Teaching plan for telling jokes to small animals

1, giraffe said, "Little Rabbit, I hope you know how good a long neck is. No matter what I eat, I will slowly pass through my long neck, and that kind of delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. "

The little white rabbit looked at him without expression.

"Also, in summer, cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is delicious. What a long neck! White rabbit, can you imagine? "

The white rabbit said slowly, "Have you ever vomited?"

2. One day, a kangaroo was driving along a country road, and suddenly he saw a small white rabbit in the middle of the road, with his ears and body almost lying on the ground, as if listening to something …

So .. Kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously, "What are you listening to, Little White Rabbit?"

"A big truck passed by here half an hour ago ..."

"Wow .. so God! .. how do you know? .."

"He XX! That's how my neck and legs are broken .. "

3. The white rabbit and the big bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a jar.

An elf came out of the pot and said that he could satisfy their three wishes.

The bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true.

The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true.

The bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again.

The little white rabbit said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again.

The bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches!

The little white rabbit got on the bike and said as he ran, turn this bear into a homosexual. ...

There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest.

On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana.

The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe Giraffe, why did you do something that hurt yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The giraffe looked at the marijuana and the white rabbit and threw it behind him.

Running in the forest with rabbits.

Later, they met an elephant who was about to take cocaine.

The white rabbit said to the elephant, "elephant, elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit and threw the cocaine behind him.

Running in the forest with rabbits and giraffes.

Later, they met a lion who was about to kill a poisonous snake.

The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The lion looked at the syringe and the white rabbit and threw the syringe behind him.

Rushed over and gave the white rabbit a good beating.

The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit the white rabbit?"

It is so kind, cares about our health and makes us close to nature. "

The lion said angrily, "This son of a bitch pulls me every time he eats ecstasy."

Running around the forest like an idiot. "

On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, and went home without catching anything.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home.

On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit:

If you use carrots as fucking bait again, I'll kill you!

6. The little white rabbit was walking in the forest. When he met the wolf, he came up and gave the little white rabbit two big ear stickers.

Say, I told you not to wear a hat. The little white rabbit left very grievance.

The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the wolf again. He came up and handed it to Xiao.

The white rabbit has two big mouths and says, "I want you to wear a hat."

Tutu is depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger.

After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "OK, I see. I will handle this matter, so trust the organization." The same day

The tiger found his partner, the wolf. "It is wrong for you to do so. This is very difficult for me. " Wipe while talking

Wipe the dust off the table: "Do you think this is ok?" You can say, Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat!

She found the fat one, and you said you wanted the thin one. She found a thin one, and you said you wanted a fat one. So you can hit her. while

Of course, you can also say that. Tutu, come and find me a woman. She found plump ones, and you said you liked slim ones.

. She found a slim one, and you said you liked the plump one. You can beat her. It is both reasonable and powerful. "The Wolf nodded frequently.

Clap your hands and applaud, and the reverence for the tiger once again rushes to a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above instructions were given to the tiger outside the window.

The little white rabbit mowing the grass heard it. I hate this in my heart.

The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence! It's the big bad wolf coming. The wolf said, "Tutu, pass."

Come on, find me a piece of meat. "Tu Tu said," So, do you want to be fat or thin? "Listen, Wolf,

Heart sank, it is a joy, the heart says it's good to have a plan B, he added, "Tutu, Mary, find me a woman.

"Tu Tu asked," So, do you like plump or slim? " The wolf was silent for 2 seconds and raised his hand again.

I gave Tutu two big ear posts. "Shit, I told you not to wear a hat."