in the aisle? When we eat dumplings, we also have to talk about poems and articles. According to poetry, as many words as you speak, you eat as much as you want. Say a few words and eat a few. If you say seven words, you will get seven. If you don't say enough words, you will be counted as words. "

When the second brother heard this, he understood and said to himself, "Huh, Third Brother, you are really ruined. Old Fourth Brother just said one word. What should I do? If you don't follow him, you will get angry and start fighting." , don’t eat the dumplings. Just follow him. Anyway, he won’t be full, I will let the fourth child eat. "

"Oh," said the eldest brother, "This is too troublesome. When we eat and eat dumplings, look at this bowl, it has become cold after a while..."

"No. You have to rely on me and my ideas. When you come up with ideas and poems in the hallway, you go ahead and say it, starting from your place, one sentence per person. ”

Big brother: “There are no words.” What's this? "

"You say whatever you want. Anyway, it’s just casual, say whatever you see. Just one sentence is enough. "

Oh... Brother, let's think of something to say. I looked up and saw a swallow's nest on the roof. "Hey... (pause) I looked up and saw a swallow's nest. How about it? How about it? Is that okay? "

The third child said: "Okay, this one, (counting fingers) raise your head and see, see, a swallow's nest. Seven words. Take the small plate and dial it out for him. Seven are dialed out. Dial him seven. (Pull the dumplings, ready), Second brother, is it yours? "

The second brother said, "There are eight or nine in Xiaoyan. "(Counting on fingers) Xiao, Yan, Li, Mian, eight, nine, ones." You come to seven (dumplings), seven, according to the number of words, you can eat as many as you say. "

"Listen to me: Hmm...sigh..." the third child said in his heart, (touching his mouth with a bad intention) I will do a "big swallow eats and returns to its nest", he will definitely get it Say "Hello". Ah, he said "Hello", "Okay!" Listen to me, (slowly and with gestures) Dayan eats and returns to the nest. Come on, let me bring you seven, (pull the dumplings) big, swallow, fight, eat, return, nest, and another big one, turn. Oh, okay, how fragrant it is! Alas, knowledge! Eat as much as you say, I don’t have this knowledge, hum, I’m sorry, eat less. So delicious! ! "

The boss said, eat yours quickly... (the third child), you don't care about me! You said, I can't finish it even after you finish it. My heart said, how long can you eat alone...

The fourth child stood up and opened his mouth like this, but before the word "Hello" came out, the second brother said, "What's the matter?" ! Hello? ”

“Yeah. "

"Huh? Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid? Um? Eat as many as you say, you don’t know, didn’t they explain it clearly? Say seven, eat seven, you feed, one. Feed first and eat two; feed later and eat two; feed again and eat four. Ah, eat four by four and feel full quickly. You say one thing, say it seven times, and there are already seventy-seven and forty-nine people, but you are only seven.

When will you be full? "

"Then what more should I say? "

"You have to speak more, even if you say seven words, you will get seven. "

"Then...you...what did you say...? "I didn't hear you!" ! (Sad and heartbroken) The eldest brother said he looked up and saw a bird's nest. I said there were eight or nine small swallows in it. The third brother said the big swallow returned to the nest after eating, and it's yours. "(Pause)

"Let me tell Dayan:"

"Hey! ! OK! You come too (seven). "

"I...um...this...isn't over yet..."

"It's not over yet? Then you're done. ”

“Let me tell you about the big swallow: The big swallow leaves its nest early in the morning, spreads its wings and moves forward, flying over the peach blossom shop in Sanli and over the apricot blossom slope in Wuli. There is fine wine in front of the peach blossom shop. There are many beauties in front of the Xinghua Slope. After finally getting enough food, Dayan returned to her nest. Dayan just entered the nest, Xiaoyan smiled at the sight, and called her mother. Listen to the call, "Mom, you are beating the food outside. I was hungry and wandered around for more than a long time. Dayan didn't neglect it when he saw me. He fed me." Feed this, feed that, feed that, feed this, feed this, feed (that)..." (Interruption) The third child said, "The dumplings are all yours! ! ”