MengMeng's funny sentence

MengMeng's funny sentence 1. There is also a little black boy in the factory.

2. One sentence, one scene and one space.

3. Making sentences is a kind of freedom.

4. Words generated in darkness.

5. A part of the soul will stay with someone.

6. There are more birthdays than birthdays.

7. Dreams that you can only bear alone.

When I asked myself if I was lonely, I began to feel lonely.

9, in the deep winter, it is rare to go into battle lightly.

10, because the right hand has been helping the left hand.

You can't take your eyes off the darkness.

12, age marks our familiarity with the day.

13, I really want to deviate from reality carefully.

14, at least I can see your light on.

15, the stalk will always be old, but the mood will be refreshed.

16, a person's smooth sailing.

17, fat passbook, thin yourself.

18. A chilling warm-blooded animal.

19, just hungry.

I had a dream that I was so lonely that I almost wanted to call in sick.

2 1, after a whole day, I was still thinking about what a lonely dream I had this morning.

22. Smoke a cigarette that doesn't exist.

23. It would be nice to ask for leave like this.

24. I ran too many red lights for nothing.

25. Getting up is like a landing that sometimes can't be landed.

26, like a moth to the fire.

27. Sashimi was salted to death by soy sauce.

28. From the sixth day, I have been very busy all year round, and my heart hurts.

29, big fish and big meat, Happy New Year.

30. Unexplained people are inexplicably blasphemed.

3 1, my body has no mistress.

32. The degree of being tired of eating is directly proportional to the degree of being tired of living.

33. There is food and meat, and there are too many desires and anxieties.

34. Good things bring you bad obsession.

35. Get up and leave this dream.

36. What you are referring to is only a relatively obscure gender.

37. Unstable weather is my good weather.

38. Your stay in my heart has become four seasons.

39. Have a good sleep first.

40. Tolstoy is the vodka tonight.

4 1, flew to meet another group of people who were tired of living.

42. A soft figure often makes your heart hard.

43. Sadness has taught me a lot.

44. The trace of injury becomes the outline of the heart.

45. The soul enters the night earlier than the sky.

46. Not strong enough, but expecting too much.

47. The dead are kinder than when they were alive.

48. The ellipsis tells my days, and the dash records my sleep.

49. Falling stars carry more wishes.

50. I have many memories that will become the generation gap in the future.

5 1, sleepy, it cheated.

52. It is wet and rainy, which breeds many moldy sentences.

53. I can't remember it all, but I feel very fulfilled at the moment.

54. Once you are too serious, it becomes a happiness contest with yourself.

I feel very happy to stand behind you.

56. When I like you, even your shadow shines.

57. There are more and more things that are not taken to heart.

58. Terrorist attacks on daily life.

59. I live like a bucket, with a lot of past events in my stomach.

60. Most people are more picky than raw eggs.

6 1, in the natural passage of time, like a traveler walking in the dark.

62. I opened the carton and met a cricket from Changhua.

63. Unconsciously, it becomes working for security.

64. You only live in my heart. The real you are just a fake.

No matter where you live, swim in the ocean of blue thoughts.

66. You will react to the sun because of the inner light.

67. Generally, when you become mainstream, you will miss the days when you are not mainstream.

68. You are facing great loneliness, so you are in estrus in the huge living room.

69. It takes a lifetime to kill insects.

70. When desire accumulates into action.

7 1, handed himself over to a book all night.

72. It is not without progress that the clock has made a full turn.

73. If understanding can't make us beautiful, it's better to keep a little distance.

74. Lack of childlike innocence and like children.

75. Habits are formed after birth.

76. When memories touch you, the scenery will rust.

77. Eat cuttlefish noodles and a plate of ink painting.

78. Missing doesn't hurt, but it itches.

79. The hard disk has more space than the house.

80. There are always some rooms. Once the door is closed, time will not flow.

8 1, my computer and my computer.

82. A red light can also help you calculate the time.

83. Look for better photos than yourself.

84. All dream plots can suddenly turn into going to the toilet.

85. Gift money is like a mutual aid meeting that is not guaranteed to be fulfilled.

86. Cocoons grow in your habits.

87. I am your Pluto, even if I am removed from your list.

How to lose weight in such a cold society?

89. Life is about accepting shocks until you start to shock others.

90. The disagreement began with a walk on the playground at sunset that year.

9 1, the moment I handed in the paper was full of consciousness of reality.

92. I didn't find the dead of night until the information notice stopped jumping out.

93. I feel that I will go forward like an overnight train after death.

94. There are many people who go out in the rain and stay at home.

95. The pressure made me begin to understand the bestsellers of fast-paced songs.

96. When there is no sea breeze at night, it rains heavily in summer.

97. The Internet is my wing, and the internet speed is gravity.

98. I found myself losing my communication skills in online games.

99. I didn't know what uncontrollable trembling was when I was a child, and I didn't want to feel it when I grew up.

100, holding the doll made as a child, the original touch is still there.

10 1, I regard you as a collection card of a store I don't often go to.

102, hold up the rain with a coat and use socks as roots to absorb water.

103, spinning with the current, choked by laundry detergent.

104, I only feel uncomfortable when I am quiet, so I always listen to music.

105, light up the sky in the countdown.

106, Acacia is sick, so the medicine can't be stopped.

107, the heartbeat escaped into silence like footsteps.

108, covering her ears and listening to blood flow like magma.

109 found himself alone, and there was no sound of cars whizzing by.

1 10, watching your heart break again, I tried to save your mood again, just like an adhesive.

1 1 1, covet that little affection and pretend to be in a bad mood.

1 12. If you can hold innocence in your hand, you will no longer be a child.

1 13, turn you white and sharpen you.

1 14, garbage accumulation for one semester.

1 15, a wet rope hanging on my neck beam.

1 16, unscrew the cloud and drown all the holes in the ground.

1 17. Pretend to be joking with a smiling face that is seen through.

1 18, I have been my parents' imitation cat all my life.

The cat stopped on a leaf and the floor became Wang Yang.

120, pessimists live in farewell.

12 1, accustomed to the tired and faint sleep, forgot how to sleep.

122, it was raining. Two rice balls were crowded all afternoon, and one of them was hungry.

123, an unfamiliar friend invited a single person to dinner.

124, wandering in front of the graffiti wall for a long time, writing down things that have nothing to do with the present.

125. Memories are like we are still running together on the playground without stopping.

126, love to dive by yourself.

127, I hope the link with you will not be broken in the final exhibition.

128, sorry, we are not familiar enough to comfort each other.

129, I can't hum five tones, nor can I describe my feelings in limited words.

130, turn to the old photos, a warm hand, a stinging heart.

13 1, some people swell when they are dyed with water, while others are like paper.

132. When I found the lost button, I had already changed my clothes.

133, habitually open the refrigerator, no purpose.

134, I am not your eyes, but your glasses cloth.

135, the impermanence of life turns grief into appetite.

136, since someone helped you pull the thread, I'll take it as the wind that blew through you.

137. Sprinkle liquor on your heart, and it will be ignited by your words.

138, I wonder if the sealed honey has deteriorated.

139, social expectations are like a torrent.

140, found an invoice that I forgot to check, with your phone number on it.

14 1, when it rises, it falls, which runs counter to it.

142, when mom said she was old, she didn't know how to reply.

143, punctured the barrier on the finger and oozed a blood bead.

144. The boat I took yesterday is still dizzy today.

145, I wanted to be different from my father when I was a child, but I grew up imitating him.

146, silently staying in front of the screen, absorbing things without nutrition.

147, I always hope I can be impulsive and have passion for life.

148, you hold my clothes and I will hold your hand.

149, I am a fat man. I face the reality all day, and I am not thin.

150, is it too familiar to say anything, or is it as speechless as a stranger?

15 1. It doesn't matter if you wake up and put on a pair.

152, it's like singing in a hot shop.

Life is like a journey, but you can choose what you want to carry.

154, pick up the whole pot of rice from the rice cooker by hand, and get the admiration of children.

155, come to you with ice, melt.

156, double bed and single bed to sleep by themselves.

157, drink beer if you want to cry, and open a can of honey soybean milk if you miss you.

158, I couldn't understand the warnings of adults when I was a child, but I couldn't help telling them when I grew up.

159, dreaming that the totem symbolizing oneself is a book turning pages.

160, telling the ordinary story of that old time.

16 1, I have no credit, and my card can't be spent all night quickly.

162, even believe your own lies.

163, pour the tea in the pot and inject a little warmth into this winter night.

164, thoughts and actions run counter to each other and go to the end on the lost road.

165, when jogging, unconsciously synchronize with the person running in front.

166, after talking and crying, I took the wine handed by my old friend.

167, you are a plague, and I still have scars after being cured.

168, hiding from the shadows in summer and basking in the sun in winter.

169, cook in person and see me off in person.

170, maturity is too early, childhood is too late, and wisdom lasts a lifetime.

17 1, communication enlightenment.

172, you and I will never say goodbye.

173, looking at the reflection when the screen is completely black, undisguised reflection of yourself.

174, friends who are too familiar to speak are most suitable for separation.

175, happiness is so sudden to be thin and fat.

176, waking up after a nap can't tell the morning from the evening.

177, it is a headache for me to calm down when my enthusiasm shifts.

178, I wonder why my family was so silent until I was silent.

179, I'm finally old enough for my parents to go out on dates.

180, I'm the only one coming on the appointed day, and the promise I made as a child can't count.

18 1, the person on the pillow becomes the person on the pillow.

182, you think that memory is a pond, but it is actually a whirlpool.

183, I don't know where to go, but I'm already moving on.

184, the pen without water repeatedly engraved impatient inspiration on the paper.

185, you are too bad to forget before going to bed.

186, at the banquet of life, propose a toast to friends who left halfway.

187, the line of sight is limited by the mobile phone, which blurs the reality.

188, sometimes I feel different from the surrounding painting style.

189, I was not used to the rain stopping at first.

190, born full, dead blank.

19 1, a three-pointer wearing pants and a tie on a sunny day.

192, no matter how hard you try, you can't escape the comparison.

193, I gave up drifting and let others get used to it.

194, a carnivore with nothing, wolfing down.

195, I was so young until you taught me to stop.

196, the memory of fried eggs, happiness turned into ignorance.

197 alas, it is obviously past the age of exploring from self-introduction.

198, a hundred years of loneliness, the reality is more like a dream.

199, in some cases purely for lighting.

200, convenience store food is like a dream after lighting a match.

Meng Meng Daju

First, I finally realized that the most precious feelings never need to be held in my hand.

Second, the pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.

Third, it is not love to keep the other person by your side, but it is also a kind of love to let the loved one go.

Fourth, if you are so polite to me again, I will be impolite!

I tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, but finally I laughed and shed tears.

Sixth, the former state is: unable to learn, unhappy to play and restless to sleep.

Seven, life is like a pen. You can cross out your past, but you can't erase it after all.

Eight, the child said: "Grandpa, can you sing little stars?" Grandpa said, "Yes." The child said, "You sing for me." Grandpa said, "The stars in the sky can join Beidou!"

9. "What's it like to have a crush on someone?" "I feel that he has wifi."

I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need that person to make me feel unique.

When chatting can't find a topic, it's better to ask: How much did you eat today?

Twelve, the space formed by singing makes the years come and go, so the face of the person who is still protected has not changed and there is a huge and endless hatred.

Thank you for comforting me when I am sad. Sad signature

Fourteen, killing a Q pet is more difficult than killing a person.

Fifteen, some habits, no matter how to change.

Sixteen, I can love tore heart crack lung, also can walk simply!

It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.

See a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower.

Nineteen, your attitude now determines whether you will be a character or a waste in ten years.

20. People who are afraid of you face to face will hate you behind your back. Only when you are friends can you get friends.

Twenty-one, feelings have always been very sad, just like you.

Many people waste their lives waiting for the chance to satisfy their wishes. .

23. A woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man redder than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is the place where dreams begin.

Twenty-five, in order not to lose the children's papers at the starting line in the future, I will hang QQ for them now.

It's not that I don't like you, but that I don't want you to be covered in hurting me and thinking about another person.

Twenty-seven, a person you love deeply hurts you the most, not leaving you, but letting everyone you fall in love with have his shadow.

Twenty-eight, wandering in the world, no longer make an everlasting promise for anyone.

Life is fun, because life is always fucking playing with me!

Thirty, memories, very beautiful, but very hurt; Memories, just can't go back to the past memories.

Thirty-one, life is really interesting, birth and death.

Thirty-two, there is a person, you have watched it all your life, but you have ignored it all your life. Some people look at you, but they affect your life.

Number 33, tell me to get out. Get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

Thirty-four, self-esteem to the corner, take out all the good, you are still silent.

35. The person who can affect your mood must be the person you love most. The person who can't bear to part with your sadness must be the one who loves you the most.

Thirty-six, I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!

Lovely sentence

1. I saw a girl playing mobile phone in low-cut clothes this morning. I said, "There is a deep ditch in front of my sister." My sister covered her chest and said, "Rogue." Then she fell into the ditch. ...

Second, where is the private money hidden and will not be discovered by the wife? God replied: donate it directly to the Red Cross, not to mention your wife, which can't be found all over the world. . .

Third, I revisited the Eight Dragons yesterday. If you ask who is the best, you will say Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu and sweeping monk. I think it's a paragraph. He played with five women, and five women still loved him for life. He is an absolute idol!

4. The teacher asked, "What does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring?" Classmate: "That is to say, after someone drops a drop of water, you have to throw a bucket of water at him to death."

If Shuai Neng is a meal, I can feed the whole world.

Six, don't get married for the purpose of falling in love, they are all raising wives for others.

Seven, "Why do you always look at me!" "Because I think you are simply picturesque." "Oh, what a nice painting!" Comics on the run

Eight, God saw that you were thirsty, so he created water; God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me. At the same time, God found that there is no fool in this world and created you by the way.

9. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

If you miss me, just give me a call and send a message. Don't hide it. Actually, I was thinking about you, too.

11. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.

12. I have a three-year-old daughter. At 9 o'clock in the evening, the child has gone to bed. My daughter-in-law is sitting on the bed wearing a mask. I am playing a game. When the daughter woke up, the daughter-in-law bowed her head to coax her. Suddenly, my daughter let out a cry, slapped her daughter-in-law, and cried, Dad, there is a ghost. ...

Thirteen, a friend described his reason for leaving his job like this: my job is cheap and abundant.

Fourteen, a few years ago, singles were said to be nobles, but in recent years they have become otaku.

Fifteen, that night I held you in my arms and told you to put that thing on your ear. It's cool that you don't wear it. It's the safety period, there's nothing ... What should the traffic police do without a helmet?

Sixteen, every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

Looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn my body, open your unopened lid, insert my own stick and suck up your crystal liquid. Cool! Ghosts; Sprite

Eighteen, I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!

Nineteen, the robbery we knew before was "I opened this tree and planted it. If you want to pass by, stay and buy the toll! " Now the times have changed: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down!

Twenty, when others say "hello Niang" to you, how to fight back tactfully? "Hello, son."

Twenty-one, fat people have only two ways out, either to make their bodies better or to make their mentality better.

Twenty-two, "You are much better than before" and "That's because I studied math"

Twenty-three, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and the next girl will be better.

Twenty-four, just after watching Titanic 3D, during the break, a 2B youth shouted: Let the women and children go first!

Twenty-five, I talked to my girlfriend for four months, and her father didn't like me very much. I found out my girlfriend was pregnant the day before yesterday, so I wanted to take this opportunity to get his father to agree with us. Trembling with my father-in-law, I said, Uncle, your daughter is pregnant, too. Let's get married. The prospective father-in-law gave me a faint look and said, Ah, retribution, even 4. Exactly what I said!

I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

Twenty-seven, "What if I hold it with both hands?" Your skull will glow.

MengMeng's little sentence

First, I wish someone would hold my hand and look at me affectionately every time I drink, and gently say that drinking less will hurt my health! But in reality, there are always some turtle grandchildren shouting: What did you do, raise fish? Drink up ~ ~ ~

2. An elephant chased an ant desperately. The ant saw a mound in front of him, plunged into it and put out a foot. Why? It wants to trip the elephant.

Third, there has been a fire on the Internet recently: If I disappear, who will look for me all over the world, paralyzed! I really want to say: who else, black and white impermanence!

Fourth, I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. Then, you see how I kill you!

A girl like you can't get married, even if she does, she will get married.

6. Life is like a shuttle full of AK47 bullets, you never know if the next one will blow your head off.

7. Today, lz accidentally hit a red Liu Ma car while driving. The owner of another car was a little girl who jumped down with a mobile phone. I quickly went forward to apologize and kept saying. She gave me a white look, and then took a lovely photo of her with her mobile phone. I also have to write that there was a small car accident today, and she thought it was cute. After that, she drove away ... leaving the landlord messy for several minutes!

8. I accidentally saw a condom in my son's wallet of 17 years old today. I said, "Come here, you son of a bitch! Why do you still have condoms in your wallet? " The son casually said, "Oh, I don't want it anymore." I paused, and then "don't you dare!"

Nine, I found a new job, and I am very happy to send it in a circle of friends: I found a new job today, come on! Then a friend replied to me early the next morning: pay attention to safety at the gas station!

Ten, you are so sunny. ""Speak human words. " "You are so black." "You come here and I won't hit you. "

I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.

Twelve, dreaming that the object is dead, crying badly. When I woke up, I found that there was no object at all, and I cried even more.

Thirteen, on the road of life, when you try to climb up, there are always several dogs desperately pulling you down.

14. I really love you and don't want to leave you. I am so deeply hurt by your heartache. If you really don't want to upset me, please hurry up ... the stock market.

15. Just now, someone told me, "You will be the richest man in the world." I feel like my life is spoiled. I'm bored to death.

Sixteen, quarreling when I was a child was really simple: "You are a pig", "You are a pig", "Rebound" and "Rebound is invalid"

17. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you ... pay back the money quickly.

Eighteen, please don't black surname wang! My surname is Wang, and now my buddies around me are protecting me like thieves! Sleeping with my sister-in-law now is like cheating!

Nineteen, these days, if you quadruple your salary, you can beat the United States, if you triple your salary, you can beat the Japanese, if you triple your salary, you can beat Taiwan Province Province, and if you double your salary, you can only be beaten by your wife when you go home. Of course, if you have no money, you can only be beaten by your wife. . . . .

Twenty. Today, the goddess asked me what my specialty was. After a little thought, I said to her, "Below." I saw her blush and called me a rascal. I don't understand. I learned to eat 100 kinds of instant noodles in four years in college. Isn't that a specialty? What's wrong with girls now?

Twenty-one, my ideal is simple: to have the body of Monkey and live the life of Bajie.

Twenty-two, those who are good-looking and can eat are called foodies, and those who are ugly and can eat are called fools.

Twenty-three, "Why do girls seldom take the initiative to find boys?" "Have you ever seen a socket take the initiative to find a plug!" This is the most meaningful thing I have seen today.