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How to get high and cold?

Question 1: How can it be a little colder? 1 A person's coldness is inadvertently reflected according to his personality.

If you are not such a person, you must learn to make yourself cold, which will be very tired.

Question 2: How to mix hot and cold? Change from appearance first. Don't wear brightly colored clothes, and don't choose pink. There are generally two colors: black and white.

Secondly, if you change your personality, your language can be saved. Don't smile in public. Don't eat candied haws, cotton candy, ice cream and candy. Try not to eat in front of others. Practicing eating spicy food will make your voice higher. Don't look at each other when you speak, look around like yourself and talk to people in a higher voice. I don't like pink kawaii or anything like that. You can always wear sunglasses instead of bows. If you sing, you should have some sad or domineering songs. Remember never to speak in a voice that is too low or too sweet.

Question 3: How can we become indifferent, look at others with indifferent eyes, turn a blind eye to everything in the world, and say to ourselves, "This world is evil, and there is nothing worthy of nostalgia or pity". So you can disguise yourself and stop facing others with your heart. When others talk to you, you can take a faint look and calmly say monosyllabic words such as "good, bad, oh", which is actually to talk as little as possible. Listening to some sad piano music alone in the middle of the night, remember that it is piano music, and the effect of the song is not obvious. You can also read sad articles or read some mystery novels to explore the darkest side of human nature.

In fact, in my eyes, indifference and nobility coexist. Lively people can only say that they are cheerful and generous, and indifferent people are noble people.

LZ, I'm in the same situation as you, but I seem to be very cold now.

Question 4: How do girls get cold? Methods of raising temperature and cooling

1. Say goodbye to Xiaobu

Sit still, shut up and see what you have in your hand.

Straighten your knees

Stand still

5. Don't get caught

Cross your legs gracefully

7. Don't put your hand in your sleeve

8. Don't tidy your bangs often.

9. When everyone is laughing at something, keep calm and act like it doesn't matter.

10. Try to be short, don't be humorous, and use a slightly harsh tone.

1 1. Less active communication with others.

12. criticize others with your eyes, not words.

13. Say short syllables such as "good", "bad" and "well" calmly.

14. When chatting, add a period after each sentence.

15. The biggest reaction when you meet an acquaintance is just to laugh it off.

16. No snacks.

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18. No expression

19. No smile

When you are angry, take a deep breath and try to calm yourself down.

2 1. No quarrels, no fights.

How to be a cold-hearted person

1. Laugh coldly when others tell jokes.

2. Look in your eyes, hold out your chest and abdomen, burst into a sneer, miss your enemy in your heart, say I killed you a hundred times, and then go.

The most important thing: when you want to cry, please raise your head, close your eyes and sneer. People will not think that you are crying, but that you are a cold peacock.

Question 5: How to be a cold-hearted person? In fact, really cold and noble people don't ask such questions. In the eyes of ordinary people, Gao Leng is Niu B, a noble.

Then let's talk about how to improve this situation.

1, congenital child apathy.

2, high cold, first looks awkward!

A, dress tastefully. It's best not to look ugly, even if it doesn't look good, you should have a little temperament, dress tastefully and clean! Even if those big names look sloppy, they are called style, leisure and chic. Those who have no confidence should clean up by themselves, and it is not too late to play noble cards. Never follow the trend, have your own style. This is called high cold. If all the people in the street drive Rolls-Royce, Rolls-Royce will not be luxurious or awesome. Even at the beginning, if you don't have your own distinctive style, you should dress up well. Don't mix and match a bunch of things inexplicably (even if it looks so noble). If you look pleasing to the eye, with an indifferent, noble and indifferent temperament? This is called high cold. Wearing unkempt clothes, all kinds of customs? That's not called high cold? That's sloppy. If a person is vulgar and has no characteristics, he will wear it when he catches the popular explosions on Taobao. It doesn't matter whether the clothes look good or not. If he has no figure and looks, the clothes he wears are neither fish nor fowl. Even if you don't laugh, talk or be lukewarm all your life, it's also called unsociable inferiority complex.

B, exquisite details. There are a few exquisite things that can be taken out, not too big or too good, such as a wallet with cowhide on the top, a nice watch and a unique ring on the tail. Not too good, the important thing is to look classy. Most people can't tell good from bad. Be sure to keep the price consistent from head to toe, not to mention a Hermes bag on Taobao wearing shoes 40 yuan? Cheap words are cheap, and only poor people with no self-esteem try their best to save a luxury to attract attention. If you have money, you will naturally say it, but if you are short of funds, it is still very refreshing and exquisite, right? Don't play fat in the face. Note that exquisiteness is an attitude. High cold needs exquisiteness.

3, the attitude is high and cold, and mortals don't understand.

High cold, elegant, have answers. Don't cherish some good things too much, and don't care too much about anything, such as a good bag you have worked hard to save. Even the baby in my heart can't show it. If it is cold, it must be light, shallow and free from the world of mortals. Don't think that no smile is called high cold, it is shallow. Of course, you can't laugh too much, but it should be noted that a shallow and alienated smile is the real aristocrat. There is both etiquette and unfathomable nobility. Pay attention to the shallow smile, with elegance and winning meaning. If it's cold, be calm! Don't be surprised easily! Slowly and quietly, don't deliberately brush the sense of existence. If it's cold, you can't be too enthusiastic and too casual. Don't wander around the square park every day. Among a bunch of young men and women who are in love, no one will read it and no one will understand it. It is not a very cold gesture to go to a small place, a cafe or a bar and sip drinks in a cup in a low jazz reverberation room. As a matter of fact, it's very cold and someone must watch it. Go out to play with others and eat hot pot. You can also eat noble and elegant, and Leng Yan is unique. Of course not. B? Don't be artificial, have that kind of natural elegance. Of course, if you are with your good brother, don't pretend and be natural. It is important not to change your mood because of the change of environment! Don't pretend, don't wear formal clothes to eat barbecue! What matters is the aura!

4, high cold, there must be a foundation.

You have to be confident when it's cold, and you have to supplement your professional knowledge. You don't have to understand it very well, but to read a book, just throw out a few nouns. Don't shine when you see good things. Look slowly in a natural posture, put it down and say, oh, good. Don't criticize at will, and don't pretend to understand. If not, just say, sorry, I don't know. This is called high cold! This is called confidence! At the same time, we should have several hobbies, such as reading books, reading famous books, watching movies and documentaries, and foreign famous books. For example, we can mix wine, make coffee, taste red wine, make our own cakes and have afternoon tea instead of doing it every day. Sometimes I feel very aristocratic.

Summary: Gao Leng is actually a nobleman. Because China's traditional culture does not advocate high cold, so high cold is close to Europe and America in all aspects, don't overdo it!

Because I like this question very much, I answered it very well, completely by hand, personally? Brother, even if you don't accept it, you have to give a reason! I really tried my best! ! ! ...& gt& gt

Question 6: How to be cold? Climbing the snow-capped mountains is high and cold.

Well, actually, I want to say that a cold person wouldn't ask such a lovely question.

Why is it so cold? Do you think it is more fashionable and attractive?

Question 7: How can we get cold? Talk less and don't laugh.

Question 8: How is it cold? 10 Don't talk, don't join in the fun, don't take care of others, the most important thing is that you have cold capital, such as money, power and beauty, otherwise you can only become Pan.