Make people laugh. Tell me something interesting about cold weather.

1, don't be ridiculous if I like you! It's so cold that I'm going crazy.

2, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

3. I don't reply to your message. I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

5, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

6. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

7. I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at a high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

8. The weather is very cold. Put on more clothes. If you are ill, I will feel distressed. To someone I care about.

9. The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.

10, there is a yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a cold called forgetting to wear long pants.

1 1. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

12, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

13, it's cold. Can you lend me a hug?

14, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

15, don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please call me Alipay to add clothes when you have money. Funny lines in classic cross talk performances.

The lines that make people laugh in the classic cross talk performance (I) 1. Take our brother (Angela Yu Chien) for example, and this program will be performed for everyone. This is also a little brother.

2. That's a good name.

What happened when you were caught? I can see it. Why do I have to watch it? Look at the English newspaper.

I eat for free outside.

5. Mr. Yu's family has been rich for generations, and his great-grandfather used to be a second-class scissorhand in the former Qing Dynasty.

6. Is it interesting? ! Mr. Wang is not afraid of anything!

7. Thank you, thank you. Come on, come on, always spend money, which makes me particularly embarrassed. Really?

8. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We're too embarrassed for ghosts.

9. Don't leave after the party. I'll treat you to dinner, and whoever goes will pay.

10. The old monk walked away on purpose.

1 1. Yu Qian, look! This girl, this temperament, this expression. ...

12. He is much hungrier than me. Look at that. You see, I followed the boss. The boss thinks I am the reception unit, and the reception unit thinks I am the boss. I walked into the banquet hall with my boss and waved frequently. The next day, the picture of me waving was also in the newspaper.

What should I do? I told you three times. Big iron bar hospital, surgery today, work tomorrow.

14. Hello! Tell me how to get to the green home.

15. I am from Sanming. I don't know the way here for the first time. Can you tell me how to get to the green home?

16. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear inside.

17. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

18. And this drunk. And this gambler. What about gambling? This is not good.

19. Sometimes, when Zheng Hao's wife comes home, Zheng Hao is not at home, and her husband and father are at home. "Father, where is Ding?"

20. That lock is opened with a noodle, and a pack of instant noodles can open a community.

2 1. There is a dairy factory in Xianyang. The cows are in a bad mood and can't milk. Alas, the factory director is worried that cows can't milk and reduce production. What about income? How to explain to the leader? I quickly transferred a helicopter from Xianyang airport to meet me at Xidian.

22. You really want to save face, so when and in which karaoke bar did you "sing"?

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

I want to kill myself. I'm going to jump off a building. I have studied this kind of jump. The second floor is different from the twentieth floor. There are "pa" and "ah" on the second floor and "ah-"and "pa" on the twentieth floor.

25. Eat steak instead of beef. I like onions. Put more onions!

26. (Chorus) He bullied his mother's mourning ethics, and his brother tried to throw away this rule. There are many old people.

27. Old man, wow, old man, come out of the shampoo room. Have you been energetic since then? !

28. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

30. Hahahaha, where to eat?

3 1. I had a good meal at noon yesterday. Boy, this bottle of wine is worth a cow. A table of banquets can build a building. Wow, everyone is going to eat. I shouted, "No, run, wow, the TV station is going to be exposed."

32. Play mahjong. It's just a mahjong card. Should be calm, a waste of brain!

33. When people came out, they had white hats and black shoes. This hand was holding a hat. Where did it go?

34. That depends on how happy you are. Snow, 500 yuan. When you make a sound, give a thousand; Open your mouth and give it1500; I see the tonsils. This is two thousand. The greater the happiness, the more you pay. Will you be happy?

35. Grab this card. If it is tied, don't throw it on the table.

I didn't exaggerate when I said 45 people were 54 at most. You're still talking about me Last time you

37. Playing cards is like this: whether you want to eat, the door is unclear, peace is not peaceful, six or eight in a row, whether you are a child, whether you stop alone, whether you are close to your father, whether you meet each other late, whether you are four in one, whether you touch chickens back and forth, whether you are eating noodles, whether you are flying southeast, whether you are catching five commanders, whether you are a dragon, and whether you are.

38.are you a scientist? Why do you have to recite this?

39. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

40. Confucius' disciples are all "salty" (virtuous) people, but my disciples are not so salty.

4 1. Liu Bei? Didn't Liu Bei go to learn from the Tang Priest?

42. Some of them are dead. Oh, it's all gone. Fortunately, I'm still alive!

43. Qu Yuan, a doctor in the State of Chu, died on the fifth day of May. We should always miss Qu Yuan. Without Qu Yuan, how could we have this three-day holiday?

44. That's right, that's right. Press the skirt when the wind blows (imitating Marilyn Monroe's classic movements).

45. Before you get married in your thirties, the matchmaker world in Beijing is a sensation!

Laugh with a smile _ Laugh with a smile and make sentences

Laugh.

Interpretation of idioms: Laugh with your hands over your stomach. Describe meeting a ridiculous thing and laughing uncontrollably. And got pregnant.

Origin of Idiom: Sima Qian's Historical Records Biography of Japanese in the Western Han Dynasty: Sima Yi said with a smile: The doctor has Taoism, so how can he say it now?

Synonym: laugh, make people laugh.

Antonym: howl.

Make sentences with a smile:

1. In Disneyland, all kinds of cartoon characters put on various shapes, especially Donald Duck's bulging belly, which made the tourists laugh.

The fat, stupid and silly panda in the movie Kung Fu Panda is my idol. Watching its vivid performance will make people laugh.

The music teacher often talks to us in humorous language, and we are often made to laugh by him.

4. I like reading educational cartoons in the special zone best. Every cartoon is funny and instructive, which can make the whole class burst into laughter from time to time.

My mother told me a stupid thing she did when she was a child, and I couldn't help laughing, especially when my mother told me that she couldn't even recognize the way home, my family and I all burst into laughter.

6. When I got on the computer, I laughed when I saw crayon Shinchan swimming with his pants off.

7. Music teachers who have always been humorous can always create tornadoes in the class, which makes us laugh.

8. Promoters will put the goods in the shopping mall into hilarious shapes, which will also make many customers linger.

9. When the whole class laughed at the monitor's improper management, the monitor said calmly, Laugh, hehehe, I feel funny, too. The class stopped laughing.

10, "Old Master Q" is my favorite cartoon. It makes me laugh and makes me understand a lot.

1 1. I have a strange little cousin. He always jumps around like a little monkey and puts on all kinds of funny and lovely actions, which often makes us laugh.

12, always laughing when watching funny TV.

13, loves to laugh when reading.

Talk about the funny connotation that makes people laugh.

1. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

In fact, I am handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.

It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

4. God is fair, giving others happiness will also make them blind, for fear that they will feel uncomfortable.

Mermaids are fake, at least in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

6. My mother told me from an early age that you can't make irresponsible friends. I think I did it all, and I did it well. Because all my friends are idiots.

7. During the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women at home is the same as that of a harem without a prince's concubine. Some people worry about you, some people give you advice, some people give you a dirty look, and some people laugh at you.

8. There has been a question in my heart these days: Have all the mobile phones of the audience in the Spring Festival Evening been confiscated?

9. Why do you remind me that money is not everything? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

10. There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

1 1. When you hate people around you, the best way to express your disgust is not to argue with them, but to work hard and leave them when you have the chance. In that way, they will disappear from your life forever, just like death.

12. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

13. There is a kind of friendship called frozen hand friend. No matter how cold your hands are, I will reply to your message in time. If I don't reply to you, it means that you are not worth freezing your hands.

14. Body and soul are always on the way to eat.

15. People who lose weight must not add any weight loss groups. On the surface, they can encourage each other, but it is useless. If you are not the fattest, you will relax because someone is at the bottom.

16. If a person has no object, others will comfort him. Women nowadays demand too much. If a woman has no object, others will definitely say that she is too demanding.

17. When you feel that you are useless and a waste, please remember to find a waste collector and sell yourself for some money.

18. Thanks to Empresses in the Palace of Sun Li and The Legend of Mi Yue. Although I haven't seen an episode, I have known the words "Heng and Mi" since then.

19. Procrastination is not a pathological state, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems in our life will be solved by ourselves as long as we put them off again and again. If you don't succeed, you haven't delayed long enough.

20. How time flies, only one second, just two seconds.

2 1. I found I was paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

In ancient times, when a girl dated, she said whether she wanted it or not, but it was up to her parents to decide. If not, she said that her daughter still wants to stay with her parents for two years.

23. If you feel tired like a dog all day, you are wrong: dogs are not as tired as you.

24. Beijing is seriously polluted, and primary and secondary schools are on holiday, but adults have to go to work normally. This tells us: cherish your school days, because once you grow up, you can't be regarded as an individual.

25. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.

26. Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me.

27. You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.

28. I saw a figure like you in the street. I chased like crazy and suddenly woke up. It turns out that you are no longer in this city, so I silently put down my brick.

I left my hometown that year, and the villagers never drank a well water again.