Funny jokes on the plane

1, Tang priest went to travel by plane, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.

So, the Tang Priest said, let's answer the question, and jump if we can't answer it.

Tang Priest: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Priest: OK, here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?

Friar Sand: One.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question.

Tang Priest: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

....

Bajie jumped down.

Before long, the four of them flew to travel again. They crashed on the way and there were still only three parachutes.

They went on answering questions.

Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Priest: OK. Here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the Liberation War?

Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?

..... Bajie had to jump again.

2、

One day, the Tang Priest and his disciples flew again. The plane has another emergency failure and is about to fall.

There were only three parachutes on the plane, and the Tang Priest said, "Bajie ..."

Pig jumped up at once. ......

3、

One day, the Tang Priest and his disciples flew again. The plane has another emergency failure and is about to fall.

"Pig ..." said the Tang Priest.

Pig jumped up. ...

Tang Priest shouted at the bottom of the plane, "Bajie! I want to tell you that we have four parachutes this time. "

4、

One day, the Tang Priest and his disciples flew again. The plane will crash again.

There are still only three parachutes on the plane. Pig said, "Master, how many hairs do I have?"

The Tang Priest was shocked, and Pig kicked him away and said, "Fuck! I know you can't answer. "