Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Urgent request!!!!!!Does anyone have a funny joke about Dr. Agasa? (from "Detective Conan")
Urgent request!!!!!!Does anyone have a funny joke about Dr. Agasa? (from "Detective Conan")
I have the impression that Dr. Ali only told cold jokes in the theatrical version
Theatrical Version 3
Question: I have many grandchildren. How old are they? (ワシには多くのgrandsonがいる. What talent?)
Answer: 0 years old. It's just an egg.
ワシ and eagle (わし) have the same pronunciation, and "多くのgrandson" is "多grandson (たまご)" (the same pronunciation as egg). It's still an egg, so of course it's 0 years old.
Theatrical Version 5
Question: (The age of 88 is called Mi Shou, the age of 77 is Xi Shou, and the age of 99 is called Bai Shou.) What should I call my forty-fourth birthday? The tip is that this is composed of one kanji and three katakana, and the character longevity can be ignored.
Answer: Forty-four is exactly half of eighty-eight, right? Eighty-eight is rice (こめ), and the English word for rice is rice (ライス). Since it is half (はん), it is half a bowl of rice (半ライス).
Theatrical Version 6
Question: Mr. A of this game company couldn't help but become obsessed with playing "Cocoon" while at work. When the boss sees this situation, how should he deal with Mr. A?
1. He was praised because he finally cleared the game.
2. He was fired because he played games at work;
3. Because he was playing games at work. He was sleeping soundly in the cocoon, so he was allowed to continue sleeping like this.
Answer: "Cocoon" refers to silkworm cocoon. And those who spin silk and make cocoons are silkworms (かいこ, pronounced the same as sack). In other words, dismissal means to be fired. コクーン→Cocoon(まゆ)→Silkworm(かいこ)→Dismissal(かいこ)→クビ〕(So cold...)
Theatrical Version 7
Question: Benkei has a name Uzumaki's first love, but this girl is getting married to another man. After Benkei found out:
1. Angry; 2. Happy; 3. Crying.
So, which one is the answer?
Answer: Cried. The answer is the third one, crying. I guess I came up with it from "Benkei's pain point".
A person as powerful as Benkei also has a weakness that makes him cry in pain when he is kicked. The tibia (the front of the calf) is "Benkei's sore spot."
The ones getting married are the groom (むこ) and Uzumaki (うずね). Together they are the tibia (the front of the lower leg, むこうずね).
Theatrical version 9
Question: During this medical treatment, Yuantai entered the medical room for treatment. May I ask what happened to Yuantai?
1. Eating too much ruined my stomach;
2. I fell and twisted my foot;
3. I basked in the sun too much and got a heat stroke.
Answer: (hint: English, boat) The answer is two, sprained. In English, ship means ship (シップ), so when Genta twists his foot, he needs to put on plaster (wet cloth, しっぷ).
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